/mls/ general - MARCH KICKOFF edition (feat. /ayy/ + /wog/ + /etc/)

>Saturday, 3/3
Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew, 1pm EST
Houston Dynamo vs Atlanta United, 3:30pm
Philadelphia Union vs New England Revolution, 7pm
Orlando City vs DC United, 7:30pm
FC Dallas vs Real Salt Lake, 8pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Minnesota United, 10:30

>Sunday, 3/4
Seattle Sounders vs LAFC, 5pm EST
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Montreal Impact, 6pm
Sporting KC vs NYCFC, 7:30
LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers, 10pm

>NASLel
nasl.com/schedule
>USL(ultimate soccer league)
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL (now w/ utah!)
nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY lmao
a-league.com.au
>CPL
canpl.ca

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Fuck the redbulls
Mls’
>rags

first for sounders

>17 minutes later
Welcome to the thread, Austria.

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How long will it be til Beckham's team enters the league?

2020 i think

>OP Being a faggot and not posting fantasy
Codes:
L95KHZEJ
MP9FU5SE

lets give a moment of silence to all those fantasy players we have lost in the last year.

I was going to but nobody responded in the last thread so who cares.

your threadly reminder that while we lost to Tripadvisor and Tobacco, Mexico lost to Honduras

After several minutes of consideration I've decided that, for me, it's Chicago Fire

Melbourne derby is starting soon if anyone in the world cares

they are all at the game

i meme'd into this, how to i change my team thing to get rid of that faggot MLS logo? pls respond

ignoring the suspicious part about a 26 year old who just lost his job getting diagnosed with cancer

@ing someone to literally tell them you won't even be donating to their Cancer Go Fund Me is fucked, prayerfags are the worst

joined.
Why are there two leagues though?

head 2 head & gay league

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>Shitcongo Dumpsterfire

I actually think they have one of the best logos in the league though

Terrible decision.

Lads, for those who have seen Saving Private Ryan, am I the only one looking at current events as being very similar to this particular moment from the film?

Still no Olimpia "impossible miss" webm? Come on /MLS/

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>team name
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>team name
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>team name

loons2playoffs2018

I don't even think /ayy/ gives a shit.

Faggots.

kek, xheattle btfo

LADS

No fuck off queer

Stop posting random dyke ball teams with shit like "ITS LIT" we all know there is just one of you.

Isn't MLS a womans league though? I thought the M stood for menstruating. What does it stand for then?

Minor

>ranjeeth is bad
why hang out in a thread for a league you don't even watch?

>Minor
Ah. Well that makes more sense.

>he mad
>posting in /mls/ to trash MLS

League is here to stay, gentlemen.

>wake up
>my city still does not have an mls team
AHHH!!!

I just don't care about Dykeball. MLS is alright.

>hating on The Future

>all women soccer players are teh gay
U mad no qt pi nwsl gf?

Which one la? Sac?

>soy

>reddit

Interesting fact: MLS is the only soccer league in the world with a 7th inning stretch.

>leaf doesn't know MLS has always stood for "More or Less Soccer"

answer me you globalist cucks

and then the shell shocked dude is USSF as they watch it all fall apart

>not watching qtpis play soccer poorly

YGSIU

I like it.
He also owns part of the blame because he could have intervened to stop it's demise, but didn't.

>Gash

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Doyle is a faggot.

you are, yes

Full details of the Red Bulls-Vancouver trade, per source:
-Vancouver receive Felipe, $225,000 in 2018 TAM, $275,000 in 2019 TAM and a 2018 international spot
-New York receive Tim Parker

>I know you are but what am I
Go back

>David Villa still hasn't retired
Lmao. Also let's go KC.

twitter.com/naslofficial/status/969656218330501121?s=19
Could a league be any more of a cuck?

Literally why would either team do that trade?

Is Felipe that good?
Are the energy drinks that hard up for garbercoins?

