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Now get in here and lets get miserable together.
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Imagine.
Imagine
Fucking hell, what will the Canucks do if the Sedins retire? That's 100 combined points missing + whoever's riding shotgun. That's 150 points.
There's no replacement when they retire. And we're already 27th in the league.
There's no "bringing in UFAs" either. Look how fucking well Eriksson/Sutter/Gagner/Burmistrov have done.
Maybe is Jim didn't send off so many picks over the last 3 years we might actually have more than just Bo and Brock
misery loves company, pull up a chair 'nucks
Jim "I love draft picks" Benning. Gives them away like candy.
>Leipsic and Motte playing tonight
>both likely to score hatties
but
>padqvist in net so it doesn't count
r-rags
oh god who is this chick
Don't tell Trump this is going on or he might drone strike Rogers Arena
not sure this lass has heard the American anthem many times before
Markstrom in net. I'm ready for the first SOG softy.
it sounded great to me
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE
LOL, I'll take it
Yeah fuck this team
wow how did you predict that
it's not like it's happened 50 times this season already
...
NEW TEAM NEW FUTURE
WIN IT FOR HANK
don't worry, Hank will give it back to you soon enough. Team is bad yes, but he's been softer than dogshit lately
BOYS, WE GOT OURSELVES A MARKSTROM GAME
>2 shots
>2 goals
>a sip of water after each goal allowed
So when is Markstrom going to die from water poisoning?
Nice tip
...
>greasy Vesey
Should I cash out or should I nigger it.
can boeser or horvat get a fucking goal or something
>I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP
>literally no claps
take the money and live to fight another day
they can make the faggots there do the gay ass wave though
panthers fan here to say
>markstrom
>tfw BASED Dolan won the trade again
>when the rebuild hits
when is this dude going to get fired?
why couldn't the rags take sustr instead of namestnikov
>rags
i thought "good"branson was supposed to be le mega epic hitter man?
why are the hits 12-1?
is he getting paid $4M to not hit?
cuz he's not doing shit else
>rebuilding your team
>not firing the best coach you've ever had and then starting a five-year sort-of-kinda-half-rebuild while your team crashes into the basement
Are the >rags even serious about getting competitive
>dump and chase
Clockwork
He's mentoring
Mentors aren't supposed to hit people
OH LAWD CURRENTLY ON PACE FOR 9-0
LOL
Can't even tank properly come on rags
>Markstrom pulled after posting a league-dominating .400 SV
>replaced with Anders "I literally have no business being in the NHL" Nilsson
12-0
wow boeser has one at least
still gonna lose the fucking calder tho
Finally something good happened
OH SHIT MAKE THAT 12-1
IT'S BROCK "LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE" BOESER
WHO NEEDS GOALTENDING OR DEFENSE WHEN YOU HAVE THE FLOW
SOMEONE HIT BARZAL WITH AN ICE CREAM TRUCK PLEASE
what the FUCK was lundqvist doing there
he's spinning on his ass like a fucking retard
fucking swedes
we need to deport these fuckers back
>luongo pls come back, florida isn't safe
Name a more future elite duo
End of season when we can bring back based torts
>tfw your terrible swedish goaltending is backed up by even more terrible swedish goaltending
*takes an unapologetic shit in your path*
cross the fucker on the right out
dont post that in the general. Anime triggers them, can you imagine what jewish drag queens would do?
literally whomst? Elias and?
>celebrate diversity
>"Israel"
hmm
>tfw
DO IT
*shiggy diggy at you*
didn't realize there was a faggot useless swede on the left
ignore that as well
hmm...
>Hayes
>and now back the other way
OH CAPTAIN MY FUTURE CAPTAIN
OH SHIT SON
WE COMEBACK NOW
BO "SCOREVAT" HORVAT LIGHTING UP LUNDQVIST LIKE A REFUGEE GRENADE ATTACK
DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN
Most dangerous lead
Now we need Jake Virtanen to run Lundqvist over like a truck of peace.
The only thing Jakke is going to run (into) is the end boards
So is Lundqvist shit now or what? I remember a couple of years ago he was good. Something like first time getting pulled since __ years ago.
This Spooner kike is alright
>tfw no Tryamkin to distract lundpads with his illegal muscles
Reminder to filter tripfags
i spooned yer mum last nite
Completely predictable result desu, >rags have decent forwards and absolutely shit defense probably have to score 6+ to win
Hope that guy comes back. Too bad he hates druggies and weed.
they have a total of 1.5 NHL-worthy defensemen
>manlets
It never ends
>5'7"
why live?
...
...
>"it's difficult to make a break during the season"
>bye weeks
Why did Gary mean by that comment?
>a break is very disruptive
>even though there's been multiple timers NHLers went to the Olympics
hmm
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Will the Canucks ever be good again?
No
when they stop sucking
>what, I should give to you my best stars?
>for free?
>annudah shoah
Undefeated Moral Victory champions since June 2011
>deny Ben Hutton his 1st goal of the season
LOL
this fucking guy still hasn't scored yet
>can't score
>can't defend
wew
>muh 'lympics
Canada losing every international hockey tournament is a small price to pay for an intact NHL season.
True, it would've been terrible to have had this great season interrupted by gold medal winning
>Marc Staal 1g 6a
>$5.7mil this year
THAT FUCKING SHIFT
HOLY SHIT
IT'S LIKE HAVING A REAL LIFE HOCKEY TEAM
>paying a cyclops that much
you deserve it
haha lmao
WHAT THE FUCK
DANNY DANNING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
HOW FUCKING BAD ARE THE >RAGS
TO CHOKE A 3-GOAL LEAD TO THE 2017-18 CANUCKS
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
EXCEPT
WAIT A MINUTE
WHAT IF
IT'S OUR FUCKING YEAR
and you thought they wouldn't tank, they were just teasing everyone with that first period
Why do I even care anymore
Tank Bowl confirmed
gonna be a rough next 2-3 years (or more)
>20th on the season
Damn are we going back in time?
Are the Ranges retarded?
Are they brain damaged?
Why did 4 Rangers + Lundqvist all move to the left when Henrik had the puck on his stick?
Henrik has 2 goals this entire fucking season. You really think he's going to shoot and score?
You think HENRIK SEDIN will shoot instead of pass?
Really?
Going to be fun watching Seattle win a cup before Vancouver.
Daniel's playing his 17th season with the Canucks. At this current pace, it'll be his 13th best season.
If we're counting the last 13 years, this would be his 2nd worst year.
He's "good", but nowhere fucking close. If the Sedins can finish the season with ~55 points, I hope they can re-sign for cheap. We need someone to mentor Pettersson etc.