Mfw im at the pub with me m8s n sum wanker in a dithersby town kit spills his pint of bitter all over my favorite...

>mfw im at the pub with me m8s n sum wanker in a dithersby town kit spills his pint of bitter all over my favorite crumbleshire united kit i bought to commemorate that hat trick mgambubu scored in the fa cup

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I just realised I've never actually had "bitter". Apparently it is a kind of pale ale

What? An Aussie who's never had Victoria Bitter?
>look up victoria bitter
>it's a lager
wut

For me, it's Crumbleshire United.

SOD OFF, DUMBERSFIELD CITY TIL I DIE

country is about ten years behind and those tuna cans they call homes, never again

repost this in a few hours when those britbongs not dead from the snow wake up and you'll get better results

Dumbersfield City has gone downhill since Agimba Tumbwebwe got traded to that Bundesliga side Borussia Fückenburg 1891. City hadn't had a striker like Tumbwebwe since Sambino Baldinho.

It’s shite

Who will win the Dickwich Derby lads? Dickwich Albion or Dickwich Wednesday?
For me, it's Albion.

Good god brits are ugly

This is the worst thread I've seen on this board for a long time. American ""banter"" at its finest

You're just mad because AFC Cravenpool got relegated to the Sharif al-Emirati™ Tip-Top-Champion-Premier-Best League, which is like 6th tier on the pyramid.

kek

this me da

this guy is happier than me by miles

he still remembers the 17 players that died in the crumbleshire bus crash in 1984

UNGLE HANK!

Do you know that thats not a photograph?

Do you know that paintings are more detailed and accurate?

not all of 'em la

British football culture BTFO

>Do you know that paintings are more detailed and accurate?

Rent free.

>Dumbers

Just a bit of banter m8.

>cant handle a joke
Look at this pussy

Just so unfunny. It's not even funny in a 'so-bad-it's-good' parody sort of way. It's just fucking shit.

Sounds comfy desu

>Hes still mad over AFC Dinglehampton Forests’ late winner against his beloved Sheffield Park Sundays FC

get over it la

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It's funny

>Insulting our culture

BET THA FOCKIN YANKS IN 'ERE DUNT EVEN LIKE FUTBOL.

OP is just proving how incapable of bants Amerisharts are. It's quite hilarious.

>mfw when and american sports team was a franchise near me

>americans trying to goalpost
Lel.

WHAT FOCKIN SHIRT IS 'E WEARIN GAZ? IT'S OVA FOR 'IM IT IS.

I fucking love that painting!

BOOTIFUL GAME IT IS, PROPA BRINGS US TOGETHA.

A DUN'T LIKE THA YANKS BUT WE'D BE SPEAKIN JUHHMEN WITHOUT EM.

GOT A RAPE VICTIM FOR DUAGHTER
A SLAG FOR A WIFE
BUT ILL SUPPORT NORF CITEH
MY OLE FUCKING LIFE

epic thread

THATS THA FACKIN SPIRIT LAD. CAHMAN MWEBE. STRAIGHT IN ME MA'S CUNT.

GRUG LOVE NGUBU
GRUG SMASH SOUF FC

For me, it's the flyover state giraffes.

OI OI OI KICK IT OUT LADS

kickitout.org/

Mbwembe اور Ngubu کے ساتھ لفظی طور پر کوئی غلطی نہیں ہے اس کے ساتھ گندا ایک اور اس کے لئے ڈیش بنانے کے مرکز یہاں مرکزی شہر ممباسا آتا ہے! نیچے گارڈن پاتھ، مضبوط دروازے کے بعد!
اے ایل رشیدی نے اپنے تعاون میں مدد کی، وہ اسپانسشز اقوام متحدہ کے اقوام متحدہ کے چہرے پر اس کا سکالپ پوٹٹو پیئیل، نیس لائٹ سٹا کی طرح بند کر رہا ہے جیسے وہ نیچے جاتا ہے!
MIMBWASA نے مجھے اس خوبصورت باس سے ایک سٹوننگ سوئنگ کے ساتھ ڈاگیز کیا، اس نے ایک فلیگسٹون سے دور کے سربراہان! وہ دروازے کے نیچے ہے. میرے نانوں کے سربراہان میں اس کا خاتمہ! ٹچ کیا ہے
اوہ! اوہ! وہ اسٹوروں کو جا رہے ہیں! آپ کے تعاون کا شکریہ. Netlog جلد از جلد شکایت کا جائزہ لے گا اور ضرورت پڑی تو اس مواد کو اپ لوڈ کرنے والے صارف سے بھی رابطہ کیا جائے گا. سٹونر! ایک بیکار لٹل بیکن محبت سے محبت کرتا ہے!
OHHH OHHHH وہ سسٹرز CUNT میں لینڈنگ اور حکمت کے اوپر کے اوپر ہے!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

>I'm a Die Hard Ligers fan.
>My dream is to one day go and see a game live.
local team love is the best love. its like marrying the sweet fugly girl in class.

