Spurs vs Rochdale FA Cup pre-game depression thread

This was the second football game I've ever bought tickets for (the first was the previous Spurs v Rochdale game at home around a week ago)

I got myself ready to travel to the stadium and grab my coach to Wembley but less than halfway there I realised the tickets I placed in my back pocket were missing.

I instantly turned back and retraced my steps in the hope of finding the tickets in the thick snow and strong winds

I failed

I returned home, my mother who insisted on hugging me before I left had nothing to say, she didn't even ask why I was back (suspicious or considerate since I am extremely upset right now)

I went out in the snow again later, too late to get to the coach in time but I wanted to find those tickets to ease the pain.

I feel terrible right now
Considering throwing my scarf and stub from my first game into the bin to destroy any reminders

Not necessarily my mum who stolen them, I did feel around my back pockets a couple of times moving stuff but I don't remember feeling the tickets

Really down right now, not sure if I can even bring myself to watch the game on TV

The worst part is that I was going to meet a guy from /r9k/ at the game (bought an extra ticket for him) but now it's all for naught. No potential friend, no new life experience, no first time in London. Nothing but an eternal void of sadness.

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holy shit

OP is a mentally ill paki tranny for anyone that doesn't know

I'm gonna go to ASDA, buy some donuts to eat the pain away

>1519813875871.jpg

>WHEN YOUR OWN MUM ROBS YOU

Buy 2 tickets to liverpool/porto and ill go with you, but youre gonna have to pay for everything

this is allah's punishment for your degeneracy

Liverpool is a bit far. Manchester City would be more realistic but Rochdale is my preference since we can get great seats to games (front row)

I have £135 on Rochdale not scoring and Spurs winning within 90 minutes.

KEK

what price m8e

I hop so

Going to b massively depressed if Rochdale win or even if it goes to pens

When did this Vietnamese cartoon forum become a blog for teenagers or those with mental capacity of teenagers?

jesus fucking christ i hope this is someone mischief

Don't know. Skyet banned me because I won too much (no kidding) in too short a space of time so I had to divide the bet into three smaller bets to get around the bot.

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get fucked

best thread on Sup Forums right now

>6 sentences in a row starting with I
Any hobby psychologist on Sup Forums who can tell me what that means?

Serves you right for being a plastic bastard who only jumped on the bandwagon when they got national exposure.

You aren't a sports fan, let alone a football fan at all.

You're just an attention seeker, regardless of the scenario.

>1519813875871.jpg

Either OP posts a picture with a timestamp or y'all niggas posting in a troll thread.

My mum finally asked
I told her that I probably lost my tickets
She said "aww, poor thing"

Guess she didn't steal them
Feel bad for thinking it could have been

I have lived in Rochdale all my life and am descended from pakis so my father never taught me about football or took me to a game

Or you could just check archives, I posted this pic several times in the last few days.
Phone posted then saved from Sup Forums so I could report from different devices

>keeping tickets anywhere other than in a bag, or the inside pocket of a coat

>taking a bad to a stadium in the current climate with terrorism

Take another pic with your phone now, then.

Should have become a cricketer and made your dad proud

>phoneposter

HARAM

pakis arent allowed to carry bags anymore

Here's a pic of the background from the same pic as the op

>capeshit
>piccadilly circus but has never been to london
>worst original starting pokemon

m8..

>missing the biggest crime of all: the half and half scarf

Scarf was a souvenir from my first football game
The Piccadilly circus thing was a gift my sisters got my after their school trip to London
Charmander was an unwanted gift that I bought for my sibling and found in the cellar
The poster was free and is colourful

KEK THE CHARMANDER STORY

JUST

You still wearing dresses, ribena?

This is so depressing, not sure I can watch this without slitting my wrists

england is my city

proper match thread here:

>soyboy
>nintendo switch

colour me shocked

I've literally only played it once since I bought it in December

I got a job and didn't know what to spend my money on

Kill yourself, you attention seeking cunt

like your life is much better

Anyone put money on a 0-0?

Im not in the business of losing money

Lads.

Rochdale win then?

Seriously, OP, if you're feeling sad and lonely then you'll just get the piss taken out of you here.

You want to make a thread here instead - britfa.gs/emo/

Full kit wanker

I'd wanker

i take my bag to crystal palace games all the time, i cant imagine the other london clubs are any worse, only other one i have been to arse and they let my bag in

are you brown?

no it isn't

There's a 30x30cm restriction on bags at Wembley

I spent an unfortunate amount of time researching my trip

no, but around 10% of palace fans are some shade of wog wog so imagine pakitranny would be fine

I'm brown and I've taken bags to Spurs games before, all they did was ask to have a look inside first desu

>no first time in London
Bullet: dodged.

>two tickets

why

the fucking stadium is empty

why the fuck didnt the fuck just buy new tickets??

>"17 coaches left Rochdale, hopefully they all made it"

Ha!

she bought a boy she liked a ticket too

I was gonna meet up with a London based /r9k/ poster

No tickets on sale on game day and I needed coach travel (not on sale 10 mins before the departure either,.I assume)

Also, 5000 of Rochdale's 7500 allocation was sold.
Level 2 and 5 are not in use iirc

Don't forget he's a convicted sex offender too

quick rundown on the dude?

This game will be kino

OP 2 years ago...

>/r9k/ poster

OH nonononononono

glory glory tottenham hotspur

Already getting down watching it on TV

I hate myself and this world so much

Please fuck off Llorente

OP 1 year ago...

why not just buy one off the touts outside the ground?

OP now

Cool 'zilla.

More like 4 years ago and more importantly pre-HRT and laser

2 years

Completely different now

...

Its a Martin Tyler cast ! Just like my Fifa video game

How do I get a mentally ill sex offender paki tranny qt gf lads?

tranny bottled getting the offical club coach

How much is Rose worth lads?

And how the heck do I get to the stadium from Rochdale, 300 miles away?

Not me

...

open bobs

when will you post an updated pic then

Nice tummy, would tickle.

Is it snowing in London lads

Could Fletch not make it to the stadium? 4 minutes in and this commentator is making me angry

Trust me, you don't want to go down that rabbit hole

wtf I rate Foyth now

a bit i think, they showed it before

smashes ball out for a corner lel

The absolute state of this thread

When the police return my stuff

you look pretty manly m8

not the same ugly nose

I love Lamela lads

OVER

>can post photos of the tickets
>can't post a picture of himself

Doesn't add up.

all the /r9k/ posters I know in real life actually have pretty successful lives, in full time work or nearly finished their degrees, with large friend circles. They just hate themselves so much that they subconciously don't want to subject a girl to being with them

welp, its over

He put a camera in the girls bathroom at uni or something

more like lie down for a nap on the grass a mela

20-25

WEW

The apple!