>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.” >The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
>fuck moviestars for no reason other than they're moviestars >get upset when they don't respect you
kek
Parker Ramirez
>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her. pfft you knew what was in it for you, you vapid gold digging whore. what value exactly are you providing to a fucking multi millionaire, what makes you so special that you think you're worth anybody's time that makes over 7 figures
Nathan Smith
>42 years old >no wife >no children
what went wrong?
Tyler Perry
>she actually expected a guy who's fucked more women probably than any other guy in history to care about her personality Why are people such fucking narcissists?
Nathan Williams
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on
Xavier Fisher
I knew this dude that worked for some gay ass fancy kayak company and leonardio decrapio ordered some stupid custom kayak from them. The company then had him drive from the east coast all the way to LA to delivery this stupid kayak and then he had to carry it all the way up these steep steps to decrapios house. Then he delivered it to decrapio who then tipped him a pocketful of loose coins, like 37 cents in coins for this
guy through the coins in decrapios face and left
i fucking hate this faggot bad actor whines about the enviroment all the time and drives his big ass yacht spewing tons of carbon everywhere
fuck that fag
Ethan Evans
kate us the only woman for him
Xavier Anderson
sees women for what they are
Justin Collins
fucking wagies you make me suck
leo is our boy
Kevin Hall
>Leo "hand over all your personal freedoms to the government to protect muh polar bears goy or your a science denier" DiCaprio >/ourguy/
No
Caleb Perez
>tfw you'll never be bros with Leo like Jonah Hill is... That fat fuck is so lucky...
Colton Adams
>37 cent tip lmfao truly /our guy/
Carson Robinson
A whore with so little self worth she kept going instead of leaving
Blake Jenkins
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change OH BOOHOO POOR WOMAN OH MY GOD THIS SO MUCH LIKE REMINDS ME OF THAT ARTICLE WHERE THAT POOR MOTHER HAD TO DEAL WITH HER TWO KIDS SPENDING MORE TIME WITH THEIR FATHER(DIVORCED) AND HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS FOR HER TO BE WITHOUT HER TWO LITTLE BABIES 2 DAYS EVERY WEEK WHAT A FUCKING TRAVESTY, LITERALLY ANUDDA SHOA TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE; HOW DID THIS WOMAN LEONARDI DI-FUCKING-CAPRIO WAS FUCKING EVER SURVIVE THIS HORRENDOUS ORDEAL WITHOUT SUFFERING SERIOUS MENTAL TRAUMA OH POOR HER, POOR HER FOR GIVING HIM THE ONLY THING SHE'S GOT THAT'S WORTH ANYTHING TO HIM. GOOD THING SHE KEPT FUCKING BOUNCING ON HIS DICK THOUGH BECAUSE HE'S STILL FAMOUS AND TOTALLY LIKE HOT SO AT LEAST THAT'S SOMETHING LOL OTHERWISE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE AWKS TO JUST STOP AND GET KICKED OUT BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY HE HAS NO OTHER USE FOR HER THAN HER FUCKING HOLE
Stupid fucking cunts, I'm pissed. youtube.com/watch?v=0jnUU2c_i0w Good fucking going, based Leo, keep it up, never stop giving a fuck.
So fucking simple, fucking bimbos.
Adam Scott
>sex >woman lies there and doesn't do anything >if man complains he is blamed for not being good at sex >man lies there and doesn't do anything >if woman complains man is blamed for not trying st sex
Evan Johnson
he is such a faggot he would spit in your face if he could be bothered to hack up some phelgm
Elijah Russell
Leo is fantastic. Forget the Oscar. Grant this man the prize for successfully giving zero fucks for 42 fucking years. What a stud. Not even balding. Can I have anything he doesn't have? Why live?
Kevin James
spbp
He's a true alpha and my hero. And I say it unironically.
Jason Johnson
Why can't he just left me have sex with one of the girls?
That's all I want, just one. He can share
John Powell
>fucking wagies you make me suck
Leo Myers
>YEAH FUCK THE PLANET, THE EARTH IS ONLY 4 THOUSAND YEARS OLD ANYWAYS
Grayson Powell
yea it wasn't even like the delivery guy was expecting a tip
he said it was just out of the blue and decrapio did it for the sole reason of being a faggot
Colton Walker
what went RIGHT? He should be a symbol of MGTOW (despite that philosophy being shitty whining most of the time).
Leo is a master of pump and dump.
Nathan Wood
If you somehow managed to become friends with Leonardo DiCaprio and he found out you were still a fucking virgin, he'd probably do his best to hook you up with one of the many women orbiting him. Leo is a good bro. Jonah is lucky. 1:15 - youtube.com/watch?v=mgMgKNtJzXU
Benjamin King
Why are Americans so retarded about tipping? The guy was doing the job that he was paid to do. It's not Leon's fault if the guy's employer isn't paying him enough.
Jordan Parker
MGTOW is too cringey, they care too much about not caring.
Jack Jenkins
Leo seems like the kind of guy who would totally hook his bros up with hot sluts.
Colton Foster
Pretty funny desu. She's probably lived her entire life fucking men who had to put in all the work to the relationship. Paying for everything, giving her oral just so they can penetrate.
Then she comes across someone who doesn't owe her shit. Who is doing HER a favour by fucking her. Her brain couldn't actually comprehend what was happening.
Jaxson Morales
Sounds pretty alpha to me, even if he was lolvapebro.
Adrian Adams
>It's not Leon's fault if the guy's employer isn't paying him enough. Burgers are funny like that. If more people stopped tipping it would inevitably end with higher wages for those with absolute dogshit jobs. But no, keep throwing those little tips.
