/147/ Snooker Thread - Willie's Potless Edition
Welsh Open 2018
Quarter-finals (best of nine frames)
>12:00 GMT
Ian Burns (Eng) v Noppon Saengkham (Tha)
>14:00 GMT
Barry Hawkins (Eng) v Yan Bingtao (Chn)
>19:00 GMT
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v John Higgins (Sco)
Gary Wilson (Eng) v Yu Delu (Chn)
Ronnie vs Riggins should be a cracker, lads.
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GWAAAAAAAAAN BAZZA
Rpnnie v Hawk final would be nice
Indeed, although Bazza would probably get heemed hard by rpnnie. Higgins today will be tough. Will miss tonight and the rest though.
Very nice game.
I dunno, after the exhausting battle against the mighty Mike Dunn, I'm not sure Ronnie has anything left in the tank to be honesy
GWANNIE!
"Unfortunately" the non-London crowds don't GWAN constantly.
I haven't watched that match but I'm assuming he made Dunn easy work.
>I haven't watched that match but I'm assuming he made Dunn easy work.
4-0, 51 minutes.
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C E N T U R Y from Bazza
Alri lads
just got in from the snow
Fucking freezing weather, man.
Post Leopard Selby
If I could I would cuddle you warm
Take this Cow Bingtao instead
t-thanks
Dare I say it, is this a 147 coming up?
booo he lost position and went for the blue
genuinely cannot remember ever seeing a 147 live
Who here would lick ronnie's ball
I fucking would
I watched *the* 147 live
I saw Martin Gould do one in the comfy but bizarre Championship League tournament a few weeks ago. Also Liang Wenbo last year, he was so happy.
If Ronnie doesn't win this shite then snooker is dead
Snooker is dead already considering a bloke in his 40s that barely cares about the sport and barely practises is winning most tournaments without breaking a sweat.
who /BlobbyBlorkins/ here????
There's a cracking youtube compilation of the worst shots of last year and Hawkins is about a quarter of them lol. Good to see he's recovered his form.
Bazza is too pure
top lel, he's a lovable idiot
DAT RED
"When ya go 'ere though, Pete, its a fuckin nightmare this place"
Anyone here? Ronnie's about to play.
WHAT A CROWD!!!
Yep. Can't watch it on my TV right now, so I'm in need of a stream.
Calculated.
Thanks, mate.
This or the UK Open to watch? Have the darts streaming right now
both
GWAN
Pot the reds then
Screw back
For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
This is the 'el classico' of snooker
/r/ leopard selby
>there are people in this thread that doesn't know the comfyness of Henrik Kaj Hansen
i feel bad for you guys..
>3:1 for Higgins
wakemeup.jpg
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inb4 Higgy goes 4-1 up and then just so happens to lose the next four frames
Match fixing more like watch fixing
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>ronnie fiddling with his watch
;—;
Ronnie's fucked it again
Alpha Chad Patricians choice: Higgins
Open mouth virgin soy pleb choice: ronnie
Remember when Ronnie counted all the dots on a spoon
Good post
rpmmie can only win this if he goes back to his dressing room to top up on adderall
This presenter is an utterly embarrassment. Can't wait till lovely Hazel is back, a true professional
Can't stand this Darren Morgan in commentary either, another nobody
>Can't stand this Darren Morgan in commentary either, another nobody
No bully or he'll report you to the coppers
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t. Mark Williams
If you watch on eurosport player see if you can chose the danish commentator.
On the other table Gary Wilson just knocked in back to back centuries. 140 and 124, can't see The Yodeller coming back from this
rpnnie crashing hard against riggins lads
>Gary Wilson
This dude is so weird, he'll play like a GOAT for about 1 week a year and be absolutely trash the rest of the time.
>He was also asked by a Twitter user who Morgan was.
>Williams replied: "I think he was tha fella who used to impersonate a snooker player about 30 years ago."
Morgan absolutely rinsed
Referee has had to tell Gary and Delu multiple times to tuck their shirts in the scruffy gits
Fucking joke, Ronnie keeps a smashing numpties but he ain't performing against the big boys. It was same at masters. Hes either unstoppable or utter shit
Sort it out, Ron. You've just ruined my weekend. Was looking forward to watching him get to final, summat to do whilst this bastard beast from the east keeps me stuck indoors
>rpmmie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
unless you put money on him, rpmmie doesn't owe you a fucking thing. also its just snow you pussy
>unless you put money on him, rpmmie doesn't owe you a fucking thing
If this is true I'm sending an invoice to Judd Trump
Semis:
Barry Hawkins vs Noppon Saengkham
John Higgins vs Gary Wilson
this is based desu, but he didn't back it up when they were in the studio
ronnie always loose when you bet on him.
never clutch
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b-e-a-utiful
>rpmmie
Drunk 2bh lads
Top top lel
>thread still alive the morning after
bump for today's matches
I don't care anymore since Ronnie's out.
Same
There goes the weekend. Now the fucking footy is cancelled as well. Ah well, least I can shitpost on Sup Forums for the next 48 hours
This is now a Williams thread
Didn't realise Mike Dunn was all about the banter
WEW look at those rpmmiefags, based Riggins knocking out the top jobber
Alright lads.
>Rpmmie
Has anyone with an MBE in front of their name ever talked so much shite? It's hilarious.
Williams talk game is subhuman
>subhuman
Well, he is Welsh
Bazza our boy for the tournament now, then?
yea, its time for him to win another title
This snooker is woeful
how are you all coping with this incessant blizzard?
I never watched shit on Quest, the fucking spot of the logo jumping at the end is pure aids
tfw no Jimmy White & Rpmmie snoooker sitcom
>scene 1, and Ronnie is in the kitchen having some nawty breakfast
>studio audience cheers for him as he gets noshed by some bird under the table while eating his muesli
>Jimmy rushes in, visibly worried about something
>"What's up Jimbo, you look White as a ghost!"
>the audience giggles
>"Oh Ronneh, I'm 'avin a bad 'air day! And I'm sposed to be doin' a bit of punditry for Eurosport 'in all!
>"Every day's a bad hair day for you Jimmy" Ronnie quips, almost ignorant of the cheeky noshing he's receiving
>raucous laughter, one bloke in the crowd shouts 'Gwan Ronnie'
>*beep beep*
>"Oh bloody 'ell, me driver's 'ere!" Jimmy mumbles, before rushing out the door
>Ronnie chuckles to himself as he finishes up his healthy breakfast
did chuckle
borkins
Weird how there's so many Thai players but barely any Europeans beside Breclel
there is a Dane that is the future goat
Is are Bazza letting it slip?
"no"
what is that hairstyle called?
riggins soon
Yawn. Another "Higgins beats O'Sullivan because O'Sullivan reveres him too much but won't end up winning the tournament" thing. It will go to the Sultan of Yawn, Barry Hawkins.
>Sultan of Yawn
More like the Vizir of Ennui.
More like the Tsar of Taedium Vitae