Who is the GOAT footballer according to your mother?

Who is the GOAT footballer according to your mother?

Why do the janitors hate mothers?

Ronaldo because she always wanted a big, strong ethnic man to replace my failure white-dick dad

my little brother

kek

Did your mom really cuck you with your little brother? topkek!

Are you Matias Messi?

>cuck son and incest threads everywhere

Fernando Gomes, because she knows Paulo Futre was a brainlet

Some Black dude

Maradona and Lavezzi :(

George Best duh

Totti

Rabah Madjer

Edmundo

Johnny Rep

my mom died six weeks ago

I'm sorry for your loss

Pilé

Pelé.
She even met him and he gave her a saint figure.

>Tfw I could be Pele ilegtimate son.

Dragan Stojkovic Piksi unironically

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:DDDD

Ei vituta

Based mom

my sides

>before the coffin is thrown off a cliff

Should've replied to those posts Heikki

Hamšík

...

Either Kevin Keegan or Glenn Hoddle.

she didn't die in her sleep

she had a fatal gastrointenstinal hemorrhage and was found dead in her house a day later

Jesus man RIP

My condolences, user

Sorry for your loss
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Billy Bremner

Not only do they hate mothers they also hate perros

Michaels Ballsack

weon weao la wea fome weada

your mom sounds fun