"Hello, Sup Forums. Welcome to your tape"

"Hello, Sup Forums. Welcome to your tape"

Not me, bish.

From what I have seen about this show it seems the message is, the best way to get back at people who have wronged you is to kill yourself. Am I wrong what is the show about?

*licks dead pusy*

>Implying I have ever spoken to a girl in my life and would deserve to be on a girl's suicide tape

I'll see you in court. I mean I hope not, I'd like to minimise the amount of time I have to spend outside of my house, but you get the idea.

Gotta watch it and make your own mind up what it means, but that's not what I got from it.

Her parents are literally greiving throughout and it's hard to watch. It doesn't make suicide "glamorous"

>"You wrote a post that said "kys" once for thinking Nolan was good."
>"That's it."
>Created by Selena Gomez
Really?

Your probably wondering why you're on this tape. Well, you once told me to look myself. So I will.

what does vagina smell like?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA he's never used a vagina scratch n sniff card, what a loser

rub the insides of your foreskin, smell finger. That's about it, really.
compare hygene levels to gauge how better/worse will it smell from you.

stick a finger up your ass and lick it then smell it

it doesnt smell or taste like that

LISTEN TO THE TAPES CLAY

I did like the part where she actually killed herself, don't think i've seen something like that on mainstream tv before.

either really good or really bad depending on her hygiene and time of the month

i've tasted some bad puss

Hello Hannah. Welcome to your rape

How does she proceed?

i don't have foreskin tho, i'm circumcised

>He fell for the cats and vaginas are the same thing meme
It's ok user we've all been there - I lost my virginity to a pussy and then had to move cities because apparently it doesn't count if it's an animal. Can't imagine licking those things though - do you not get hairballs?

she slits her wrists longways. So I do have to give her credit for actually going through with it.

Ask an uncircumcised friend to let you smell, then.

>Are you a teenage girl experiencing even a little bit of drama and social difficulty? Kill yourself and you'll throw an entire school and town into turmoil and they lament over their evil ways and regret how poorly they treated you. By killing yourself you're guaranteed to have the last laugh as the lives of your enemies are ruined and you'll be remembered forever.

Thanks Netflix. Teen suicide rates just quadrupled.

>it's hard to watch

Yeah coz it's fucking boring

ok but do you know what pussy looks like?

Not a bad message desu.

>it's a pretty girl commits suicide tv programme
>everybody falls over themselves to heap praise on this as brave and bold storytelling raising awareness about a serious issue that needs to reach far and wide
>real life
>ugly girl commits suicde
>nobody gives a shit, it's only a problem when pretty people do it

Like bags of milky coins

>women
>commiting suicide

What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?

I want someone to do this for real. also I want a better suggestion for Porn Hannah than Abella Danger

Indeed, thanks Netflix.

Touche user, you win this round.
I hope you will approve my second draft

>it's a pretty girl commits suicide tv programme
>everybody falls over themselves to heap praise on this as brave and bold storytelling raising awareness about a serious issue that needs to reach far and wide
>real life
>ugly girl cuts herself in a desperate cry for help
>men just get it the fuck over with and die
>statistics released which announce women """attempt""" suicide more than men

Not good enough. Throw in some points for gun control.

wow she was a big slut i just read her wiki page all her problems were caused by herself

brunette elsa jean is pure waifu

._.

>best ass
>reason to KYS
>worst blowjob skills
>practice makes perfect

really makes you think

Just finished watching it a few hours ago. It wasn't until the lst 2 or 3 episodes before I really liked it.

The suicide scene is the worst thing i've seen on tv or 99% of the internet. Had to stop and walk away to get it out of my head

post sofia miller

>Jessica is supposed to be the hot one

Why does this show trigger people here so much? Is it because she's a girl?

A lot of robots and failed normies, never had a gf, never had friends like this even in such a bad situation.

Being a girl probably doesn't help, as there is a lot of sexual frustration and lack of companionship.

I'm projecting a bit though. I mean I find it hard to watch any of this teen stuff because I'm reminded in what I missed out on.

Honestly, I would actually feel bad for the character if she didn't try to blame other people for it.

Honestly, this roastie would be a comfy 8/10 if it weren't for that irritating fish mouth and puffy lips. She looks permanently perturbed.

>taytay is supposed to be the hot one

>gosh darnit its those damn muhsoggykneests again

Well, yeah, the show is still ridiculous. But there are lots of stupid shows, this one does seem to trigger more than usual.

Bill Nye's new show is triggering Sup Forums a whole hella lot more than this did. And there are hourly Sup Forums Colbert-trigger threads. Can't really pull the woman card for those though.

When I was in high school, if I'd have watched this, I'd have probably acted like Tony for a few days. Try to be all mysterious, wear some leather, be really cool... I'd think the ladies would love it.

