This chick is coming over to netflix and chill, what movie do we watch?

This chick is coming over to netflix and chill, what movie do we watch?

I already have snacks covered. I have some white cheddar popcorn, a 24pk of mini slim jims, and a couple 2 liters of diet coke.

I just need a kino. I'm thinking Beerfest maybe?

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>conservative women

Just watch Hangover.

who cares about the movie im gonna be lickin that pusy

>weird ethnic food

She's a keeper OP.

headkick her at the door

american sniper by the looks of it

FIND A RANDOM COMEDY

Who gives a fuck about the specific film.

Look for a recent comedy with a decent Rotten Tomatoes.

>Cigs&Weed

Absolutely disgusting

>Cigs&Weed

I'll make sure there's an officer at my house when she shows up to escort her right to prison.

>i don't like books
BITCH YOU BETTER READ MOBY DICK OR ELSE NO DICK FOR YOU

I recommend Ratatouille because she might bring her infant child with her.

like pic

All broads say this because they think anything that's not fast food is ethnic. Just smile and nod and pretend she is interesting

>work at a hair salon

Why are you even considering a relationship with a total loser?

>cigs&weed
C O A L B U R N E R

This is like the complete opposite of a personality.
Just throw on Finding Dory and see if she'll give you head.

>doesn't read
>"weird ethnic food"
>saying she likes "all music," a sure sign of a pleb

Into the trash

why dont you go hiking/camping with her

200 times easier to get in her pants like that

>t.larp

Alright guys thanks for the tips. I'm gonna go take my 2001 GMC Jimmy and go to the Redbox at 7/11 and rent Zero Dark Thirty. I'll do a burnout in the parking lot when I leave.

>weed

REMINDER: The primary demographic for drugs in the USA is women. And they see the least consequences for it.

hairspray

Fuck
Cain took 10 years of JDS's life

>Doesn't like seafood or ethnic food
>Doesn't read books
>Short and loud
>Cigs and weed
>Types "ect."
She is human detritus and not worth your time, money, or interest.

God damn that's trashy as fuck

>Don't read
>Loves ALL movies
>Lmao no hook ups! (But I ride fast boys)
>And can't live without men btw.

I'd still do her, but that's a pump and dump.

who said he wants a relationship, it seems he wants a fuck

>white cheddar popcorn, a 24pk of mini slim jims, and a couple 2 liters of diet coke.
don't forget the insulin

how old is she?

>not posting based Feitosa
>posting some murican mma trash

>rap, country

nice bait

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this, no need to overthink it

find something middle of the, recent, and mild that doesn't distract from the actual point of the meeting

Name one woman that isn't a loser. Every "successful" woman is in that position because she made a transaction with a male.

>doesn't read books
>could never do without her phone
>cigs&weed

On the upside, she likes all films so time to put on "Battlefield Earth".

>I don't read books
Even if that's the case why would you admit to that? It's like conceding you're an idiot.

i just want a gf dont care if shes not pretty

marathon the Gaspar Noe filmography.

>a pump and dump
i.e. every chick ever. If you want a debate buddy, make a male friend.

This, abort. Smoking weed goes hand to hand with having sex with niggers.

exactly what i thought, the best thing to do is to pump and dump OP (i figured you were gonna do that but it needs to be said)

...

Whatever you do, wear a goddamn condom. Even if it's lambskin. It's better than nothing. DO NOT nut inside this bitch.

look at the good side, if you put a movie that she doesn't like, it's gonna be the first movie that she doesn't like!

Literally every line is off-putting and she's barely attractive. Drop this bitch OP.

>I don't read books

bang her for the night then kick her out

Glaube Feitosa is pure K-1 KI-NO
>dat brazilian kick

youtube.com/watch?v=rQylRNuMXFI

she's pretty honestly but looks real bitchy. whenever I try to bone a girl I either watch black swan or dalla's buyer's club. It's become a routine, but I can't logically explain it. it works everytime, but I dont even know if the movie matters at all as long as you don't put the spongebob squarepants movie on

I'm just trying to get my dick wet buddy, what's the problem?

Are girls online profiles just window dressing? Anything they ever have posted is never true. They say no random hookups then suck cock three hours into the first date,

We got a genius here lads.

