How would you make a Chrischan movie and which sagas would you include

How would you make a Chrischan movie and which sagas would you include

>i would make it a HBO series
>each episode would cover a saga
>first episode is his childhood until creating sonicchu
>next episode would be his intial fame and trolling aswell the megan saga
>liquid chris would be two episodes
>death of bob
>last episodes would be his transgernderism
>and his Game Spot pepper spraying and running over
>first and last scene would be the "and i just won"

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>tfw he sold his totem to somebody on Sup Forums

that shits probbaly cursed

I think the best part about this is when you want to do a biography its kinda of hard because not everything is known about the person but that reason cant be used with chris as his entire childhood and adulthood has been documented in detail

>tfw he's selling his mold encrusted polo shirt for 20 K
>he thinks his shirt is worth as much as Cezanne paintings

am i the only one that thinks ryan gossling and chrichan looks similar

It probably is.

Yeah they're both ugly as hell.

Oh boy a cwc thread, time to get comfy lads

didnt it go for like 25K

wouldn't be a bad cast honestly

who would the cast be, id want an experienced older actor play Bob someone like clint eastwood

Chris is slowly becoming Francus Dolarhyde from Manhunter

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christ I don't remember this flick being this good.

I'm sure everybody has already seen it, but for those who haven't...

youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

Hour long documentary that some high school kid did on Chris. It's surprisingly well done for an amateur documentary.

>Missing episodes on the comic series and story itself
>Missing Clyde Cash saga
>Missing Bluespike saga of shoving crushed up jagged medallion up his ass
>Missing the episode where he is co-erced to fuck the ethernet port of his PS3
Shit series.

did someone pay the 25k for the shirt or was it all weens?

he was curse-ye-ha-me-haing an enemy and he accidentally hit his house...with everything and everyone inside.

I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10 foot tard-wrangler poll.

this is the thing that got me interested in chrischan again

There's like one bid on it and it's a new account/ ween.

do you think if chrischan wasnt trolled by the internet that he would still be as bad?

He'd definitely still be bad, but probably different. I don't think he would have gone the whole tranny route without trolls.

I feel the main reason why Sup Forums people talk about Chris-Chan is that most of us are Autists ourselves and we all relate to him in some way, be that
>Struggles with women
>our childhoods
>creativity
and that we all worry that we one day might or could have ended up like chris-chan and thats what concerns us and worries alot of us

I want the dykes who did Making a Murderer to do a series on Chris Chan

I would focus on the people that are obsessed with him. Examine their lives and what drives their obsession with this guy. Following a years long dedicated trolling campaign would be more interesting than anything he's done personally.

Chris is the incarnation of everything wrong in the post industrial world. It reflects the worst of ourselves.

Will forte

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Press F to pay respects.

Oh fuck, I never realised it was THAT big

It's the best in the series. Michael Mann really made it his own. You know who directed the remake? The dude who did the movie Rush Hour.

That totem has seen some shit. That user could be right it might be cursed.

He sold it for 1500 american bulyon, and he blasted most of it on skylanders gear of himself before he could afford to send it. The buyer was a white night and let him slide. His shirt will selll. sonichu is our future.

>an original trilogy starting with the Megan Saga and ending with the First Exile
>a prequel trilogy chronicling his childhood all through what happened before the beginning of the Megan Saga
>a sequel trilogy detailing everything that happened everything after the First Exile through current and some future (as of the time of writing) events
>Anthology spin-offs detailing certain events which haven't been detailed as well in the main films and stories of certain characters and their views on Chris-chan
>if Chris still doesn't fix himself or he still lives IRL after the events of Episode IX, make another sequel trilogy or maybe a TV series

Pure kino

AND I JUST WON

Isn't CWC the most documented person who had ever lived?

Manhunter is fucking kino.

As a Wes Anderson movie.

> how would you make a chrischan movie?
>I would make it a series.

>Chris-chan: Episode VII - The Return of Chris
>Bob dies and Chris becomes a tranny
>Mary Lee Walsh: A Chris-chan Story
>movie ends with Megan Schroeder meeting Chris for the first time at The GAMe PLACe, setting up the events for Episode IV
Pure kino.

extremely new newfag here
literally who?