Thoughts on the first episode of Fargo season 3?

Thoughts on the first episode of Fargo season 3?

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Promising

I would eat her turds

body double

I would unironically pay every penny I have to her to be her personal toilet for life

who is she? where she lives?

any pusy pic?

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>white people butts
it's literally nothing but an extension of her legs
it doesn't even go out at ALL

I found it intriguing. I'm currently watching season 2 right now to tie me over until episode 2.

Pusy posting checked

>liking big asses

get a load of this fag

im genuinely amazed they got that shot without even a hint of labia

stupid nigger

false dichotomy
the only kind of butts aren't big or nothing
just because I don't like nothing doesn't mean I like big butts

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braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

>he fell for the fat asses are sexy propaganda

Besides being flat, it's also chunky and uneven. U n a e s t h e t ic

>false dichotomy

get a load of this fag

>nigs
lmao

You got btfo.

SOMEONE PLEASE,

post that fucking webm.

That's what we're all here for. Fucking hell!

This is the biggest pedo board on the site you think the people here like big butts you fucking retard

I admit it, I didn't realize Emmit and Ray were both played by McGregor until I read about it.

I like big butts when they're on little girls.

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They weren't. They were both in the same scene many times.

this.
Fucking shit body

*BRAAAAAAP*

I like big asses, but there is nothing wrong with this ass at all, and you're still a nigger.

It's a butt double.

Atleast Rachel Keller isn't a pussy

Its her

they went a little over the top with the makeup, I like the contrast but they don't look related at all

I can't talk about it because of cunts who don't watch the show circlejerking about a celebrity.

Body Double General?

Rachel Keller is a fridge

Prove it, pussy

>those blatant cuts
>b-b-but its not a body double

ayy lmao

>those ugly feet

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

mmmmmm-mmmm-mm.... it's time... all those taco bell buffets, paying off... i'm ready

PFFFFTT

SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF... oh postively foul... SNIIFFFF when did you eat chines--- BRRAPAAAAAAPAPPRRRRRRLLLLLLTTT

hold it in... i beg you my dear.... you must... please... hold it in till we get to my bowl.... i know that was a lot... of taco bell.. oh your tummy must hurt so.... almost there... oh yes, there it is, my bowl

BBBRRRRAAEEEEEEERRRRRRRRLRLLLLLTTTTPRPPPTRRR BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAPAPAPAPRRPRRTTT PFFFTTTTTLLLR PFFFT PFFFFT

mm, o hthe smell, sweet and tangy... glazed in dirito dust, from the locos tacos, mixed in with the feast oh so heavinly... oh, so many bits and pieces... mmm, i can't resist, it's time to eat!

GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmm yes my dear GLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPpostively scrumtious, oh i must have more

BBBRAAAAAAAAAAPAPPPHLLHHHLHLLTLTTTTTRT

GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP-thank you my dear GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP this is a heavenly treat GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmmm oh yes GLORPGLORP smorgasboard

SSSSSLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

All done!

I would eat that ass after a hot summer day

No it isn't

ass looks a little square. thb her face/eyes have always been her best feature

If they used a body double than what the fuck. Whoever cast the body double should be bashed with a rock

There are blatant cuts because Fargo is on basic cable. You would know this if you had any interest in television or film and didn't just come here to shitpost like the underage Sup Forumstard you are.

what did james joyce mean by this?

Surprisingly decent booty. I expected MEW to have negative ass.

wow i had no idea it was even possible to turn such a disgusting copypasta into something so reddit-friendly. upboat for you my friend, damn good post

no

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I can't breathe

Mew deserves lots and lots of spanks, that dirty whore.

I haven't seen the show yet, but I'm going to watch seasons 1 and 2 on Hulu soon.

samefag

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how come in my porns i can see the vagoo from that angle but not here

Because she is an innie

white girls have the objectively greatest asses

MEW doesn't have meat flaps like porn whores

she has a perfect innie :3
literally perfect

twitter.com/M_E_Winstead/status/855116103562940416 It's her

That ass is far too fat for MEW

Stop responding to the "body double" troll. He is mentally ill.

In what universe is this considered a fat ass?

Ireland

>there are people who think her butt is above-average/good

It's flat; you've been tricked by the angle, you drooling idiots.

I actually am Irish kek

youtube.com/watch?v=wwL5Q02uwDE

pretty shitty

I would eat her sweaty butthole, I don't care

I dont even know what people talk about when they say someone has a good ass tbqh

someone give me the quick run down

perky

you should be able to spread the cheeks and bury your face inside

>not wanting to be strangled by MEW's thighs
get a load of this horses ass

Hey guys wanna talk about Fargo?
Like
>the opening
>the slippers
>the hugo award
>the creaky ceiling
>glued nose and mouth
>Nikki's endgame with Ray
Sup Forums used to be the best fargo detectives.

Yeah, I loved it. There's nothing else to talk about except MEW's butt and whether it's good or not.

this is an ass thread buddy

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i liked the shady british guy. hope to see more of him

I hope to see more of MEWs turd cutter

Body Double

False.

theres a better pic of her standing up straight, there's definite curves. Not a big ass but a very tight fuckable one.

Can't wait until someone Doxes you

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>dude lets open with a zoom down the interior of a piece of AV equipment because that happened in a serious man
>why
>no reason, of course!

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>its a naked woman's sexual power is so strong that she's able to disarm a guy with a fucking gun in a high intensity situation episode

>no reason
The conversation was recorded, it will be important.
Think about malvo recording his victims.

lies

The Soundtrack was astounding. What the Berlin bit had to do with any of it probably ties back to her dad she thought she knew but is some kinda shady old killer from when King hatchet was a hammer, or something. The soundtrack may give us a clue though. If we're to assume every frame's kino, the director may be pawning art or pictures be they still photography or art that depicts something or was on crime scene or something. You know, the little things. I love Mew's ass too. Okay,it was underwhelming. Sue me, I'm a nigger, But I'm just saying her ass should have been filler. But that's probably just me. Be that as it may, and As is, I would still and most definitely, were I able, "berry until King Arthur."

Don't forget the weird books in the floor board. Anyone have a screen grab? Swear one had a cathulu looking creature on it.

Will MEW get naked again?

Do we know how it ties into the previous seasons yet? Anyone related or same town or anything?

"Where are ya from"
"America"

[screaming internally intensifies]
"please dont make me do more squats!"

I see a serious man went completely over your head, if you've seen it at all.

will we get to see some Carrie Coon ass in season 3?

post a cap bitch
i refuse to let anything twitter enter my browser

hawley said in an interview that the connections won't be as overt as in the past but we'll definitely see some later in the season. it'd be cool to see Mike again though I'm not sure if they'll bring back actors for a cameo

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>again

100% without a doubt the most disgusting human being I have ever had the displeasure of looking at. Him talking almost made me gag. And this is considered a 9/10 in the UK