patrick schwarzenegger edition
/brit/
I-is this what average pasty british looks like?
We should help the argies find their missing submarine
Brexit is bad, lads.
ergo
Never get into a business with a Chinese. If global corporations can't do it well then us little guys have no chance. Got fucked for about 100,000 because of my business partner.
Holy fuck, triple 8 about Chinese.
I pray that I'm lucky tomorrow.
decided i'd rather be gay than lonely
anime
these things are always so autistic
wahey lad, only took you three hours but you finally got people to use your thread
my microwave is broken and a new one cost bloody £70
at last i have won against these damn heterosexuals and their damned threads
am both poor and lonely
>yeah work full time at the dumb idiot factory
lol
Give me one reason I should buy a video game console
never used a microwave in my life
Are the Aussie gamers ITT exicted for Red Dead Redemption 2?
Got my first prostate exam on Monday lads. What should I expect?
You arrive in Detroit
you can get a shitty one in tesco or argos for about 20 quid (if even that)
medal
Would LOVE for buttons on phones to become mainstream again. HATE how fragile and just weird-feeling touchscreens are.
strangely specific question but yes
finger in yer arse lad bout it really
sometimes Sup Forums sings their favourite anime OP youtube.com
Ooh baby do you know what that's worth?
Ooh heaven is a place called Perth
Can't wrap my head around kissing. Like what do you actually do with your lips during a kiss?
>having this mentality
buy cheap, buy twice
would like to thank my mum for her support
attempt to eat their mouth
friend was telling me how he fucked a tranny in south america and woke up with poo all on his fingers
grotty cunt he is
Women are more awkward than we are. Focus on her body. Knead her ass like dough. They live that.
yeah look for fuck sakes, i WILL discipline you monkeys for posting threads early, causing my good post to be over looked
im going to post it again but the pizazz is lost, thanks to you gloryseeking fuckheads
how do the irish know about tesco and argos
Ah yes, Minnesota. Known for being the landfall of Swedish Immigrants.
is karl pilkington putting on a character?
i've heard that there is a non-white character in it who isn't a villain so i'm boycotting it
normies figure this out when they are 13
the illusion of relative normieism
had my ps3 hooked up for about 3 years without even turning it on after getting quickly bored of it
Buying twice, so two £20 microwaves at £40 is still cheaper than spending £70 tbqhwy.
youtube.com
best one. Makes me sad because it sounds like they're having a lot of fun
this
balls, it won't upload
oh well, it was insanely erotic
who's the gay best friend now?
doubt that till the cows come home
nige and his minions would swing into action mode on a chandellier and enact article 5000 where in Mogg is made supreme leader of the world cheers for reading
think he is a bit in the tv shows, but on the podcasts he seems pretty real
should have bought games to go with it dummy
>americans think yurup is over
not going to spend £20 on a microwave every month cheers
hope they're going for a grilled cheese and a can of pop boy howdy
yeah same
makes you think
>what do you actually do with your lips during a kiss?
>focus on her body
*Retakes the Holy Land*
bet they are all jewish
why won't these people go away
WHY WHY WHY
spooky boogie lmafo
she would've been legal in germany though
Is this Disneyland?
good goy
might buy this shirt in support of chebs
Why the hell are there always roving bands of hijabi bitches at every major mall? I understand the spousal abuse prevalent in Islamic communities now. I'd be pissed if all my wife did all day was spend my money at the mall.
yeah with those names and pictures their ethnicity and cultural background really is anyone's guess
could he pass as a local?
Cup her face with your hands and do a bit of eye contact before closing them and lightly brushing her lips with yours. Just run your lips across hers before slowly opening your mouth a little. Run your tongue along her lips. Pull her in closer and run a hand down her side. Pause for a breath and more eye contact before going back in. At this point there may be some tongue on tongue action. As it progresses you can have a hand on her lower back.
glad we share these opinions
bet the 20 men were all Muslim tho
i dont think its legal to be a sex slave in germany turbononce
It will last a couple of years goy
does anyone in /brit/ unironically have a gf? is anyone married?
ooooh, bit misogynistic
business idea: we nationalise australia, turn it into one big hollywood, and have the aussies churn out classic pieces of theatre.
u ok?
same
Comes with a 2 year warranty. Same as the £70 microwave. You get a microwave for two years for £20. Bargain.
im so so sorry
got a new kettle on finance
no i just forgot to set a timer for my lunch
good
No but I'm sure Disney land looks just like it
How did we lose to Arsenal? It was our turn!
saw this once about 15 years ago
Don't worry about it, just don't do it again
want this jacket
just rediscovered caffeine
feels like a miracle for toil and such, cannot believe most people seem to not feel any effects from it
very happy my gf wants me to call her by her "english" name because i find it really hard to say her korean name tbqh
youtube.com
this is the worst thing imaginable
*lets them all in*
Why do the left enjoy feeling like an alien in their own home?
you've been bitten by the post modernist bug lad
revert to the classics or your parents will be disappointed
>we
Only thing I remember about this kinotography was the kangaroo singing knock you out
Is she a Sung, Park, Lee, Kim?
alri blair
based black man
this looks like it was filmed by a little person
Back to the toil tomorrow lads
no she has a very rare name she said
l watched a korean film yesterday haha