>My little sawkeroos are so internationally garbage that they CELEBRATE beating third world centraca clubs with farmers
My fucking sides. Cant wait for a meme team like Chivass to destroy the best of the mlels

vancouver gets a very solid mls cm, and money to pay his high salary and a fucking international spot somehow, offloads a dude who didnt want to be there

we get a long term starting cb to pair with aaron long, frees up minutes in the center of the park for tyler adams and sean davis, and parker is from ny

not sure i make that trade if i'm jesse

felipe is a good cm and a good teammate, nd he's only 27

no in fact we just lost a bunch

Who is Vancouver's CB next to Waston now? Why has nyrb felt the need to dump the most reliable members of their midfield (Felipe and Kljestan)?

well they just got aja from orlando city recently, so maybe him

dont forget dax. i think jesse majored in economics at princeton so in another lifetime he would have been a venture capitalist or a slave-trader

saved and will sit in my downloads folder for six years without ever being reposted

Aaron Maund?

Found the miss from olimpia yesterday
youtu.be/HJVlHeKi8-0?t=515
LMAO

MLS Offices seems like a totally hostile workplace

You've got these fat, heavy breathers all over the place, these Solid 7s desperate to get onto camera, and every single person is absolutely delusional and obnoxious "trivia" people

>MLS Offices seems like a totally hostile workplace
Blame Simon Borg?

Tim Parker is now one of the most valuable US defenders KEK

Well done Doyles

>over 40 players!

robles had some bad handles last night

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"the weak must fear the strong"

>welcome to the wide world of sports.
That why I dropped out of organized sports and took up skateboarding. God I miss being a kid.

Fucking pathetic. About to completely collapse and now start acting like a fucking minor league team.

what's the most obnoxious MLS transfer rumour going around now, and why is it Ibrahimovic to LAGs?

The MLS propaganda website sucks, so I reproduced their chart with picks.

>i don't know who to pick so I'm picking Toronto
Galaxy will win Openc Up btw.

Whoever Stejskal is, he's more retarded than Doyle

Can i get a brief rundown on him?

this sunday i go from being a long time galaxy casual to an lafc casual
maybe i'll actually go to games now that i won't have to drive from the valley to carson

>Nick Rimando holds the MLS records for appearances, wins, saves, and shutouts, and has never won keeper of the year
Wow

Sports Illustrated did a similar one
si.com/soccer/2018/03/02/mls-season-predictions-cup-shield-mvp-breakout-player-star-signing

>complaining about having to drive from one side of LA to the other
Transplant please.

Any other new franchise aside from LA? I thought they had to add 2 at a time

LAFC is for Angelenos only cunt

stay in the valley and keep supporting your plastic team
if i fucking see your ass coming down the freeway im gonna dropkick ur ass

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

i don't know of any transplants who live in north hollywood

Nashville in 2019 or 2020
Miami in 2020
one of Detroit, Sacramento, or Cincinnati in 2020

We should go the English way

LETS GO CHELSEA
>LETS GO CHELSEA
LETS GO CHELSEA

then if you are a small team losing to a big team

>(Continuous clapping)
YOU BOUGHT IT AaaaaLL
>YOU BOUGHT IT ALL
YOU BOUGHT IT ALL

They also had to have a stadium in the works, but...
If I remember, LAFC was supposed to come in with Atlanta, but they took their time so MiniSoda got in.

One of Impact, Revs, Crew, Rapids, or Minnesita will win the wooden spoon this year

LAFC is literally only for chicanos.

Hes dogshit for the national team

Revs, I'm calling it now

yeah, like I said, no Valley cunts allowed

as the saying goes: live in a house? Team Mickey Mouse. Apartment or street? LAFC

the poor ones do

>not including LAFSi

So is it gonna fold like Chivas when it's fair-weather fans jump ship back to Liga MX?

its sacha kjlestan spelled backwards

There is nothing wrong with being CHI.

these retards picked us to win shit hahahaha

do you really think there are no chicanos in the valley? pretty sure the 2010 census shows that the san fernando valley is like ~50% hispanic