He doesn't watch NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, and MLS

>he doesn't watch NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, and MLS

What's it like being pleb?

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MLS is an amateur league, NHL is just soccer on ice.

>NHL is just soccer on ice

I watch all 4 (well I only watch NFL in regular season, the rest playoffs only) plus the CL (instead of mls). How based am I?

>NHL is just soccer on ice.
Not even close

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>NHL is just soccer on ice

There it is, the worst opinion I've ever heard on Sup Forums

>NFL
>NBA
high scoring sports are literally shit.

>MLB
>NHL
only americans and like 2 or 3 other countries play these

>MLS
why would I watch a foreign league?
specially one that's like 3 times worse than ours.

Nfl isn't actually high scoring though, it just gives more points for scores so they can create deviations between the scores and thus allow for different scoring opportunities. There's only like 5-7 actual scores(touchdowns) and like 3-5 "consolation" scores(field goals and safeties)

I don't really watch soccer but I'd much rather at least watch the top talent vs. some minor league shitshow like the mls so you're better than op in my book

>field goals are consolation scores
Tell that to Scott Norwood and Gary Anderson

also MLS is shit but EPL and CL are very fun

I get NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL because they're generally considered the best leagues in their sport, but why would a non-American bother following MLS? This is coming from someone literally going to a MLS game this weekend.

>NHL is just soccer on ice

>he's picky about sports
>he doesn't just watch whatever's on and have a blast
I draw the line at golf, however.

>NHL is just soccer on ice
Could it be? The most retarded post in all of Sup Forums?

I'm 35, lived in seven different major US cities, and can honestly say I've never met anyone who gives one shit about soccer, or anyone who wasn't black or complete white trash who gives a shit about the NBA.

I watch college football and the NFL

>only americans and like 2 or 3 other countries play these

>sawker on ice
oh user...

>his city doesn't have two teams from each of those leagues
genuinely feel sorry for flyovers

>he didn't go to a top 20 university on a full ride
>calls others plebs
LMAO

Golf is great for naps

> no mention of rugby
You are all but confirmed to be of mixed race origin. Most likely a combination of some variant of polish/Italian and mandingo fighter.

He's right

Ice hockey:
>America
>Canada
>Sweden
>Finland
>Russia

Baseball:
>America
>Cuba
>Dominican Rep.
>Venezuela
>Japan

Even rugby is more international than that

Rugby:
>Argentina
>France
>Italy
>England
>Wales
>Scotland
>Ireland
>Australia
>New Zealand
>South Africa

>NFL: Unwatchable with ads every 2 minutes
>NBA: More a show than basketball
>MLB: Dying sport that's somehow even more boring than american "football"
>NHL: Lel
>MLS: Retirement league

>rugby
>Not mixed race
lol ok, Samu Fatu Feinberg

You forgot Czech, Slovakia, Slovenia, Germany, Latvia, Switzerland, and Denmark. Dumdum

If Argentina is white how come they don't play hockey?

have another (You) for exposing all this fragile /hoc/ulinity

Oh yeah, Germany, the country that didn't know they had a team until this year when they played against the amateurs from other countries

I’d like to see another sport field a team in SA as white as the Bulls. Literally whiter than team 56%.
Because of this infraction, you have been docked 5% of your European ancestry. It has been replace with spiritual negrocity.

Yes the team that got silver at the Olympics does indeed play hockey, astute observation

I watch NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, Premier League, Champions League, La Liga, and ATP.

I'm 22, Asian, better than you in every possible way, and I care about the NBA

Why is Minor League Soccer on the list and not AA Baseball?

>seething pajeet is back
Lmao you just can't stop can you

>Asian, better than you in every possible way
Oh? Care to have a 'who can open their eyes the widest' competition?
Thought not.

>watching no fun league
>watching squeaky shoe niggers
basketball isn't a real sport

>he watches semi-pro soccer players play on a baseball diamond and calls it a major league
No shame in watching minor league sports, my big fat friend.

My penis is almost certainly larger than yours.

I only watch playoff hockey desu. Otherwise I watch all those plus my EPL team and CL

",Major leagues" don't exist outside north America, what are you even tying to argue?

You seem to really like major league soccer, the major league in America and Canada, a whole lot with how much you talk about it.

I've talked about it twice now. You're right. That's a bunch. I must love it.

>imply that the MLS isn't as big of a league as the EPL
>fragile American soccer fans come out of the woodwork to cry at you

He's got this weird obsession with mls where he argues that it's "not a major league" based on his personal arbitrary definition. In other words, autism

MLS is the only soccer league in the world where the players have a batting average.

t. CPL leaf

>CPL leaf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice.
I don't know what that means.

What's a cpl? Child porn leaf?

Try again, Franco

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It's Canadian Premier League.

>Canadian Premier League
It must truly be one of the premier leagues of all soccer then.

Just in canada, second best actually

>second best actually
You mean a soccer league would just throw out a term like "premier" all willy nilly?

Well it's the premier Canadian league. (Only Canadian teams)

I’m half white too pusy my eyes are so much bigger than yours

>half white
>half asian
I bet even Jim Breuer would beat you in an eyes wide open contest.
I'll give you a moment to google that reference.

Well, like the MLS, the league sounds incredibly impressive and world class. Which CPL team plays out of the Skydome?

I don't follow it, you tell me leaf, it's your league after all

Thank you for telling it like it is

Canada, SoKo, Mexico, Panama, and Taiwan are also baseball countries