You wake up tomorrow morning with all of superman's powers...

You wake up tomorrow morning with all of superman's powers. You're the only one who knows about the powers at this point. What do you do?

clear minefields while listening to walking on sunshine

Give Trump a wedgie

Kill Trump, Kill Putin, Kill that fat slant in North Korea and then probably go see if I can find ISIS.

Stop playing "make believe" on Sup Forums like a virgin loser with no friends.

does my foreskin regrow? if so i masturbate

Annhilate any country that ends in -stan or -sreal

Run around at high speeds grabbing women with fat asses

Demand a Batman costume instead of Supermans.

>-sreal

hopefully your superspelling will fix this error

Probably go rob a bank and offer it to my mum, she works too hard.

steal and make life better for those i care about

>robbing banks when you could literally be scooping up precious minerals from deep in the earth using your x-ray version

Good job, idiot.

does superman even get paid? surely the government or something must offer him money for his services

Actually, scrap that, go break into Buckingham Palace, kill the royal family and take their money, and offer it to my mum.

Maybe spend my spare time doing your suggestion.

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Fuck off to space.

Start fights for fun.

Flip off the cameras for 1/22 of a second for every show and movie I despise. It will get past the editors and some autist here will find out about it.

Eventually my shenanigans will be a mark of bad film quality, and people will refuse to watch the things I hate.

Watch out, CW.

So you would stop your hobby?

Burn Essex to the ground.

what

This.

Obviously it's not every second, but a random second in the film/show

You might actually improve it.

>save people
>kill ISIS
>reverse time to correct mistakes
>go to space and beat the crap out of some random ayylmaos

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Cure cancer

I'd find that son of a bitch who ripped me off and stick a hand through his chest

Go back to sleep and hope that I wake up as Batman.

Go wreck ISIS, and then kill all the world leaders and become a god on Earth. Then fuck off to space and leave Earth to eat itself alive

Fuck around honestly

use my super-speed to brute-force myself into a Sup Forums gold account so i can shitpost without needing to use captcha and upload files over 2 mb

also there's a chance my newfound powers might possibly give me the confidence to consider maybe asking out a girl IRL; but probably not if we're being realistic here

Literally nothing. I'm in no hurry to do anything besides what I currently do. Maybe I'll use it to steal stuff so I can go back to locking myself in my room and not have to work.

Your mother earns the compensation she's worth.

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Demand a Dredd sequel, or Earth burns.

Go back in time to piss on prime Jennifer Connelly

She makes enough, but she deserves to have some easy time off.

>Ask out girl
>She still rejects me
>Ram fist through face

Destroy the planet. Save all the pre 10 year old kids and rape them.

do a backflip

Basically become the Punisher, but with super powers.

fucking kek

I find Kathleen Kennedy and make her a science project.

Kill all BLACKED and picklerick posters.

And then just do what superman does.

I have to wonder, does Superman need to eat to survive? What about hydration? Can he just eat fast food and never lose his physique?

find a qt loli to make my sidekick

kill Trump
kill ISIS
kill reddit
kill sjws
kill North Korea
Marry 100 JAV actresses, make a super army with my 100s of sons

Dress up as Jesus and destroy churches.

Zip over to Zack Snyders house and give him the opportunity to travel with me along my feats of heroism as my personal kinographer.

he doesn't, sunlight is enough

>Dress up as Jesus and destroy churches.
>not dressing up as muhhamed and eating pork

>tfw this describes me but I don't have godlike powers so I can't do anything about it

come on now user. you're superman, not superchad.

>ask out girl
>she still rejects me
>"y-you too"
>go home, cry, fap, post a bit on Sup Forums, sleep for 16 hours

>Dress up as Buddha and start random fights with homeless people.

>see if I can find ISIS

To join, because you just killed all their enemies.

Bitch please, I can fly, I'm invincible and can tear people to pieces, my confidence just got a large boost.

Just take her flying bro.

