This must be the funniest Albanian robber so far.
>robs store with a gun out of 1500 euros
>police finds him
>he tries to gta a car
>fails
>takes a taxi instead
>police just follow him
>gets out
>shoots in the air turning the gun at policemen
>then turns gun on him and threatens to kill himself if they try to arrest him
hahahahhaah
funny vid:
vimeo.com
bump for /balk/ wake up malakes you have shit-posting to do. You have five minutes to drink a coffee and get ready.
P.S. Do other /balk/anites drink Freddo?
haven't been here in a few months what up
Don't post in this shit thread that kellyfat made
Proper BALK
but this was made first. krum's laws say we must post here
He's shitting on Bulgarians constantly, if you don't know who he is. And he's also responsible for killing /hell/
Enjoy your stay
Not this shit again.. Are you the autist from yesterday who was threatening to have us banned?
Who?
Αυτος
1-0
1st for srbe na vrbe
Proper BALK
Morning balk. Have some albo bubble booty.
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good morning brothers, shqiptars and voulgars
>Tattoos
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Unironically tried meth fuck meeeee
Didnt work out like in his GTA games.
t. Waltov Whitov
Seriously im in my dorm bumping chief keef while my roommate is sleeping and I called everyone on my phone pretty much qnd im looking for more
That's proper anti-white action, good job Comrade
diasporatrash needs to go and stay go
Skase re gamoxriste
esy skase malaka nioufh
o diasporokarkinos htan enas apo tous logous pou pe8ane to /hell/
Esy eisai o logos pou psofise to kelly, kellylandwhale
o malakas o kellys htan allos logos
mazi me tous blakes kyprious
malaka nioufh
Me leei nioufi o nioufis LOL
ckc facictako
Malaka ras tha se gamisw
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haHAA XDDD
Drinking coffee is shitskin tier.
Don't insult seakike
only dumb Asians drink tea
Official Balkan rankings:
first world tier: Greece
decent tier: Croatia
second world but still worth visiting tier: Bulgaria
first world but useless village tier: Slovenia
second world and village but not entirely useless tier: Montenegro
second world tier: serbia, macedonia, bosnia
third world tier: albania
kosovo tier: kosovo
Tell me about cretans, gayreeks.
xaxa incompetent and corrupt euros
bydlos, guns, goats, weed exporters.
>implying i wouldn't
Is Tinder an OK app in Bulgaria?
no
shit how do i get quick fuck without paying too much money or getting stds then
skase aderfara oi kyprioi gamane
CHCI3
escortbg.net
direct descendants of the Minoans, they are the most based men in Greece and sworn enemies of Thessaloniggers
greek dixies
also every other Greek hates them because they are either Albanians (regardless of location) or Bulgarians (northerners mostly) sissy soyboys and can't grow more than three hair on their upper lip
>sissy soyboys and can't grow more than three hair on their upper lip
that's the funniest part
it must be all the soy milk they're drinking
whos this guy and why do you keep posting him
are you a gay?
Serbs on suicide watch
Macedonian church goind under the wing of Bulgarian church?
no fucking way
i hope this is real and not a meme
/ex-yu/ sucks, can I join /balk/? I live south of this river:
why /ex-yu/ exists? wouldnt be better if serbs croats bosnians and slovenians joined /balk/?
/balk/ is kinda autistic too
open bob ples
Should i apply for an EU job /balk/?
I mean the EU will be stationed in Sofia soon they will be hiring or already are.
Yes, you can, but keep in mind /balk/ is the worst shithole on Sup Forums and Sup Forums in general.
personally i think /balk/ 's threads are the best
yeah why not
what kind of job?
shut the fuck up burgasboy
Sure, build up your connections too. Who knows, maybe in a couple of years balk will pride itself for producing a top EU staffer/shitposter
>what kind of job?
I have worked as an administrator and also have programming experience.There will be a ton of logistics when they move in town but i still wonder.
why does my beard feel fluffy, /balk/?
ex-yu is worse, because it's full of self-haters, who don't realize that their countries are the best in the Balkans
t. not a Cretan Crapthenian
Cretans like Macedonian Greeks and they fought for their liberty
>ex-yu countries
>best in the balkans
lol ok
>that serb in poland
Go back to posting at ex-yu. Nobody likes you here, fag.
Ο Χανιώτης είμαι
call me mr. Khan because I be pillagin'
also macedonians (Greeks) thesslavoniggers
fact
xD oti pis Sup Forumsro !
Croatia is better than your shithole. Stay salty.
t.
t. Luigis Tourkakis
Why do you think I meant Greece?
Bulgaria is the best country in the balkans
the pole can vouch ;)
You're overqualified
Check the ridiculous entumkation of the European council's head. It's laughable.
en.m.wikipedia.org
You should totally apply. Build up your connections, play your gam, you never know.
I am not a Serb. You seem to be very butthurt beacuse I revealed the truth about your country.
ebin XD
The Texas of Greece basically. Abrassive guys, especially in Sfakia and Lasithi, WEED LMAO, amazing nature, nice women, the only accent that isn't moribund in Greece.
Actual answer except for
>nice women
Also, Do you have any affiliation to any of the major Bulgarian parties? People that can promote you in euro institutions?
It is real, dnevnik is a serious media
Yes, macedonian church wants to be recognised by our church and in exchange we will become like their patriarchate, meaning macedonian church will be like a regional bulgarian church.
Aren't they Unites, orthodox Christians that recognise the pope?
Cretan qt's are beautiful and perky.
>2030
>FYROM is a warzone with Bulgarian gorillas and Albanians guerillas fighting
would pay PPV tbqh
*Uniates
If you are Cretan , you are just superior to anyone in the World.
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Cretans fuck bulgarians easy.
This is true. Voulgaroktonos' mother was from Laconia which has Cretan (Mionan) DNA
cretans and bulgarians are allies
>Beginning in 1861 Petko began fighting against the Ottomans in the surrounding areas of Maroneia, Aisymi, Enos etc. He visited Italy in 1866, where he met Giuseppe Garibaldi, who became a close friend. Petko lived in Garibaldi's home for a few months. Garibaldi helped Petko organize the well-known "Garibaldi Battalion" in the Cretan Revolution of 1866–1869, consisting of 220 Italians and 67 Bulgarians, who fought the Ottomans on Crete under Petko's command. For his service, Petko was assigned the military title of Kapetan (Captain).
>Cretans fuck bulgarians easy.
>Cretans
>кpeтeни
>literally means idiots in Bulgarian
jej
he wasn't called voulgaroktonos until 200 years after his death during the bulgarian revolt
We have kretinos too mpuaxaxa
albanians and bulgarians are eternal allies and will massacre every gayreek, serb, roma and fyromian in the balkans
Not with those demographics you won't.
Would Bulgaro-Cretan offsprings subjugate the world?
>albanians and bulgarians are eternal allies
>being allies with muslims
Do you see a Habsburg bastard sitting on our throne?No?Every albanian and every turk should die a horrible death.
apo pia perioxi tis kritis exeis katagogi?