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I pick ravenclaw

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Gryffindor or Slytheryn I guess.

ravenclaw

Gryffindor>Ravenclaw>>>>Slytherin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hufflepuff

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I wouldn't pick anything from one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I have a collector edition of Don Quijote

Gryffindor
Ravenclaw
Slytherin
Hufflepuff

ravenclaw of course

I'd fuck the shit out of gryffindor.

The other ones not so much, I feel like these clear eyes they have are not that attractive and furthermore they make me feel like I can't trust these bitches, it's as if I was looking through the eyes of a reptile or some shit like that

Slytheryn

I want her to hufflepuff my dick

i want to sexually FUCK the actress who played luna lovegood, if you catch my drift

Hufflepuff

>ravenclaw

Potterfags get out. Animu magic worlds are so much more fun.

Huff>All
Turtles All The Way Down>Middle>High>Low>God>Shit

what's wrong with her?

>no one picks hufflepuff

uhh hello???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I would challenge you for mating rights.

Beware. My plumage is clearly superior, and I have many bright, shiny objects to display.

She looks alright from the front, but then she also looks like a huge freak from the side.

Nice try, FBI Internet Anti-Pedo operative.

i'm also a proxy shill paid by Soros himself
AMA

forgot to add: my job is to post amerimutts

Why do people unironically like her?

For me, it's hufflepuff

shes so butifel

el bumpo

She beautiful and also not a raostie slut like most women today.

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Hufflepuff > Ravenclaw >> Slytherin = Gryffindor