Battle royale of every human action movie character. No super powers, no weapons, just no-rules fighting. Who wins?

Battle royale of every human action movie character. No super powers, no weapons, just no-rules fighting. Who wins?

my money goes to Ip Man, legendary practitioner of Wing-Chun

>No super powers, no weapons, just no-rules fighting.

Eddie Bravo wins

any character played by Terry Crews would rekt Ip Man

Yeah yeah, sure, he's great and all, but could he beat stick?

probably Affleck's version of Batman

yeah, no. Ip Man probably landed 20 punches already before Terry crews even lands one

is stupid wuxia capeshit?

>No super powers, no weapons,
>just no-rules fighting.
Choose one, shithead.

jackie chan

but OP, without the on-screen super powers wing chun is worse than useless.

doesn't matter. it's 20 love taps vs 1 knockout blow.
Honestly, you should know this by now. If poor little white bois just can't compete with the black Gods, how can poor little asian bois even dream of it?

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

Depends on the place really. A restsurant with lots of chairs and tables or any place with furniture? Jackie Chan, easily.
Some kind of tournament arena? Probably Ip-Man or Rocky.

Have u even seen the movie where he fights the boxer? He gets fucked up by hard hits but in the end those 20 baby hits are too precise and end up being more effective

BRUCE LEE'S CHARACTER IN "GAME OF DEATH".

What if he disposed of the stick in some way that didn't involve breaking it

Michael Jai White in Blood and Bone

This unironically. He's borderline immortal, none of these other fuccboi's can touch his absurd displays of balls.

"Wing Chun, Ip Man" always wins

OP said no superpowers though. Kung fu as depicted in movies is basically magic / superpowers. In real life it doesn't work like that.

Depends. How the fuck do you do it?

Burn the stick? Now its tempered wood.
Bury it? New GIANT stick grows out of the ground.
Shoot it into space? Eventually impacts somewhere in a million pieces, grows into a million alien trees, you win the fight, but stick re-invades the Earth later.

that guy was a manlet. you just can't tell because asians are ascended manlets.

Joe, pls