The absolute state of amerisharts

>the absolute state of amerisharts

Beautiful. How the fuck do americans even keep track of their "heritage"?

Why are Americans so obsessed over something they have no control over?

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>italian
so close

They pay to get their DNA analyzed

I don't understand why people tell every little detail about their appearance on a Steam profile like it's a dating website. I only start to wonder what some of my online friends look like after several years of talking to them almost daily, and that's just because I get curious.

>Irish
so far

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That's a strange behavior, do we have any theory as so why they do it?

Reflects Red? With the capital even? Wow.

>oh my god I can't believe what this teenager write on his steam profile, let's have a thread about it and gossip like little girls

t. Mutt on vacation

t. Cletus Airwrecka Gonzales

t.

>t. Kyle

thx bro :^)
have a for your troubles.

found an only person with brain in this thread

hey.. those physical characteristics are like me (except the exaggerated parts in this mutt's bio)
wowow am i really all these cultures i'm so proud ;_;7

Come home, my brother

t. Timmy

>Sup Forums is a serious website and should be considered as such

t. jimmy