>dress up as Moses and kill a bunch of Egyptians

Still, they murdered those people n film, so I'm still gonna pull their spines out, and livestream it for Sup Forums.

Leg drop Israel from orbit.

If I'm being honest probably nothing. I Probably just end up getting revenge on my bullies and continue being neet. I MIGHT try and defend earth if there was some sort of alien invasion or whatever the hell superman does but I'm not really ambitious at all. I just want to relax and watch movies.

Genocide all women desu

Genocide all white men

Incinerate USA. That's half the problems of the world escalating there, with mayonnaise fags, rampant feminists, blacks, FMI, drug buyers and a fuckton more.

Incinerate Switzerland.

Blow up every nuke on earth, hopefully they will be underground and only fuck up the country that host it.

Retire to a small cabin in the woods with a lot of dogs and maybe a qt

build a moonbase
become a military contractor
watch as stupid humans bid on destruction of their enemies.
destroy whoever i want and throw wads of cash money into the sun

>Dress up as Vishnu and go fight a cow

Superman never made any money. Saving the world from Solomon Grundy.

What's wrong with Switzerland?

Keep them a secret and kill everyone like this

>Buy a bag of charcoal
>Make diamonds
>Get rich and put DeBeers out of business in one fell swoop

Find Joseph Kony, capture him and destroy his armies.

Destroy every drug cartel.

Free the 3 million people held in slavery in Muslim countries.

Turn the bohemian grove into ash and issue a dire warning to the governments of the world about their corrupt dealings.

Wipe out street gangs in every US city.

Taunt Snyderfags on Sup Forums. As superman I would be the utmost authority on superman. I would give a super review of BvS and hunt down and torture snyderfags for their shit taste.

Put on webshooters and a Spider-Man outfit just to fuck with people, I'll stick to walls to sell it

>dress up as ares and go fight some persians

Probably just fly to Japan and live there, looks comfy as hell.

>Genocide everything but white Christian men
>with the white mans burden eradicated and not having to pay muhh welfare/programs we can focus on relevant things again like space travel, artificial wombs to continue the race etc

Not even gay but I just wish sexual attraction/lust etc would stop being a thing. It gets in the way of so much

Switzerland is neutral, fuck that

But I thought they got Kony back in 2012

/s

take over the planet

Dress up as a trump supporter and let antifa break their bodies upon my super bones.

Good, they're staying out of this pissing contest.

I'd search the deep ocean for weird creatures bring them up to surface and throw them at tourists on the beach

>fly to any sjw rally
>begin suplexing everyone in sight

So basically turning Earth into Krypton from the beginning of MoS?

BREAK YOURSELF UPON MY BODY

I take star wars from disney.

The Galaxy far far away will not be tainted any longer by that fucking mouse.

rape every women in africa until the whole continent looks white

I guess. But without moralfagging

Plus everyone there had super powers or at least a lot did. I'd be the only one in this scenario. So I'd be a relaxed dictator. I'd let people do what they want, rule themselves etc, but if shit starts to get too degenerate or moralfaggy id step in

Seeing as I'm browsing Youtube atm, beat Casey Neistat to death.

Fucking 10/10 reference bro

Heem everyone.

>they're staying out of this pissing contest
If they were TRUE neutral, wich only happens in D&D.
They are the kind of country that goes "Do every evil as you can, as long as you don't do it to me, I'm neutral. As a side note, every country should take special consideration with us and bring us good, as we are neutral and keep relationships with everyone!"

They are not "I'm Neutral Fuck you"-neutral, they are "I'll look at the other way/I'll take it!"-neutral

I go on a killing spree that wont end until it reachs one billion.

Just flip over the whole continent of Africa there you just saved humanity aswell as killed a billion or two.

>I go on a killing spree that wont end

FTFY.

I'm sure the ability to fly could save me money on gas

will you promise me you'll kill all the irish?

Half of us would be the Superman from Red Son, and the other half would be the Homelander from the Boys
And a very few would be Kid Miracleman