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I want to slob and Schaub's cob

H8r's BTFO once again

Before you ask, yes we are watching Bellator you fucking cazzies. Don't like it? go watch basketball

>Schaub in OP

THIS IS THE THREAD

#1 rule: threads must have /heem/ in the OP

Is Bongle Slurp a good fighter?

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first for shaub

I miss her, lads...

early stoppage

I feel you man
I feel you

mommy hips and tits coming soon

she will be better

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Is Sean O'Malley /heem/ or reddit?

Didn't she already have the baby a month ago or so? Her tits are probably gonna start going back to normal soon

is that shooped

O'malley is literally heem: the fighter. Hop on the bandwagon before it's too late

youtube.com/watch?v=hSoR43Pq79g#t=04m15s

no

judging by how everyone hates him, I think he's a /heem/ fighter. chill, has his own weed strain, is just going with the flow. Acts super chad despite looking like a complete goofball.

He's a memestriker with a height advantage in his division.

reefer is for niggers

Dude weed lmao

he's one of the guys always posting about Cat being mommy

Served out my 3 day ban and I'm back for the fights lads

Whittaker Bless

ok insecure boy ready to go back to talking about mma when you are

>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

quit the armchair psychology you fucking junkie, get some self-awareness

Based Suga Show working the marks effortlessly

r8 my parlay

Mackenzie
O'Malley
Struve/Arlovski ends in KO/TKO/DQ
Frankie Edgar wins on points
Cyborg by KO/TKO/DQ

10€ =>100.50€

just put £200 on Yana Kunitskaya. odds are crazy, i'm probably going to be rich after this upset

wgaf/10

Ortega will be KO'd in the first 3 rounds, m8. You haven't seen what Edgar did to Mendes and Yair

wgaf

this coming from the guy living in a country infested with african/muslim immigrants. Take your fears and political opinions to your safe circle loser this is /heem/ not Sup Forums. I'd rather be a junky than a pathetic racist swede

omalley will get ko'd
arlovski will win a decision
frankie is awful value, especially at decision

5/10 should have at least hedged some as threefolds or sumn

Mendes was shot. Yair is a striker. Edgar can't GnP Ortega.

Also, fight is scheduled for 3 rounds.

Too bad she's going to lose

Unironically one of the hottest women on the roster. I'm glad the UFC signed her just for this fact even though she'll probably get embarrassed by Cyborg.

She's ugly has fake tits and is a shit fighter

post a better tattoo in mma

you can't

Okay
Okay
Might as well do Struve by KO desu but okay
Risky but not too bad
Risky but not too bad

Not a bad parley lad gl.

for sure i like desloate slavic looking women my guy. i want my girl to look like a corpse with make up my man

>Mommy
>Losing to Shetlan

Kek good 1

>Take your fears and political opinions to your safe circle
It's safe space mongoloid. Also, stop trying to make this happen, it won't ever work.

Both Arlovski and Struve have terrible defense/chin. Arlovski hits hards as fuck and his still fast. Struve has stopped Stipe.

Frankie is almost guaranteed to win a decision, he is the better wrestler striker etc. He ain't losing a decision, is unlikely to get caught by sub, probably not gonna get KOd either and I don't see him finishing Ortega. The one thing that could happen is he gets guillotined or so.

for sure my man 100%

cyborg by ko is free money. yana's skill in every department is laughable

struve is absolute dogshit, literally only in the ufc because of being 7ft and that lucky defeat over early stipe being etched in everyones mind

She's qt from the front
From the back she looks like a bodybuilder

There needs to be a Sturve vs Magoomba meme fight

holy shit just leg kick the old guy till he dies. literally all you have to do.

Not bad. The one I think is least likely is Struve/Arlovski. I think that will probably go to a boring decision.

Arlovski's chin was deleted 10 fights ago, he's get sparked by a gust of wind.
Reachbabby will reach and find his chin, drop him with a jab and KO him or maybe a d'arce

>implying this is a bad thing
imagine getting a roll in with her

im just saying frankie by dec is low odds so i would stuck something else in there, esp considering that ortega is a beast himself.

