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First for Switzerland

horrible thread

Fuck yanks

the gf

i know simple german

Best cunt in europe

Rough seas and dark skies ahead Captain

Why is this autist spammed here so often?

Wonder how long will it take for this autistic Pennsylvanian to go away

because it’s an autist spamming it

tfw no gf to spend my money on

It's just one obsessive, autistic, NEET spamming it over and over.

He just likes being annoying

He's also on the spectrum

i am white

didn’t know terrone went to australia

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Thankfully modern science has given incels such as myself the ability to reproduce with hot women without sticking my dick in a vagina.

how can one person be so obsessed over a fictional chinese cartoon little girl

it really boggles the mind

so soft

He's legit on the spectrum, it shouldn't surprise you

wow guys, the habs sure did get bent over tonight

I've never seen a full large picture of this face. Only the thumbnails. As soon as the big ass picture starts loading revealing his forehead I get scared and stop.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=191&v=lU6NlK3OQDc
Literally 90 years of moral and godly living and some sheboon laughs while you die in bed
The world is a meme, the worst book ever written

MAPLE LEAFS 2018
EXACTLY 50 YEARS
THE CURSE LAID UPON US WILL BE LIFTED.

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nuckles deep

>es sabado
Ya esta cerrada
Con tres candadooos

Y REMACHADA A LA PUERTA NEGRA

>people are stupid enough to get married in a world where half of all marriages end in divorce

benefits bro

>People are stupid enough to get the most holy connection between two people forged on unending love and then waste it because of virtues instilled by society.
We need more cynics in this day and age.

No entiendo tu “español”

Mátate

>fuck this person for the rest of your life
>holy
I'm sure they didn't arbitrarily make this part of religion to control people

>people confuse the virtue of chastity with their own inability to find even ONE person who likes them

this has got to be the most desperate fedora tipping r/atheist post in /cum/'s history

congratulations

We are the Canadian Government of Canada.

We would like to give a civil public announcement on the Sup Forums board of the site known as "Sup Forums", with a little subculture called c/u/m.

Don't be a pleasure hog. Every time you engage in an action that signifies pleasure, an equal amount of punishment is being done to another.

FACT

Every time you eat a piece of cake, another person gets hit by a car in China

FACT

Every time you cook a steak, hungry pirates are slaughtered in Somalia.

FACT

Every time you take a shower, a teenager gets molested in India.

We are sorry for the strong truth in those statements. But we are Canadian. Proud to celebrate our 150th anniversary. Please visit WeAreCanadian.com for more information.

I took three showers today

Polyamory leads to degeneracy.
Actually, you know what, I've come across that sex itself is a very shitty idea unless you want a child. I haven't masturbated for at least five months now and I feel pure. I can see much more clearly now faults and guilty pleasures existing and sex is one of them. Things I would dismiss earlier on have now become crucial reports to me that i'm on the right path, I still crack sexual jokes to my buds and joke around. But I realize now that i've tended my own garden much too long, and that the neatly trimmed bushes must overgrow and shed their flowers. Sex is immoral, Sex is over-dignified and severely overrated. I wish that I could change society at a whim and decide the modesty and decency that rule over people's lives. Porn has ruined our society.
I might even become a priest in a few years.

>El no puede entender la mejor cancion borracha

Vete a la verga culero

how far up your own ass do you have to be to simultaneously preach the virtues of Christianity and encourage pre-marital sex?

Canadian Parliment is a madhouse

Who impregnated the virgin mary?

i forgot how to sleep :(

>only have one life
>after that your existence is over
>spend it as a involuntary celibate posing as a celibate
You do you

might take a fourth shower

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The Great Matter is birth and death.
Life slips past and time is gone.
Right now, wake up! wake up!
Do not waste time.

fookin kak mates

What you wanna be when y'all grown up

sublime

A good father

I don't care particularly. I'm not an incel by any means. I'm just understanding now that sex can be tamed, Like a wild beast brought into a cage with a whip. First at force, Then at instinct to avoid such pain that now the animal knows the pain won't come. But he continues his trend.
I don't have a "problem" with sex. I have a problem with a sexual society, A society that preaches the opposite of what i'm working very hard to announce. If i'm bound to die a virgin, So be it, But I am not bound to die loveless. As some are, as some have.

im sad

you need a degree, kiddo

That's Dr. Kiddo, sweatheart

im happy

a little up the ass

BUMBOWOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've noticed a trend in EDC threads
>Copious amounts of guns, With replies generally along the lines of "Why do you carry a gun every day?"
>Silver or stainless knives.
>Smokes or vapers
>Keyrings with 3-4 items
>Chinkshit headphones

You know how much studying it takes to become a doctor? You need to be realistic and get into finances.

Not a fan of smug animus
I missed you

>studying
Brainlet alarm is shrieking rn

posting strange images lads

are we?

i dont remember this part.

how do you get there?

Replacement
Replace
Cement
Linguists are shitposters

heh
>1 gun
>1 edgy benchmade knife
>no smoking bc jesus would say NO
>carry around multiple keyrings, only 1-2 items on each
>german headphones that are held together with hospital-grade tape

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>puffy anus

Fuck... uhhhhh
That's totally not my EDC

Be realistic. What are you capable of? Are you really capable of spending all those hours studying to become a doctor when you could get into economics? Knowing how money works is knowing how the world works. If you aren't wearing a suit by the age of 21, kiss your ass goodbye kiddo. You'll be NEET forever. And a virgin, too.

>he doesn't know

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>wallet
>greencard
>keys
all you need

this hits hard

nice try chinaman

>Swerves to avoid killing police officers
He should at least get a good word for that. Guy knows he's in the wrong and still decides to take it a step further.

ZAH WAUURDO

1 MINUTE TILL SNL WITH EMINEM

ORANGE

Controlling money makes you king, the rich pay the smart to work for them. The smart gets a slice of the cut with good work, making good connections. Be the smart guy.

FLINGY FLONGY DRUMPFY WUMPFY
*motions to 43 black guys behind him*
HATEY WHITEY CLINTON BINTON

Did I hit a soft spot? Sorry not sorry

I'm part Scottish, so I actually live for the money

my goal is to work as an engineer in ottawa and have a gf

Did my posts kill the thread?

stop spazzing out over asian women or you'll have kids like me

pic looks like my gf

you aint getting there by drinking, fatty

You're going to love it!

not really

>work as an engineer
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what branch?

>unironically unleashing hapas onto this world

don't feel a thing

sry I am a FULLY FORMED hapa and LOV the white woman

geotechnical

i'd especially like working on tunnels

somebody

be my friend

please

cara delaverga#1647

enjoy being jobless should have gone for a real engineering degree

holy fuck you are STILL here

Yeah you do. I mind fucked you by giving you greedy thoughts. Money has corrupted your mind and now you are her submissive.

what

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