I just found out that I'm moving to italy after the holidays

I was just told that my father accepted a position in Italy and is moving the entire family there after new years. I have never been to Europe and have some concerns when it comes to moving there. Mainly I don't want to be raped and blown up. I also dont speak a word of Italian. Are there many English speakers in Italy,is it easy to make friends in high school there? tell me its going to be okay
t. concerned American

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>is it easy to make friends in high school there?
You should read the rules before you post

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cut me some slack man Im 17 and my life has just been turned upside down

There's a big difference between Milan and Corleone.

I doubt what you wrote is true
But even so it depend when you move (south or north) then make friend for a foreigner (not illegal immigrant) should be easy

see ya later

>my father accepted a position in Italy

And he's taking his 20 year old NEET son with him?

LOL WTF kind of low effort bait is this?

>Are there many English speakers in Italy
The answer lies in the question

not bait and I kinda dont know how to feel. The rest of the family is ecstatic and Im the only one who seems the least bit concerned

I wouldn't like to move either.
But cmon this has to be a bait

>Mainly I don't want to be raped and blown up.
Kys underage Sup Forumstard

you need to be 18 to post here so you'll probably be banned soon. anyway you'll probably go to some english speaking school unless they expect you to learn an entire language in a few months. better start learning

>Im 17
You really should have known better than to post this...
See you in a few days, OP.

You are less likely to be murdered in Italy than in the USA, don't worry.

And lots of Italians speak English.

I wish it was my mom dad and 26 year old neet sister are all happy and Im locked ib my room trying to find outwhat the hell the to do

thanks for helping me and not berating me for my age

thanks. I think its palermo where im moving

for some reason i always think these american "i moving to x' threads fake
also you're already acting like a retarded amerifat
"i dont want to be raped or blown up'

Palermo
For real?
user...I

RIP

>be underage
>get 3 day ban to grow up
always thought it was kinda funny

If it's real then say to your dad to chsnge the fucking place, Palermo is in Sicily
Anyway thank you now i can see that this thread is only bait, Palermo has no job to offer and you behave too retard to be serious

you said you were moving to italy, not north africa idiot

Is the mob gonna kill him?

We consider guy like OP alredy dead
RIP

>palermo
have fun

youtube.com/watch?v=4FQVi7ubNuU

my life has turned to hell

>Palermo
Kek. You'll either get killed by the mafia or bombed by ISIS.

This is a normal street in Palermo.
Southern European cities usually have dysfunctional waste management.

I met an italian girl from Milan who was gorgeous.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

I got over a month ban once after lying about my age for the sake of a shitpost. also unless anyone reports him idk he'll get banned.

How bans from Sup Forums work?
Isn't supposed to be anonymous? So for an effective ban they ban the IP I suppose but since IP is dynamics i can't really figured out how to ban someone

She is indeed gorgeous.

kek Italians haven't suffered a single terrorist attack since the years of lead while you star in final destination whenever you go outside

Fuck you.
Why you say that, you bring us bad luck.
Now soon or later we gonna have a shitty mental ayyrab that explode himself.
Thank you Serbia

Stay superstitious, Gennaro.

it's easy to get around if you know how. still alot of people don't know or can't for various reasons.

fuck off newshit

she's doing hw?

is that her?

you italian american?

We make it through a joint combination of Luck/Bribe the goat fucker.
We are their next target, I am so afraid right now.
They are not human, they are worst than animals.

You deserved the ban desu with this attitude of you :3

Ok thank you, it makes me wonder because it's not a robust system

that wasnt me. And to be clear im moving to a hell hole?

We were on an english school, I took that pic while reading our homework for the next day.

It is

Fuck off Sup Forumsard

Reported him.

Will NOT be suffering this kind of nonsense here, thank you very much.

>>>/tumblr/

She's so beautiful.

sounds like where I already am (oakland)

I agree 100%. And I know you don't believe but thank you, you have really helped me

In addiction you are going to learn Sicilians and not Italian (or Italian heavly bastardized with sicilian) so keep in mind that

RIP

I really hope you do get assraped

Even with all the happenings in Europe it is still safer than the US in several orders of magnitude, so I don't think you should feel concerned at all. Btw, see your underage ass in a couple days once your ban expires

Get ouuuuuuuuut you faggooooooot

>safer than the US
First of all colombo the guy is moving to Palermo. Go look up a video of palermo. Most of the southern part of Italy might as well be a third world country. OP if this is real you are really fucked. IMO just spend your final year of high school at a private school in your area and come back to the sates for college.

You shouldn't be listening to autists on the internet. I can't imagine how much of a loser you are if fucking 17 and posting Sup Forums memes on Sup Forums. You still have a chance user