Ways you could describe your car but not Muslims

Ways you could describe your car but not Muslims

I don't understand?

Japanese.

Made in Japan?

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GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE LOOK AT THE TIME

Unlikely to explode.

Doesn't explode.

ur mom lol

I guess they didn't get the show in somalia :(

It doesn't explode regularly?

Safe

Quiet, safe, and possesses far more value than the gas it contains.

My car isn't a bloodthirsty savage hell-bent on slaughtering billions and imposing a thousand year old sand cult on the world.

It's also reliable, fuel efficient and stops automatically when pedestrians are detected on the road.

It hasn't taken a shit on a public road.

0 to 72 in 3 seconds.

Was legally imported to my country

It has only killed women by accident.

German and works

Fixable.

Beautiful leather interior.

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5 star safety rating

Fuckable

Clean

Never inspected by security

Worth importing

Doesn't run over frogs.

doesnt have to park 5 times a day

Its look bad on the outside but once you get inside it

Cars regularly hit hooved animals and are covered by insurance for repairs, while Muslims regularly fuck hooved animals and are covered by assurance of jihads.

worth having

This one can carry alot of fuel

Unlikely to explode

SHIT

Doesn't have a lot of oil. 5 liters tops.
Handles the shitty winters well.
Isn't a lesser race.

>not assembled in a third-world shithole

Not covered by a tarp

When a car kills someone, it's the driver's fault, but when a Muslim does it, it's society's fault.

Runs over other muslims, but avoids hitting jews at all costs.

Oh wait, fuck, that's ISIS.

Not a dune buggy.

NCAP 5 Star Safety Rated.

You have to be over A certain age to use a car

Stable and reliable.

underrated

Yellow and french

Can get pulled over and be inspected by a French cop

Its washed every now and again

clean, well maintained, leather interior

Useful

Underrated

American

The only explosions are going inside the cylinders

Only the airbags blow up

Fuuuck underrated

It didn't do 9/11

It's a smart car!

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smells nice
not likely to explode
useful

Ragtop is optional.

Something something new car smell isn't curry.

white, easy to fix, intelligent.

Non-existant

Reliable. Smells nice.

great for the wife and kids!

I could leave 27 lbs of c4 in my car and trust that it would be there when I got back.

Strong, white and efficient.

Worth more put together than in pieces

has a "coexist" bumper sticker

Looks great under the hood

bigv8engine.jpg

Has registration in the US

It works

5 star safety rating *****

Damn

It explodes accidentally.

Didn't run over a hundred people in france.

Youll be even more impressed when you look under the hood.

Shes even prettier under the hood

huh? I thought of it as the car being Islam, and the driver the terrorist, so yeah it is the drivers fault, not the car. and of course cars are dangerous, just like guns, but the driver is the one to blame, the gun owner is the one to blame.

I don't get it

A lemon brand

Made in Korea

Nice

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It's clean and doesn't smell like shit

Top kek

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# of people killed in Nice attacks

>Made in America
>Dependable
>Built for Safety

I like the color.

number of virgins they hope to get for dying in jihad

Gets washed regularly.

You should stop putting in antifreeze once it's full

It's stable

Oh, ok

american made

Has four wheels.
Made of metal.
Expensive.

That's what you get for taking the time to select that anime image from your hard drive

FUCK

Proudly made in America

It probably won't explode.

Made in Sweden

Oh wait...

It serves a great duty to me, it looks good, it is safe to be around, it's made in Japan, it can pass an emissions test , it doesn't have problems with every other car on the road.

it's actually the 72 virgins thing but that makes sense too

would never behead me

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And 0 to 84 in about a mile.