THEM FOOKING WOGS AND PAKIS INNIT

OHHH NGUBU FOOOOOKKNG LOVLEY
BACK OF ME WIFES ASSHOLE
ETIHAD EFFF CEEE TIL IL DIE
ETIHAD EFFF CEEE TIL IL DIE
ETIHAD EFFF CEEE TIL IL DIE
ETIHAD EFFF CEEE TIL IL DIE

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OI! U DOIN RACIS CHANTS AGAINST MUBUWUGMO? KICK IT OUT M8 THAT'S NOT WOT UNITED IS ALL ABOUT INNIT

MUBUWUGMO
MUBUWUGMO
PLEASE RUIN MOI WOIFE'S PUSEY

YEH A WAS TELLIN' GAZ THIS DOON THE BOOZA' LAD, THA GREAT BRITISH WURKIN' CLASS AIN'T TAKIN THIS ANY MORE. A CAN'T EVEN AFFORD ME HOME TICKETS NE MORE CUZ' THA FACKIN TORIES CUT ME BENEFITS.

FOOKIN TORIES

If tha cunts cut yoor Bennie's just take oot a WONGA loan. It's free money innit 'ats what tha ad said

OI CUNTS U LIKE SOSIJ ROLL?

is this what mental illness looks like

Na mate yuse kwick quid its betta

COURSE A DO, FOOKIN EAT THOSE LUVERLY SOSIJ ROLLS LIKE FAGS AND PINTS A DO.

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its like im really in England

I only need 3 fings in life: pints, the missue, and chumba-wumba bangin in the goals for the rovers innit

sick footy tattoo tho

Wat about SOSIJ ROLL?

Am in a cheese pasty mood tha' day son

OI FOOKKEN YANKS OUT

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Clearly a Welsh rugby shirt though

WELSH 'N RUGBY? NA MATE, AM NOT 'AVIN IT. THA'S OOT OF FOCKIN ORDER THAT IS.

GET IN THERE WN ME SON
SPAM THEM CATHOLIC IMAGES RIGHT PROPPA
OOOH ANNE FRANK FAKEN LUVLY
BACK OF THE CATALOGUE
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

no, it's pale ale

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SHOWN DA BROWN XDDDDDDDD

THA'S IT ME SON. STEAL A TRIPCODE 'N PRETEND TO BE THA REAL WN. GET IN THERE.

WHEN WERE FIRIN THAT CUNT MOYES LA?

What a dreadful little thread.

t. bloody wanker

jeez... and i thought 'mericans got assblasted from banter but clearly brits go full retard lmao

They're from Brit/pol/ you inbred mong. You summoned them.

t. mouth breather

Sup Forums incels should stay on their containment board

Ahhh!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRITS MONKEYS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Oi, GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT BRITPOL SHITPOSTING THERE LAD

Imagine the idiots from Brit/pol/ actually getting upset by this.

brit/pol/ are the saviurs of are cuntry lad

I ONLY GET UPSET WHEN DOSE CUNTS FROM BIBBLYHAMPTON INSULT ARE BRAVE STRIKER WOGBO-POG
BEST FORWUD SINCE UMMAGUMMA M8

way to prove my point thomas

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They had the idea of football spamming long before one of your fat countrymen made a thread with bad banter mocking football culture.

>be big bongs then

my sides

Than real life?
Than a photo?

>american education

clearly says doings

>seething
hit close to home la

>This thread
Holy kekkeroni

haha don't think so m8

what sort of boneheaded working class scum actually gets offended by this

Same people who play COD alone but keep their microphone on and tell people to SHAT THE FACK AP U LITTLE PUSSY in the lobby

football isn't even a working class sport anymore

it's more indicative of how bitter and pathetic the average Sup Forumstard is

>football isn't even a working class sport anymore
Premier League football isn't. It still is below.

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It's still mostly working class who watch it at most levels

Including prem