The American is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a racist, rapist, nazi, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But reveal his genetics and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back and screams: "I am white."
The American is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a racist, rapist, nazi...
Jack Wright
Bentley Wood
I prefer the "the whiter than you mohammad" version
Juan Lopez
i am greek
Ayden Bell
Haha
James Ross
I enjoy this new variation of the makeup copypasta
Joshua Martinez
Not only that, but also how much they are obsessed with their "racial DNA", they are the only ones in the world who care how much irish they have in their blood
Pathetic ugly monstros
Camden Taylor
yeah well you're just brown so it's easy for you when someone calls you a nigger or something.
Jaxson Turner
Whiter than you, Mohammad.
Angel Johnson
statistically speaking you're brown too
Brayden Brown
are you implying you're a blue eyed blonde or something?
Thomas Ramirez
>yeah well you're just brown so it's easy for you when someone calls you a nigger or something.
Easton Gonzalez
oh sorry... I don't respond to non-whites.
Christian Harris
but u just did wtf
Henry Clark
Whiter than you, Abdullah.
Owen Perry
But you just did
Luis Powell
oh sorry... I don't respond to non-whites.
Chase Robinson
oh sorry... I don't respond to non-whites.
Brody Baker
oh sorry... I don't respond to non-whites.
Eli Carter
>oh sorry... I don't respond to non-whites.
Aaron Diaz
t. 1/12 German
Sebastian Butler
>oh sorry... I don't respond to non-whites.
Kayden Gonzalez
whiter than you muhammad (^:
Owen Phillips
Please dont bully americans
Angel Morgan
no, it's fun because they get so angry
Ian Long
astaghfirullah with all these anti american threads I almost forgot turkey is white
Hudson Mitchell
...
Noah Lee
...
Parker Bell
la creatura del abismo...
Kayden Brooks
kek
Brandon Edwards
el goblino...
James Lee
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Lincoln Fisher
bump for the keks
Christian Martin
>be shartmeriburgermuttistanistanianmericanistani
>wake up
>mom starts shouting
>WILBERT DAZHANGSON MCSANCHEZ PENDEJO GO CHU FUCKIN SCHOOL SHIEEET
>but MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I already watch Rick and Morty!!!!!!111!
>NO BUTS
>ugh
>start packing burgers for lunch
>hide glocks inside the burgers
>go to school
>fat cop starts fondling fat rolls
>y-you're free to *burp* p-pass young man
>give him a tip
>go through metal detector
>nothing happens
>see the label: MADE IN PAKISTAN
>damn africans stealin our jobs
>wear complementary bulletproof blanket
>go to litrachure class
>ugh... letters
>tip the teacher
>lesson ends
>first of the nine lunch periods
>approach Stacy Tykreesha O'Valdez
>h-h-h-hey Stacy, want to go out sometime?
>pfffffftttttHAHAHAHAHAHA
>you're only like 300 pounds!
>get angry
>BUT I'M WHITE!
>pull out guns
>shoot up the school
>POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
>raise hands
>go outside
>tip the police
>get shot
Such is the life of an American
Brayden Evans
A new Abominacion has appeared...
Noah Howard
forgot pic
Kevin Diaz
saved
Tyler Hernandez
nice
Robert Morris
...
Joseph Flores
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