Meet Graham - the only person designed to survive a car crash thanks to his tiny legs, huge chest and absence of a neck.
The interactive sculpture is part of a new road safety campaign launched today by the Transport Accident Commission.
More: yhoo.it
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>EVOLUTION COMPLETE
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Top notch Australian journalism
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why
Why does he need 72 tits
>be Australian
>genetically engineer abominations, rather then wear seat belt
>Graham's warped features - such as a huge chest to mimic an air bag and extra nipples to protect his rib cage
>extra nipples to protect his rib cage
I never thought I'd read a sentence like that
Lol someone give this man a fedora and a vape
>interactive sculpture
Wait, what?
Looks like a typical american fatass
fuckign roffling hard
they really wrote that?
jesus fuck
I guess I should expect no less from a country that got defeated in war by flightless birds, a country that also thinks that weed causes schizophrenia
Strange thread OP
Reminds me of a hairless Ewok.
And that porn with women with small tits is CP
How big of an issue are car accidents down under?
what the everloving fuck..
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>tfw this is the future of mankind
THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
is he part of the ay lmao?
SPESS MERHEENS
I feel compelled to erase this thing from existence. As if there is no purer course of action in the entirety of cyclic existence.
Sup Forums, is this the redpill?
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Slap the JUST hair on him
*urge to purge intensifies*
None of all this is real.
I feel like the Matrix has been increasingly unstable over the last year and code is starting to run wild.
Please, can some one wake me up already?
I always say this, but If they built consumer vehicles to racecar standards deaths would drop significantly.
Just take all the money they spend on useless gimmicky bullshit features, and use it on rollcages, lexan windows, and 5-point harnesses.
If it can save drivers doing 200+ mph on the track, it can save average joe doing 65 on his daily commute.
>new road safety campaign launched today by the Transport Accident Commission.
this is why governments are broke and taxes are high, because every shit department has shit sub departments of departments, and they ALL have stupid useless projects like this.
And then someone says "but user making the mock-up and campaign only cost 500,000, But that's the problem there are 1000s of this shit government projects.
>average Sup Forums user
Reminds me of this.
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Woah...lots of titties. Which one to cum on? The options are endless.
This is fucking badass, especially considering it looks like the average Sup Forums user, and I can relate
>humans in the year 2499
Ok reddit
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What gender would this creature be?
Needs sunglasses and a blunt
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