Official Sup Forumsercars Adelaide 500 thread: DJR Team Penske butthurt edition

>Winscups resurrects his destroyed car from the dead
>SVG spanks the field to win pole by almost half a second
>Scotty Mac cries foul and gets cucked yet again
>DeSilvestro is "still learnin'"

Race 1 starts in 29 minutes

Stream: motorsport-eu.cf/

Get in here!

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oh hell yeah

First for lowndes sneak

Oh no

T R A C K L I M I T S

>Race stewards tell haters to fuck off
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>Based veteran Lowndes
I'd like to see that.

Keep that pussywagon out of my way or I'm sending it into the wall.

I used to work for GRM, they were 99% done on a deal to sign Reynolds but decided not to because of the whole Pussywagon thing.

Then he signed with a female owner.

racefu claimed

/simona/

Here we go lads!
Fucking pumped.

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Fuck I hope JC has a good race. They've got so much pace now and would be great to see his shitty streak of bad luck end.

kelly ded
SVG down to 3rd by the first corner

rolling for which lap Shane does something stupid

well he did get jumped on the first lap so you're not too wrong

Well I mean that start was pretty stupid

>brand new car
>breaks on the first lap of the season
how will nissan survive???

*record scratch*

what stream u using?
I've got foxtel, but just curious.

its in the op

>01
Yup.

>Cheers bro.

Oddly the broadcast on TV is slightly delayed compared the stream.

wonder if courtney slowed them down enough on the outlap to get svg in front after a pit?

>rove back on tv
Sucks to be normies

Ch.10 pays by the inch.

That's why Denyer gets pushed.

Nice post, have a (You)
Who hits t8 first in the race? For me, it's Hazlewood

SVG punts Simona

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>SVG secures a 15 second lead on the field
Holy shit, dude!

NO

He didn't pit yet

GET HIM DAVEY

real good strategy there lmao

>He didn't pit yet
Got it, thanks, user.

Why doesn't Simona drive faster?

Because nissan

Can't deal with this commentary team. Gonna mute and play posts from here with Microsoft Sam.

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Need a drinking game this year for how many times Skaiffy screams "he's in the wall!!!".

I'll have liver failure within a month.

Wasn't the car in front supposed spin?

>take a sip of midstrength every time Crompo stops mid-sentence to think about what he's going to say
>die from alcohol poisoning on lap 30

New splitters :^)

love fuel tank lessons

teaching aussies aftereffects was a mistake

>LARKO EXPLAIN IT
>Tires lost grip.
He knows his stuff.

>reddit
>whincup

Meh...I like that shit.

Beep bep

inb4 reynolds PLP for whincup turning in on him

>no further action
RUBBIN'S RACIN' FAGGOTS!

im surprised honestly

Golding (he's a barely literate faggot)

ahaahha

>mostert in charge of parallel parking

Saw him hit the wall at t6 Sandown a couple years ago, here's hoping for a repeat

Yup. They're usually pretty fucking anal.

>debris

DEE BREE

PERCAT STICKY THROTTLE
HUGH JUAN SOON

Anytime someone posts >debris I think of bill Paxton in twister

cawshun

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PUT IT OUT

man, two car lengths gets longer and longer every year

Thanks splitter

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

H A P P E N I N G

>SAFETY CARS BREED SAFETY CARS

ahahaha clown show

What the fuck just happened?

spaghetti everywhere

Golding is an absolute fuckwit for not just putting her into the escape road.

CAWSHUN BREED CAWSHUN

good driving everyone

WHO HIT SIMONA

lmao this Golding guy is fucking up at every opportunity

>incompressibles on skateboards
where are the gojacks?

Lmao Blanchard, the leap person

Oh come on

rip blanchard

god fucking dammit. I want this fucking race to finish already so I can to the pub.

It's easier to rotate the car on the jacks.

she's a good girl, dindu nuffin wrong

/our girl/

my girl is Reynolds' wife

>streetsweeper

>pussywagon: 1
>Blanchard: 0

One more safety cat and i'm going to sleep

my girl is john bowe's

The streetsweeper is the only way Golding should be on track.

i wish i had been able to get a gif of the crowd

Based Bowe

>safety cat
also it's only 15 laps to go m8

It's 3:30 am here

Hang in there m8, big finish possible

>one more SC and we're time certain
>might even finish under SC

Optimism is all I have

is that the guy who was coaching her when she was 15?

yep