Julian Adams
>random woman BTFO
Lucas Collins
If Leo gave me a 37 cent tip, I'd laugh and think "this is a good story" and walk away. Your faggot hothead friend is the problem, not Leo.
Carter Howard
And she STILL kept going. Anyone else and she would have stormed out. Fucking holes.
Aiden Hill
It's so weird that somebody's job is to track down these guys at all times and follow them around filming them half a block away.
Brayden Long
He took the redpill.
Zachary Harris
Why is always major news when a white guy treats bitches the same way rappers do?
Look at this video. These women know what they are.
Yes, tipping was originally a way to keep niggers down.
Jaxon Price
wow straight up denied that guy a photograph but a fucking 5/10 roastie gets a selfie, what a surprise
Jaxon Nelson
...
Sebastian Wood
...
Bentley Peterson
>wrong
David Jackson
I'm not a virgin, I just will unlikely ever land a girl that he hangs out with
David Parker
Naw it's rude dude. Only an autist would think it's "alpha."
Nicholas Ross
>But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT
Every. Fucking. Time!
Tyler Baker
>Roastie gets a pic >Guy doesn't
Again. Fuck Jonah Hill.
Carter Reed
Leo here, your dumbass friend should have looked a little closer because those were all collector's coins worth nearly $10k.
Charles Wright
>MGMT Which song? I'd say Time to Pretend
Nathan King
Electric Feel
Austin Flores
LEO!
FUCK YES! He's so based
Cameron Wilson
I haven't seen a pasta this good in a while.
I will be modifying it for amusing actor anecdote threads.
Ayden Nelson
>David fucking Blaine >the magician >was in Leo's pussy posse Every time
Cooper Gomez
honest to god why would she just keep going? Wheres the dignity
Anthony Edwards
the man is a god
Julian Nelson
Pays well apparently
Brody Adams
this
Michael Gutierrez
>women >dignity lol
Gavin Anderson
While having sex?
Seems like a weird song to fuck by
Lincoln Collins
>dignity ugh what does this mean? i keep hearing about it from my current boyfriend whenever he's talking to my son
Levi Roberts
David Blaine fucking owns
Aaron Wright
Have you read the OP? He was just chilling.
Jaxson Roberts
To be fair she was doing the all of the fucking
Leo Rodriguez
there have been multiple blinds over the years about Leo tricking girls into fucking Jonah he can't save everyone though user
Xavier Powell
>ywn be part of the Wolf Pack
Nathan Cox
while uglier Jonah is also famous and rich, I bet he gets plenty of trickled down models and wannabe actresses
Lincoln Powell
Doesn't he ahve like really big dick ?
Charles Young
I go for this too. He's having her do all the work while smoking; He was probably thingken about his happy place. Or maybe he was imagining it was Kate on his cock not some random slut.
Michael Wright
Underrated
David Stewart
>. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now. Just picturing this shit, this is too fucking hard.
Ethan Ross
>Nearing middle age >Still acting like a movie star >Refuses to settle down >Doesn't show the due respect to the strong brave women who have sex with him because of his fame
What went wrong?
Owen Price
>le current year >getting married you couldn't make a bigger mistake
Adam Sullivan
siberian breaks
James Young
Lol why would he do anything else? >What's in it for me?
Typical roastie
Adrian Nelson
>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her. The nerve.
Christian Harris
THREADLY REMINDER Rihanna said Leo was the best sex she ever had
Charles Baker
She could have just left but she didn't cause she's a gold digger, he's alpha for that alone
Nathaniel Hill
>Rihanna said Leo was the best sex she ever had /ourguy/
Kevin Baker
I still don't get what she was expecting. An actual sex act? Why didn't she stand up and leave then? Money, probably.
Christopher Brown
Why should he give a shit, he still is a movie star and he's still rich so it's whatever.
Grayson Hill
>only puts in effort on women who matter
truly 100% based
Jacob Baker
>based Leo killing it for all dude kind
Adam Cook
>wondering what was in this for her
Aaron Turner
Good goy go full mgtow
Josiah Richardson
>5/10 that rack made her 7/10 in my book
Benjamin Morris
have fun getting cucked lmao
Asher Morris
Using "Alpha" in terms of human social behavior is autistic in itself since he's just based around mystifying sex, what Leo did is just a funny product of the social status he's been in his entire adult life.
Jeremiah Gomez
he found out about the jews
Joseph Lopez
If true i imagine the companty factored in delivery to the cost, so no fault.
William Robinson
>Having sex >Take out my ecig and start vaping >Put on headphones >Start listening to my MGMT albums >"Carry On" I'm pretty sure he had gigantic gunglasses on like usual
Robert Foster
>I'm pretty sure he had gigantic gunglasses on like usual Was thinking the same. Like he would give a fuck. I'm just wondering if he was still wearing a shirt or not.
Jose Carter
Checked
Julian Roberts
REALITY SHOW WHEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I WOULD PAY MILLIONS TO JUST WATCH LEO HUMILIATE ROASTIES ALL DAY
Lincoln Barnes
vape nation.
Brody Ramirez
nah, he wouldn't want some roastie's juices giving his shirt a permanent odour
Adam Hernandez
>drinks/smokes/parties >bangs any model he wants >always skinnyfat unless he needs to be in shape for a role >over the age of 40 and still rocks cargo shorts
Definitely our guy. Leo is the ultimate Chad friend.
Christian Young
I saw Leonardo Dicaprio at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Jordan Edwards
Never, no amount of money could make Leo want to deal with all that hassle.
Alexander Hernandez
See how you feel when you're single alone and your supermarket is to old to produce healthy offspring
Gabriel Scott
I'm just wondering if he was holding a whine glass or not.
