OFFICIAL MIDDLESBROUGH v LEEDS UNITED MATCH THREAD

A "Yorkshire derby" that could see the hosts break into the top 6, while the visitors could swap places with Boro if they win 4-0.... which they won't.

Kick-off at 7:45pm GMT with coverage on Sky Sports Football from 7:30pm.

Cleveland Chemicals: Randolph, Shotton, Ayala, Gibson, Friend, Besic, Leadbitter, Howson, Traore, Downing, Bamford.
>Subs: Konstantopoulos, Cranie, Fry, Clayton, Baker, Harrison, Assombalonga.

White Shite: Wiedwald, Anita, Cooper, Jansson, Berardi, O'Kane, Phillips, Alioski, Dallas, Saiz, Lasogga.
>Subs: Peacock-Farrell, Pennington, De Bock, Forshaw, Vieira, Sacko, Ekuban.

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leeds on sky more than most of the bottom half of the premier league

>Skybet based in Leeds

hmmmmm

>leeds uSKYted

LEEDS UNITED FC

>leeds

NEVER EVER GOING UP

NEVER EVER

For me, it's El Boro

>leeds
but
>poolis

Can a game be comedy gold and mindnumbingly shit at the same time?

In ex-Boro and Leeds manager news, Garry Monk is set to take over at Birmingham City.

To replace this joke:
>Birmingham City boss Steve Cotterill believes this week's visit of the club's Hong Kong-based chairman to the West Midlands was "supportive" in their quest to avoid Championship relegation. Cotterill was on the receiving end from fans last weekend, both on social media and in physical terms, after being struck by a plastic pop bottle.

Leeds. Leeds are falling apart... again.

LEEDS,leeds are falling apart, again

>being struck by a plastic pop bottle
went to see birmingham vs preston as a neutral earlier this season, some woman got really angry when preston scored and chucked her bottle at some other woman, nearly started a full scale punch up
she started trying to hit people and eventually got ejected
incredible scenes

kek

who /postponedgame/ here

>Birmingham City
Imagine paying those shitters this much only for them to get relegated

same issues that >we have at wednesday right now, and facing quite a fair few championship clubs
this new tv deal's really put a shitton of pressure on clubs to go all out to get up there
it's like the itv digital era all over again

>£40k a week to the keeper who single-handedly binned Brighton's title chances
>£35k a week for Carl fucking Jenkinson, who never wants to leave Arsenal for some retarded reason
fucking hell, brum

and to think there's plenty of fucktarded leeds fans moaning about the club's 15k a week cap on wages when the club nearly got dissolved less than 10 years ago

better to have a cap like that in place and get the structure in place rather than just chucking silly money left right and centre
having a solid youth setup like you do I imagine helps

yeah, too bad they're just selling them after one or two seasons, if leeds still had byram, taylor and cook they'd easily be in the playoffs right now
>chucking silly money left right and centre
they did piss a lot away this season, 10 million spent on garbage like sacko, ekuban,grot,cibicki and de bock

>middlesbrough have a multi-faith prayer room at emptyside
top jej

based nash

Will this game be enjoyable? Don't watch anything out of the PL and I have fuck else to do tonight

>wage cap
>players want to leave
>have to sell for a reduced rate

thats just the way it is, if you cap wages another club will just tell them theyd pay double and bam the player is unsettled

get hyped for the sound of the pulis

BASED NASH DRAWING THE DIMES AND MAKING SMARKLETS FURIOUS

saiz is a class player that likes to dribble around, that'd be the main attraction

based

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>leeds

lmfao lads. nothing more delusional.

is yorkshire comfy?

literally nowhere more comfy.if youre not in a city

unless youre outside in winter

yes. but not leeds. leeds is a dump.

north/east yorkshire is. nothing but rolling hills friendly people and cobbled farm towns

>middlesbrough light show
holy fucking cringe

Rippon and the surrounding dale is comfy as fuck.

Huddersfield, Leeds and Bradford are all shitholes though.

Udders town centre is dog shit. But the outer areas are nice la

anywhere from about york up to about yarm/whitby is based

preemptive
>lelds

alioski a shit

...

>leeds

NEVER EVER

bamford's a smug prick desu

How come Bamford can't do it in the Prem?

one of those posh london cunts, I bet he talks like a fag with that homo accent you only see in movies too

The state of this ref baka

>Lelds

he does a bit
not as bad as smalling though desu

nice defending lelds

thats what you get when you start o'kane

>Lelds Poonited

They're never coming back

The keeper moved his fucking leg out of the way of the ball, howling

the whole sequence was like when youre playing fifa and the script decides that one team is to score a goal

>liam pooper
>starting a cb that cant even get into the scotland squad behind shitters like hanley

not like pennington is that much better

>leeds

That slovenly, inebriated simpleton with his shirt off, obnoxiously singing alone amongst a stoney faced crowd, falling on his fat stupid arse.

He is leeds united.

isn't that the pedo guy?

HE SHAGS WHO HE WANTS

THE pedo guy

Hope we can nab Traore off Midds since we haven't brought a winger in ages at Swansea

Leeds Pooshited biggest joke in British football along with Rangers

£35m

He'll come for much less lad since you'll be stuck in the championship

Do they? I know the guy who runs the fanzine tried to get more Muslims involved in supporting the club.

They told him to fuck of as they didn't want to be associated with the culture of football, like drinking etc.

Where you'll be.

Much better chance of staying up than us joining you

Hahahahahahaha

nah mate
fraudvalhal will be exposed

Lol

youtube.com/watch?v=MpCyos3xheI

Compare our fixtures to the other teams around us and we are in a much better position

Sheep shaggers going down hahahahaha

>leeds

>lelds

Are >leeds the >arselel of the championship?

...

you can tell leeds arent premier league quality when you let bamford score a hatty

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Theyre the brexit of the championship

no. need a team that never finishes top 4 but never gets releaged. maybe neverton

when the players were in the tunnel at the start you could see a room marked with that in the background

also this select image captcha that just came back IS DOING MY FUKING HEAD IN REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Brexit means brexit

>tfw i will never be able to sing this because my team is in the prem

wow

Some serious dicounts at Walmart mates

Bamford turned down a medicine scholarship at Harvard to turn pro at Nottingham Forest, then Chelsea. You can't make it up.

One of the few smart footballers out there. He went to private school.

what a bender lol