I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs but this place takes the cake

I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs but this place takes the cake.

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What the FUCK was his problem?

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His path was a strange and difficult one.

I didn't know there was a martian version of Twin Peaks

hurry... claim your peakfu

claiming Denise

Thank you based Miguel. I watched the shitty Stand miniseries for this suave motherfucker.

post the edited one

Maddy is mine

enjoy Josie latecomers

I choose Milfu

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>2017
>being straight

kek.

I claim the GOAZ as my husbando

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He's dead

mad that clarence broke up his cocaine whore party and blew him up

He stalled the Excelsior whilst they were trying to stop Kirk from stealing the Enterprise.

i'm literally him

>Not enjoying Twin Peaks with a warm autumn palette

You fuck.

He was best girl, and not even joking.

WAR! IT'S FANTASTIC!

Nadine is the only girl who's worse than Annie.

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>just started watching this when peaksposting is on the rise
Just finished the first season, is the second good?

Most of it. Skip any scenes with James or Laura and it's pretty good.

Not very, but it has some really outstanding moments. Watch it.

Literally this.

First 9 episodes are essential. Episodes 10 through 17 are terrible, terrible episodes. 18-21 pick up but are still not even close to being as good as it should be, and finale is amazing.

s2e1 and finale are literally two best episodes of the series.

Some of it is way too soap opera drama for my liking, music is on point though

JUST YOU

AND BOB

Good goy.

Reminder that Lynch directed this, we can't blame the corniest scene in the series on some shitty for-hire soap tv writer/director. That was Lynch's baby.

What followed after that though was genuinely terrifying and maybe that was the point.

Why are Lynch musical moments so damn good?

>maybe that was the point
That was precisely the point. The whole sequence is perfect setup and payoff.

>Skip any scenes
kill yourself 90's born queer

What did they mean by this?

>James or Laura
>Laura
what are you talking about?

Pretty sure user meant Donna. No idea how would he confuse the two though.

>Skip scenes with the woman the entire show is about

Bitches left

bless you mull durr

that's exactly how he says it too

>it's a twin peaks thread without mention of Lynch orchestrating the death of Nance

good, good. This pleases me- it was a shit meme

Here you go faggots

>“Only because I followed you, I followed you because I wanted to believe you were right.”

PUT IT DOOOWWNNN!!!!!!!!!

Nadine's crazy ass.

I laughed internally at that because I didn't want to lol, it was desu a little silly.

He's such a terrible actor

Not when's he's being subtle/drunk.

>how am I supposed to help people if I can’t even help myself?

He really was. James and Leo were also really bad, even when not having to do anything demanding acting-wise.

Gersten Hayward

>No one has claimed Audrey
I'll take it

It's one of the funnier moments in the show imo.
He is but I find his performance endearing.

Good call user - the choices are getting limited to like Catherine and Josie

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong Catherine.

Josie's jawline is P E R F E C T I O N.

the owls

t. Catherine

t. Josie

come on guys, you'll get claimed soon

>be michael ontkean
>find out about the twin peaks revival
>spend hundreds of hours looking for a good replica of the jacket
>find one
>buy it
>feel like you're too old to come out of retirement so you decline the offer to reprise the role
You think he's ok guys?

>most alien abductees report sightings of owls while under hypnosis
>as I was making this post I started hearing an owl hooting
>I did a test and the owl is "my spirit animal"
Anyway I got distracted, but does this mean that Twin Peaks and The X-Files are in the same universe?

What if, since the new season of TP is coming out soon and the new season of TXF has just been announced, that we'll pretty soon get a crossover?

Watched the series for the first time recently, started cheering and clapping when that guy was about to finally kill off James. Got so mad when Donna saved him.

I think it just means that
X-files would never have happened without twin peaks and the owls were just a nod to TP

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this can't be happening

TRAILER FUCKING WHEN?

I like to think that it's a spin-off/indirect sequel seeing how it started filming mere months after the last episode aired (June 1991 - March 1992).

Who knows. Lynch hasn't showed us a single fucking thing aside from a couple set photos.

I kinda like going in blind.

Surely Lynch would be too precious and protective of Twin Peaks to allow a universe share with something outside of his control?

It's true. All of it.
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The X-Files already exists in the same universe as The Wire (HBO) and Law & Order (NBC).

and The Dark Knight Rises

BANTER KING

what pill are you on?

Good choice

The red pill.

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old and busted

Shelley was my first choice...

god that was such an odd scene

JUST

He's like 50 years old he looks fine for his age

That's not very exciting, thought there was some new pill about how television and movies are our real reality.

He dresses like shit tho

this show is awful.

Kyle MacLachlan is from Yakima (WA), which is 3h43m away from where I live (ID).

>tfw too intelligent to enjoy Twin Peaks

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Oh yeah? Well its only 2h40m from where I live (Tacoma)

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>tfw it's 42h38m from where you live
What's the fucking point anymore?

You cracked the code, both Twin Peaks, The X-Files, The Wire, Law & Order, The Dark Knight Rises, even though they are fiction, are truly all connected and are the closest to discovering reality in film than we've ever gotten.

When you really think about it and dig in (which I've been doing for years now) you come to realize that everything in both real life and fiction are set up parallel each other in such a way that really makes you think.

From this you can assume that Lynch, Carter, and Nolan are in fact truly red-pilled and if they are in on some kind of connecting universe narrative thing that requires this much digging to discover then they truly are geniuses.

I'm always imagining a mega-movie about this ultimate conspiracy that the normalfags in those studios wouldn't allow them to release because then the public would become aware of this very real conspiracy going on in the real world.

And Suzanne Vega is doing the soundtrack.

It's weird how everything falls into place.

There's something truly magical about the Northwest.

You skip the Nadine scenes

polish kino > lynch kino

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>Possession
>polish kino
It's good but not great, plus Kieslowski>>Zulawski

Lynch got some of the best looking women of the early 90's on his show. Holy fugg.

Nadine was lowkey hot af. I probably would've picked her.

But if she's taken, along with everyone else, I would have to go with Jones, Eckhardt's assistant. I'm claiming whoever Berenice Marlohe's character is in the new season.

Luckily, Ferrer finished filming S3 before he died. I think my favorite Albert moment is when he restrains hysterical laughter when Ed describes how he accidentally shot Nadine