KINGSMAN 2: Where the fuck is it ? Edition

IT'S FUCKING MONDAY.

So is Channing like the Chad secret agent from the American agency?

CHAD KINO RETURNS

Just a dumb ol texan.

I expect some KINO whip fights though.

He pops up from a trapdoor to shoot the Queen

>elton john

>jeff bridges

will he play the villain? if so i'm in

>implying Elton John wouldn't be fahhhbulous as a secret agent who literally sucks the life out of the bad guys

Needs more Roxy.

redditsman

Should have gotten rid of the character Eggsy. Shitty protag.

I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing great movies made for us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".

We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.

WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the Sup Forums of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.

Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching Kingsman 2 with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

He was a cool guy.

back to led

WHERE IS IT OP ?!

Pretty low effort

>Halle Berry
WHY

>julianne moore
why why why WHY
I hate her stupid face

>tried to download the first movie
>SPARKS cut off scenes for some fucking reason
>uncut without a single seed

Lel. Why are you getting your fucking pirated material censored?

Because Westerners are faggots who like to censor anything they can.

Dl wiki version, i did a couple of weeks ago

10/10

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is the first one a fun watch

>westerners
Breh. The movie is made in "the west".

You might hate the face, but fuck you have to love that body and those nips!

Which only shows you how cucked you Westerners are when you can't even view your own creations uncensored, while some ex-commie Slavnigger can.

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And to think this greasy wop thinks he is white...

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>british secret agents are suave gentlemen
>american secret agents are sterotypical cowboys

So colin firth's character survived?

The British had suave gentlemen in the 19th century, while Americans had cowboys in the 19th century (in the form of bounty hunters).
The representations are basically correct since they are based on purified stereotypes.

>whip
>not a lasso

??

same thing

maybe

how do you survive a bullet to the face
this is bs

Eggsy was just about the only protagonist from a recent action movie that I can remember outside of Memepool.
Yeah, he's kind of a faggot but it would be weird without him.

I wonder what it must feel like to be so retarded you can't even be racist properly.

Much like now.
Aristocrats vs whoopin and hollerin "patriots".
Neither one is something to be proud of.

Can it steal the title of reddit:the movie from deadpool?

people seem to do it a lot also it's fiction

Bulletproof glasses no doubt.

The same way everybody who's been shot in the face and survived in real life has.

How was this a reddit movie?
The antagonists were black (a lisping liberal at that) and a woman, starred a straight white protagonist, showed Barack Obama advocating for genocide (only to have his head blown off), and wasn't filled to the brim with wacky meme moments and pop culture references.
Deadpool, yeah, but Kingsman isn't even close.

>colin firth

uhh, is he going to be in flashbacks or something?

I wish there was Kingsman/Austin Powers crossover.

He survives but loses an eye. He actually has an eyepatch in the new film.

I really wonder what are they going to do with Colin Firth

a) Flashbacks
b) He survived somehow
c) Twin Brother
d) nigger nigger nigger

How are they gonna to buttfucking the princess?

>punished Colin Firth

I didn't expect to have any desire to see it, but holy shit, I want it.

probably an android or a cyborg

do you remember how retardkino the first one was?

If I recall, Julianne Moore was set to be the villian actually.

*top*

yes

and her evil lair is a 50s diner in the middle of mayan ruins

Don't forget the handwave raddit meme argument.

Just uttering the word reddit in any criticism guarantees they have no real argument and just want a easy way to be a bitch.

>Blah blah blah handwave meme argument

>American agents's names are drinks like Champagne, Tequila or Whiskey

w e w

BUD LITE WHEN

So the only somewhat emotional moment in the first film is basically ruined lel?

This is today's best example of someone trying to sound intelligent and looking like a retard.

IS KINGSMAN 1 GOOD AND DO I NEED TO WATCH IT BEFORE THIS ONE

IT'S ON MY BACKLOG

sure why not

What's the deal with strange additions on billing? Isn't fucking David Beckham in an upcoming film?

As for Firth, my bet is he had a sub-dermal face plate, or his glasses had bullet-proof glass.

He wasn't shot through the eye though was he you retard. One of the bullets grazed his pinky (browny) finger, that doesn't count as getting shot, the rest were probably shots to the hair and trainers.

They need to pay to the company for that name, better called it agent piss water

Yes. A bit too long for me though. It could have dropped 30 mins off.

>David Beckham in an upcoming film?
King Arthur

we get it fa ms you browse reddit

No it's meme tier trash

best action movie of the last five years

best spy movie of the last ten

Good fucking God what is happening?

No he's in the whole thing

He was only shot in the bullet proof glasses