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Das raycis and this coming from the guy living in a 50% subhuman country, you mutt. My fears, political opinions and safe circle... what the fuck are you talking about nigger?

Well, congratulations you are a junkie but also raycist "infested with african/muslim immigrants" is a pretty hateful statement towards a certain group of people of a certain ethnicity, country of origin and/or religious beliefs

What you aren't though is swedish and that, my drug addict subhuman enemy, you will never be. Now go slam a hot batch of afghani black tar in that murky mutt blood of yours.

"stop"

So nice to see Coral’s commercial actor career continue to blossom

I don't go for that funny business lad, not up for the sight of a mans back when I'm on the job

he got sparked by stipe and nganou... do you seriously think struve is gonna do shit to him? he's levels above struve. you make it out like his chin is bigfoot tier but it really isnt there yet.

he could get sparked, but i think it's extremely unlikely. struve is GARBAGE

>What you aren't though is swedish and that, my drug addict subhuman enemy, you will never be.
why would he want to be Swedish

>From the back she looks like a bodybuilder

You're saying that like it's a bad thing.

Arlovski is chinlet supreme

>do you seriously think struve is going to do shit to him
Yes, I think he'll spark him. I made that pretty clear m8. Money on it and everything
>Arlovski is levels above him
Arlovski isn't levels above anyone anymore.

das raycis you fucking gook, go skin a dog or something cunt also put another shrimp on the barbie mate

>weed is the equivalent of heroin
I'm not racist I see the world for what it is, you on the other hand
>wahhh mummy black man ruin everything in this world make him go away
can't think for yourself so you let a whole board do it for you,100% pure white blood and you still act like a child who can't keep his boring opinions to himself. embarassing

Kek shut the fuck up. Your capital's name is the very meaning of cuckoldry.

Swedes are literally cucks, even if I was a limp dick chink with a 3" dick I'd be more masculine than you

Definitely Reddit, the home of DYEL bodies and dude weed lmao stoners.

>straw man
fallacy
>im not racist i see the world for what it is
this is an oxymoron, racism is realism
>adhominem
fallacy

you done yet?

O'malley would heem every here

>that negress at the end

KEK

aww da swede is mad

Omememy is 100% r@ddit

Dude weed lmao is only for the fronters. Does O'Malley front?

>thank you for having a kid
Will this ever stop being relevant

Being swedish is a badge of honor now?

>last 20 second stand and bang with an old man

Why do they call her Alpha

IF I SEE TRANNY COLONEL SANDERS AGAIN I'M GOING TO RAPE A BABY

AMERICAN ADVERTS MAKE ME WANT TO MURDER HUMANITY

FUUUUUUUCK

*works marks*

stop

>those scorecards

Did I miss a point deduction or something? 30-24, 30-23? Because none of those rounds other than the first were close to a 10-8

>30-23

Literally dude weed

56%
cunt
aww da mutt is mad
you literally owe us your existence, kneel before your overlords.
Länge leve Konungariket Sverige!

Are there 10-7 rounds in mma?

Had a dream that Rockhold and Bisping got into an argument and then had an MMA fight in like the middle of a park. They were both wearing suits and Rockhold threw a perfect headkick even though he was wearing khakis and hit Bisping flush in the head, and then Bisping came back and hit Rockhold with a 1-2 combination and I woke up.

Rockhold-Bisping 3 confirmed?

Me vs u would be 10-7 achmed

how cool would it be if they had a Black tie ufc event where the fighters fought in suits and ties with mma gloves on

By Allah I would ied your ass in no time filthy infidel

Little Andrade in a suit

S-ssorry

I think 10-6 is possible but I haven't seen it before.

How can you have a 10-6 and not end the fight?
That's literally masochistic.

lolok

Is Darrion our guy too?

damn goldie sounded legit sad as fuck

Damn Goldie getting choked up gave me feels

>tfw the Strawweight division is unironically probably in the top 3 most entertaining divisions in the entire UFC right now

How did this happen?

damn goldie crying i cant take that ma now im cryin