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for all the mcgregor casuals and other newfags who didnt watch before 2015 here is some prime schaub

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>tfw I could heem anyone here

actually pisses me off that mackenzie made weight after all that bullshit

Colby Covington

sup fellas. cant wait to see ortegas chin get cracked when frankie tee-city's off on his neanderthal head

That's actually a pretty rad chest piece

5th Amendment

So.... why is the Dern weigh in footage removed from the youtube upload? Did she drop the towel or something?

ORTEGA MEME ENDS SOON

>*blocks your path*
>ayo kid
>u's betta succ dis sheit outta m'ass ait?!
>cuz if u's isnt be succin' m'sheit i's finna throatfuck u's wit m'clit faggot

what do you do?

she was wearing skimpy underwears

If you want to see Dern in revealing clothes,
Go to the page with the man with the nose

Reminder.

Pics

>Ur pussy is very bad forming

mohamad does have a point there

Ah. Damn

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Warmer, now post them money angles

What's the ceiling for my girl, Mackenzie Dern?

She made 116, still had a lot of fat, and looked like death. She probably doesn't want to get on a diet because she would lose Instagram likes.

getting gadoosh'd by an 0-2 ufc shitter

Lol ugly lanky muh gurl aka really trap and coward frightened steroid cheater Cyborg

The UFC has nothing but british champs lad

The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Baron Robert of Whittleshire
Earl Tyronious Woodington
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
Count of what it is, Maximus of Hillsborough
Duke of Dillington, Sir Tyler Jeffrey
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent

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Why do they pose like this.

Cringe

You don't become a fighter because you have lots of self-esteem, m8.

She doesn't sound anything like that. Are Swedes just hardwired to think everyone must be a negro?

Truly blessed, God save the Queen
Don't forget the interim LW champ, Duke Anthony Fergusborough

do the girls lad

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Nah

We call it an armbar, what do you guys call it again?

based. god save the meme

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You mean the elbowering snapplecracker?

Absolutely based

Nice post user. Love these

blessed post bong

Stop samefagging

Go fuck yourself

Uh, excuse me sweetie, but Conrad Mcgillicutty is actually an Ivory Coast man by name of Kona Magiga

You think the UFC isn't keeping the blackman down? #staywoke #wakanda

RIC FLAIR DRIP
GO
WOOO
ONNA BITCH

Where's Australia at? They need to do their version of this.

>tfw i can't get on betting to place money on T city
Literally like throwing money out the window

I wish I could kick you out of America a second time bong

H8rs BTFO!!!!

RIP Chuck

why Chuck

I WANT TO FUCK CHUCK

>we will see Quinton ktfo chuck again in our lifetime.
feels good

Chuck must be hurting for money after the UFC cut his allowance off. He's been taking every gig he can get

this is what i want. a 40+ division, i wanna see wanderlei chuck forrest rampage tito etc fight eachother again

why isn't this a thing? we have so many old fighters.

USADA iffy, uh, Jonny got the stiffy, uh
Got the succy uh,his cock holds fifty , uh

Most normal athletic commissions wouldn't approve it, the ones that do don't have the organizations that have the infrastructure to do it

Essentially Rizin would be the only fathomable one and they're still very green as an organization

arm BARS

Any canucks know good betting sites? Im gonna make mad money off a cyborg edgar dern parlay

(arm bars)

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It's really embarrassing to watch. It's probably the same britshitposter from Sup Forums who's been going autistic on heem for the past while.

what bullshit what happened?

that's because dana is a brainlet. instead of matching old legends together, he feeds them to up and coming meme-fighters in hopes of making long term bank

An ol fanny rugger

nothing happened. they're upset because they were wrong.

>canucks
hey bro
i know a lot of cool canadians
you shouldnt call anyone that

gunna go take a yuge UFC 222 lads, wish me luck

you would get a lot of upboats on reddit. Try your cringe list there

imagine PAYING to watch MMA. that is almost as stupid as "working" for Sup Forums lol

The canucks are my team lad, thats my word I can say it.

POP FOR STEROIDS LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA
YOU A SILLY NIGGA
HIDING OUT
UNDER SPARRING CAGES
FROM USADA NIGGAS

EYE POKE A NIGGA SHIT
KICK A NIGGA SHIN
SNORT A LINE IN THE CRIB
HIT AND RUN IN THE WHIP
I PULL UP TO DC
I LET THAT BITCH IN
FAKE CHAMP
BUT HE'LL SUCC A NIGGA DICK

name a better mma book than african-american alexei auld's 7 secrets. i'll wait in anticipation.

Chuck needs to stay retired. Rich Franklin knocking him out with a broken arm was such a sad ending and I'd rather not see something like that happen again

RIC FLAIR
DRIP
GO
WOO (wew)
ONNA BITCH

there is nothing worse than whites willing to enforce jewish agenda

I agree
slot floppies now
bush war 2 when?

Not bad at all honestly.

/heem/ rap battles need to become a meme desu

FIGHT: EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ASS-KICKING BUT WERE AFRAID YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED FOR ASKING is up there for me

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sorry having fun isn't permitted. someone will make sure of that even without getting paid.

Shhh guys the janny is watching

what did he mean by this?

that the jannies do it for free

Cris Cyborg vs. Yana Kunitskaya
Frankie Edgar vs. Brian Ortega
Sean O’Malley vs. Andre Soukhamthath
Stefan Struve vs. Andrei Arlovski
Cat Zingano vs. Ketlen Vieira

*Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you delete this post*

Zane Simon of BloodyElbow.com here. Any questions about South Africa's MMA scene?

Thoughts on Connor Ruebusch?

why do you talk like a fag

>South Africa's MMA scene

that why i fucked rogans wife you bald motherfucker.
FIRST OFF FUCK YOUR BITCH AND YOUR SHITTY CAMP
QUEBEC RIDE OR DIE WHEN THE ROAD IS DAMP
IM NOT IMPRESS BY YOUR PERFORMANCE
FIVE ROUND DECISION YOU DONT HAVE A CHANCE
I TAKE YOU TO THE GROUND
ROLE YOU AROUND NEXT THING YOU KNOW IM TALKING WITH BALDY
I BOW TO NOBODY CUZ I AM THE BEZ
LOOK AT DONNY HE FAILED THE TESS
YOU KNOW THE RESS
HE IS A BIG FAT MESS
LIL DIAZ ASK YOUR BRO HOW I LEAVE YA
ALL DEPRESS SMOKING SATIVA
I GO ON HOLYDAY ON MARTINIQUE
DRINK PINNAPPA JUICE
AND SEX WITH MY PUTE
GRAP YOUR BELTS WHEN YOU SEE GPS
GRAP YOUR CAFE IF YOU UP TO LATE UH!
FIVE ROUNDS AND YOU PUNKS COULDN'T FINISH
NOW IM ABOUT TO FIGTH A NIG WITH BIG BENIS
NIGGA I EAT POUTINE!

Cyborg
Edgar
Soukhamthath
Arlovski
Vieira

cyborg
ortega
soukhamthath
struve
zingano

bellashit is starting in 3hrs

based

id tweet this to woodley but he blocked me

i would #nerdbash all of you virgins, haahahaha

kek
only spammers hate this funny list

we talk about fighting here sorry