>13 Reasons Why I Raped Her

>implying Sup Forums isn't triggered by every and anything

it's a recent show and it's easy to shit on, there isn't any great conspiracy here

WERE IS MY FUCKING RAPE WEBM

The blacker black girl was hotter girl ironically

wait is that a pepe in a ski mask

pepe was a mistake

My favorite part is when her whore mother got BTFO out by guy at the school because she filed her lawsuit like a cunt

>That episode where they literally call Clay a c u c k

Sup Forums was a mistake

People don't do this.

Wait "Safe Space" is real? I thought it was just a Sup Forums meme

Yep.

You know it is. I've seen people whine about how it wasn't about the school shooter kid.

In all high schools? Is there an actual area?

>That pussy stank when you wake up the morning after raw-dogging your girl and she didn't clean your cum out the night before

>Best ass
>Kill yourself because of this somehow?

Women are a meme.

Maybe back in fuckin..... 1996? But this is 2017 this banter is usually reserved for social media

It sends multiple messages. Marcus literally criticizes the entire thing in the costume contest episode.

He says it's shitty to just blame people like that and then leave to take away any responsibility.

Cool, didn't realize Sheri and Skye were on the list.

Yep.

Yeah. Back when I was in college 10 years ago they had them. They were supposed to be places you could go to talk to someone if you felt bullied or threatened or whatever now "safe space" has been ruined by SJWs and are now just echo chambers for left-leaning opinions.

I went in 2004-2008 and I don't think we had them. Or at least not that I saw. Maybe it was like you said and I just didn't know it was offered.

>Large part of greek and western literature as a whole involves countless stories of suicide
>People freak out about one more tv show about it

Welcome to your tape Sup Forums.

They don't teach Romeo and Juliet or The Aeneid in schools any more. Too triggering.

>They don't teach Romeo and Juliet or The Aeneid in schools any more.
you fucking with me lad?

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well, they teach the updated version

>Her parents are literally greiving throughout and it's hard to watch. It doesn't make suicide "glamorous"

That's what attention whores want.

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>mfw can read old and early modern english but can't read this

Only the beta orbiter white knight who was the most awkward character and her family really cared about her suicide. If it wasn't for him, there wouldn't even be any story at all.

This is the story about a beta orbiter trying to make justice about the 'evil people' who hurt his non correspondent passion. Don't worry about the fact that more than 9/10 of the drama only happened because of Hanna insistence on getting a jock boy so she could get that juicy sportsman dick and could be one of the famous ones. She never liked Clay like she liked the alfas. In the end, when all went wrong, she choosed to seek human contact with the people who ridiculed her and bullied her, not with clay.

Fuck Clay, you beta fag.

>not 13 inches why

missed opportunity

Sometimes I wonder what Pepe would sound like if he had a voice. Not just the REEEEE's

yeah when i was there (2006-2010) the councilors' office offered something like it, although i don't think they explicitly used the term

>tfw you kill yourself because you tried so hard to be loved by chads
>tfw you can't take the pain when chads keep treating you like shit, and abuse your holes
>tfw you try to have any romance among the same group of people who bully you
>tfw the only decent man who obviously love you try to get some, but his love is worthless because he is a sperg
>tfw even the school rapist attention and some kind words would have weighted 1000x more than beta orbiter words of pure love
>tfw this is really how women think and measure social interaction value
>tfw still sad about her parents aftermath and the suicide scene

Oh shit

>staying in hot tub with rapist
Maybe she did want it.

Kinda like old glue and vinegar

All her struggle and pain came from her desire for chads loves, and becoming a jock queen.

She couldn't help herself, but crave those high status males attention. Clay was just a little low level no skills maggot, so his love wasn't enough.

She needed a WINNER. Not a retarded no attitude, no balls NERD. She needed a strong man...

Jeff was a faggot

Go to the store, buy a lollipop for 60 cents and pay with a dollar. Put the change in a cup then pour some milk in and add about two teaspoons of salt into it.


That's what it smells like

You take that back you piece of shit, you don't talk shit about best boy. TAKE IT BACK

How young are you people? Do you not have fucking guidance councilors?

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NIGGER

He was the incredibly extremely ultra rare "nice chad" basically a freak of nature.

>we are all 20-40 aged men unironically watching a melodramatic teen show just so I can stay up to tune with the memes and discussion

I wouldn't trade it for the world. This is truly living

Woah woah woah fuck you man I'm 19

>calls cops about stop sign
>doesn't call about rape
>gets raped by the rapist she didn't report the next week
She deserved it.

Mate you fucking take that back. Jeff was an angel.

Fucking are you serious Tyler asked to hang out when she only had one fucking friend that she had a strained relationship with and she fucking laughed in his face you stuck up whore stop blaming everyone else Christ you caused more than half of this shit and didn't even attempt to listen to others with solutions fuck

Justin Foley should've been the one who killed himself instead
>poor
>basically homeless
>mom doesnt give a shit
>abusive step dad
>shitty household
Hannah is a basic white bitch

So did Sup Forums confirm that she was half-retarded?

This. Hitting a fucking stop sign is what made her instantly sober? If she felt actually bad about it she could've tried propping up the sign against a tree or on its side standing up so headlights would hit it and let the driver see it. Its not like the wooden shitty stop sign is impossible to move.