It's Clássico day, Sup Forums! So you should do what cool people do and watch our league. This is an important game to see if Sporting's chances of winning the league are gonna get tougher, or if it's remaining a three-way contest.
Starts in one bong and fifteen bings!
I will not be watching your game or league.
t. pls watch our league
>poorto
Jaoa, I will watch your game
hallo, wher are de strems?
FC PORTO: Casillas; Maxi Pereira, Felipe, Marcano e Dalot; Otávio, Herrera, Sérgio Oliveira e Brahimi; Marega e Gonçalo Paciência.
disgustingly shit
i will watch your league
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I will NOT watch your league
SPORTING: Patrício; Ristovski, Coates, Mathieu, Coentrão; William e Battaglia; Bryan, Bruno Fernandes e Acuña; Doumbia.
Just realized I apparently can watch this legally
>tfw Benfiquista
>tfw the one team I despise more than Porto is Sporting, yet I must root for them today
Please make it quick.
Can I get a quick rundown on the necessary Liga NOS memes?
God damn it I wanted the one I had with only his face, fuck dude
>FC Porto
Weaker team than last year, but Conceição is doing God, Allah and Bhudda's work with it. We would have won the Champions League last year if he was our coach then
>Benfica
Weaker than last year but a team of foxes. Has the biggest shot at the title of them all
>Sporting
Has, in theory, two teams that could win the league. President is Kim Jong Un tier
>Sp. Braga
Has 4th place in the bag
>Rio Ave
Great coach. Good team. Deserve the 5th Spot
>Guimarães
Realized that loaning all its attacking field from FC Porto last year wasn't a good idea at the long thinking
>Portimonense
Has the best player of Japan. Their coach could win Champions League with any team if he wanted
>Tondela
Meme Lords
>Aves
Meme Lords at the service of Benfica
Play Keaton Parks in the starting xi and I'll watch your league again.
Thanks, seems interesting. All I know is that it's Italy-tier corrupt with emails and stuff.
>President is Kim Jong Un tier
In the good, or in the bad way?
If more Benfica players get injured, that will be a reality
>Italy-tier corrupt with emails and stuff
Nah, we just overblow things out of propotion
And it's in the worst way possible
>poorto
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>benifica
>in charge of winning 5 leagues in a row
go Porto!
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Fuck Casillas desu
Combined with based Bas, I'm rooting for Sporting
Who here ready for another painfully boring 0-0 match?
I know I am!
im watching monaco and just remembered
FUCK PORTO
>not Based
>not Basedost
>tfw after all this time I've finally been sucked into watching their league
Congrats.
You're here forever though
No coming back now user, you're in for the long ride
That Marega lad is a big guy
ERA
>anonymous replied to you
faggot
>poorto buying the refs
many such cases. sad!
>diving into the pool is now punishable with a penalty
Sure
I bet you support Juventus
because of your fine OC I shall give your league 1 (one) chance portoposter.
>poorega
porto 'finishing'
>lelega
fuggg
based
>Shitstovski
Sporting is playing with 10 men on the pitch
>Liga NOS
Daily reminder: 2 teams in UCL next season
nice
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Sporting will win europa league
Brahimi is such a meme player, always does the same twisty-turny thing
Would like to see Rafael leão in this game.
i will NEVER watch your league
we stopped being a Mali tier country to be, let's say, a country like China. so you make that call
He's consistent at losing possession every time the ball gets to him and slowing the play down and not passing it ever
I'm convinced he only gets play time so some retard epl team can bite the bullet and sign him
Bruno Fernandes is the most frustrating player on sporting. Besides absolute memes like Bryan Ruiz
>tfw race filter in FaceApp never ever again
Has anyone ever replicated it?
>Europa league
>Zenith, Milan, Borussia, Atletico, Athletic, Lazio
>Some Lisboa team will win
Absolute kek
Doesn't Angola 'own' you these days, especially the dos Santos family? Heard something like that on a podcast
Yea no chance Sporting wins. Unless they can play Astana every game
He's a player that just screams Everton to me for some reason
>Marega at anything but tap-ins
Who's that goblino looking player for Porto famalams?
Herrera?
Herrera
I still can't believe that Patrico stay in Sporting after Euro. Best goalkeeper of that tournament
Sporting presidente is literally hitler unless someone pays 60 mil hes never leaving
>yfw Buffon still holds the record for most expensive keeper
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>wakanda forever sign
Fucking casillas man
Based Leão scoring for the leões
>getting blacked by an 18 year old
>Casillas
Kek
LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO LEÃO
What did they mean by this?
>2018
>Casillas
they only have themself to blame
FUCK CASILLAS AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
OH NO NO NO NO
that's propaganda. our financial situation is clear like water, and we're the ones insisting on transparency all the time while our rivals keep doing shady business.
benfica with Mendes and their youth farts being sold after not playing a complete game in the senior team, porto with financial fair play troubles.
also
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALL
>poorto defending
MORCOES FILHOS DA PUTA FAÇAM UMA VENIA AO RAFAEL
rafael will be as good as cristiano. you can quote me on that.
no. please don't believe ever portuguese newspapers. they make the sun look like a credible newspaper.
>rafael will be as good as cristiano.
Remember when you said Ronaldo would be as good as Quaresma?
And Quaresma as good as Simao?
Once pep gets him under his wing. Our seleção will be front runned by Bernardo Silva and Rafael Leão. Feels good man
KEK
>poorto
and you are a fucking cunt who live in your mother basement masturbating furiously to furry porn.
kys
>t. Bruno de Caralho blind follower
>Felipe sleeping on the job
Bernado is a soyboy
Frango
Is this the famous Sporting eloquence I heard so much about?
T.bruno de carvalho
no. i never said that cause everybody knew cristiano was going to be the best portuguese player of all time since he was 13-14 and noticed we was developing properly.
off course im joking. he won't be nowhere near cristiano but he is going to be very very good.
And Cristiano wasn't in his early years? At least Bernardo can grow a decent beard
What team should I support in LIGA NOS?
estoril because its owned by brazilians
Sporting cause the other two are, literally, criminal organizations.