Ways you could describe your car but not Muslims
Ways you could describe your car but not Muslims
I don't understand?
Japanese.
Made in Japan?
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GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE LOOK AT THE TIME
Unlikely to explode.
Doesn't explode.
ur mom lol
I guess they didn't get the show in somalia :(
It doesn't explode regularly?
Safe
Quiet, safe, and possesses far more value than the gas it contains.
My car isn't a bloodthirsty savage hell-bent on slaughtering billions and imposing a thousand year old sand cult on the world.
It's also reliable, fuel efficient and stops automatically when pedestrians are detected on the road.
It hasn't taken a shit on a public road.
0 to 72 in 3 seconds.
Was legally imported to my country
It has only killed women by accident.
German and works
Fixable.
Beautiful leather interior.
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5 star safety rating
Fuckable
Clean
Never inspected by security
Worth importing
Doesn't run over frogs.
doesnt have to park 5 times a day
Its look bad on the outside but once you get inside it
Cars regularly hit hooved animals and are covered by insurance for repairs, while Muslims regularly fuck hooved animals and are covered by assurance of jihads.
worth having
This one can carry alot of fuel
Unlikely to explode
SHIT
Doesn't have a lot of oil. 5 liters tops.
Handles the shitty winters well.
Isn't a lesser race.
>not assembled in a third-world shithole
Not covered by a tarp
When a car kills someone, it's the driver's fault, but when a Muslim does it, it's society's fault.
Runs over other muslims, but avoids hitting jews at all costs.
Oh wait, fuck, that's ISIS.
Not a dune buggy.
NCAP 5 Star Safety Rated.
You have to be over A certain age to use a car
Stable and reliable.
underrated
Yellow and french
Can get pulled over and be inspected by a French cop
Its washed every now and again
clean, well maintained, leather interior
Useful
Underrated
American
The only explosions are going inside the cylinders
Only the airbags blow up
Fuuuck underrated
It didn't do 9/11
It's a smart car!
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smells nice
not likely to explode
useful
Ragtop is optional.
Something something new car smell isn't curry.
white, easy to fix, intelligent.
Non-existant
Reliable. Smells nice.
great for the wife and kids!
I could leave 27 lbs of c4 in my car and trust that it would be there when I got back.
Strong, white and efficient.
Worth more put together than in pieces
has a "coexist" bumper sticker
Looks great under the hood
bigv8engine.jpg
Has registration in the US
It works
5 star safety rating *****
Damn
It explodes accidentally.
Didn't run over a hundred people in france.
Youll be even more impressed when you look under the hood.
Shes even prettier under the hood
huh? I thought of it as the car being Islam, and the driver the terrorist, so yeah it is the drivers fault, not the car. and of course cars are dangerous, just like guns, but the driver is the one to blame, the gun owner is the one to blame.
I don't get it
A lemon brand
Made in Korea
Nice
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It's clean and doesn't smell like shit
Top kek
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# of people killed in Nice attacks
>Made in America
>Dependable
>Built for Safety
I like the color.
number of virgins they hope to get for dying in jihad
Gets washed regularly.
You should stop putting in antifreeze once it's full
It's stable
Oh, ok
american made
Has four wheels.
Made of metal.
Expensive.
That's what you get for taking the time to select that anime image from your hard drive
FUCK
Proudly made in America
It probably won't explode.
Made in Sweden
Oh wait...
It serves a great duty to me, it looks good, it is safe to be around, it's made in Japan, it can pass an emissions test , it doesn't have problems with every other car on the road.
it's actually the 72 virgins thing but that makes sense too
would never behead me
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And 0 to 84 in about a mile.