>Beerfest

Why are you sabotaging your date? at least put on Supertroopers

>I'm really good at:
>Bowling
I misread that as blowing. Oh if only. She sounds like a bore.

bitchs dig the spoongy tho
my dad was unironically watching sponge bob while my mom was giving birth to my little brother and it was the episode with the gorilla suit

Doublespeak is a very real thing.

>They say no random hookups then suck cock three hours into the first date,
it goes as far that you should in fact look for girls who say that. no random hook up means I fuck on the first date guaranteed. girls who dont fuck on the first date don't have a need to say they don't

Why would someone lie on the internet?

She can ride there quads

>Yep, I set up this dating profile to make ""friends"" and definitely NOT to hook up, yessir

don'T take my example too seriously, it was the first thing that came to my mind, what I mean is that the movie itself has little effect probably as long as it's not a REALLY weird choice

>le "books are good" memé

After having sex with a girl who smokes cigs, idk if I'll ever do it again regardless of how hit the girl is


It was disgusting and I was gagging when I was driving home. Couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for days

As someone who went to the Lego Movie for a first date and got laid that night, I'd say go for whatever you want to watch. If they like you, it won't matter what movie you two watch. Though her profile tells me you better be a 10/10 in her book to get in her pants on the first try.

Your online profile is supposed to be a snapshot of your personality.
What I've learned from this bitch is that she couldn't even fill out the most banal of summaries of the things she likes without looking like a retard.

If your profile is that generic\full of just nothing all you're really saying is 'here is my picture, would you like to fuck or nah?', and I'd say nah.

Fucking Millennicuck

i found the idiot

Smoker pussy is fucking disgusting

found the poser

women are kids, of course a kid movie is a good choice...

>what movie do we watch?
hopefully none

>le "books are good" memé
> Le
>memé
>can only express myself using meme logic

>"i dont read books"
>doesnt have "cooking" under things she loves
>is white
Dont do it senpai

your on Sup Forums redditor we use memes to express things here you NEWFAG! lurk moar

>being a cigarette junkie
At least pick a fun way to slowly kill yourself. You just look like an edgy faggot and smell like shit.

>looking to make new friends
>hair salon
>doesn't read
>loves all music
>DUDE WEED

I want a great who can cut my hair. Tired of paying for 'tism cuts.

She looks like a Chasing Amy kind of chick. Any stoner movie that doesn't star black guys might also work.

>I don't read books
>weed
DROPPED
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this desu

I don't smoke. I also don't ever dramatize anecdotes about kissing a smoker and not being able to get the taste out of my mouth for days. You faggot.

>she comes over
>"I read on your profile that you like squads"
>"quads"
>"oh"
>put on "Suicide Squad" anyway
>as the movie progresses, increasingly mimic Jared Leto's Joker
>film ends
>lean close to her and whisper "I would break you out of prison too, you know"

>he doesn't Begotten and chill

Op, try to get feet pics!

>le "books are good" memé

samefag

>put on "Suicide Squad" anyway

So you're a cigarette cuck.

Leave redditposting to me.

t. You

Love Actually

If you're not elbow deep in that pussy by the end of it, you fucked up.

Manila in the Claws of Light

They make decent money.

>t.
nice expiered meme you got there! mind if i take a bite?! *chomp chomp chomp*

AHH! how tasty!
*meme sits badly in stomach*

BLUUERGJHHH!!*pukes*

wow such an old stale meme it was :)

>When a Redditcuck's mind short-circuits

Brainlet.

dont post at me

Bruh you better pray the condom works because she's got that look in her eyes. Trust me, I've seen the shit before. That's why I only fuck over 40 MILFs I meet on tindr or at the bar anymore. You know that baby factory is dried up and you can dump in them anytime then hop in an uber and be the fuck out. Sure talking to their kids after they just listened to you smash their mom and you're waiting for the uber is weird but you get used to it and it's a lot better than the drama that comes from bitches like crazy no soul duckface myspace angle please put a baby in me so I can make your life miserable for 21 years dude 420 blaze it xd in your pic.

This looks like the dictionary definition of a basic bitch.

>I don't read books

It shows when you write shit like
>ect
>capital S on seafood mid sentence
>WIFI
>Cigs&Weed

Oh wait she's a hair dresser. Ok.

this
saying you like everything basically means you don't like anything

>two exclamation marks
>Oxford comma
>two periods after "etc"

The fuck is riding quads? Is it as retarded as it sounds?

how on earth do you not know what quads are??