Star Trek

>blocks your path

is this the physical manifestation of Sup Forums?

Rank the series.

DS9 > TNG = TOS Films > VOY > TOS >>>>>>>> ENT

>Ranking anything above TNG

TNG=DS9>TOS>VOY>ENT

Couldn't find a Star Trek image that ties in with Baneposting, huh?

Best Voyager episode: GO

DS9 > TOS > TNG > VOY > ENT

*cockblocks your path

TNG = TOS >DS9 >VOY>ENT

*mines your path*

Unironically Tuvix

I love The Killing Game

What are your favorite non-Federation starships?

I really love the Cardassian Galor, and the Bird-of-Prey. Breen ships are pretty cool too.

I'm in season 5 of DS9, but I really just want that Cardassian who was guilty and changed his face back:

"What you call genocide, I call a good day's work!"

I mean, what a fucking gangster.

Don't worry there's some great Cardassian stuff coming up. Seasons 5 - 7 are the best part imo.

post Pt2

-made a fixed list of 10 standard ship positions (captain, 1st officer, helm, operations, security, science, doctor, engineer, counceler, recreation)
-> I left out the position of communications and Ambasador, as few series have those.
-I added to this a list for each serie of 4 extra characters, 4 main enemy's/races, 1 special person and 1 main antagonist.
-for each of 5 series I tried to fill in each position the best and realistic possible.

That gave this :

TOS
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Captain : Kirk
1st Officer : Number One
Chief Engineer : Scotty
Doctor : Bones
Security : Chekov
Helm : Sulu
Operations : Uhura
Science : Spock
Councelor : ?
Recreation : ?
Extra 1 : Janice
Extra 2 : Sarek
Extra 3 : Pike
Extra 4 : Chapel
Main Badguy : Khan
Enemy 1 : Klingons
Enemy 2 : Romulans
Enemy 3 : Computers (of various types)
Enemy 4 : ?
Interesting Person : god (at the center of the universe) /adonais

TNG
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Captain : Picard
1st Officer : Riker
Chief Engineer : Geordi
Doctor : Crusher/Pulaski
Security : Tasha/Worf
Helm : Ro Laren
Operations : Data
Science : ?
Councelor : Deanna
Recreation : Guinan
Extra 1 : O'Brian
Extra 2 : Ogawa
Extra 3 : Lwaxana
Extra 4 : Barclay
Main Badguy : Lore
Enemy 1 : Borg
Enemy 2 : Romulans
Enemy 3 : Diplomacy (of various types)
Enemy 4 : ?
Interesting Person : Q


VOY
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Captain : Janeway
1st Officer : chakotay
Chief Engineer : Torres
Doctor : The Doctor
Security : Tuvok
Helm : Paris
Operations : Kim
Science : Seven of 9
Councelor : ?
Recreation : Neelix
Extra 1 : Kes
Extra 2 : Icheb
Extra 3 : Seska
Extra 4 : Naomi
Main Badguy : Borg Queen
Enemy 1 : Kazon
Enemy 2 : Borg
Enemy 3 : Vidians
Enemy 4 : Species 8472
Interesting Person : The Caretaker

1/

DS9
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Captain : Sisko
1st Officer : Kira
Chief Engineer : ?
Doctor : Bashir
Security : Odo
Helm : Worf
Operations : O'Brian
Science : Jadzia
Councelor : Ezri
Recreation : Quark
Extra 1 : Weyoun
Extra 2 : Nog
Extra 3 : Gowron
Extra 4 : Jake
Main Badguy : Gul Dukat
Enemy 1 : Cardassians
Enemy 2 : Changelings
Enemy 3 : Vorta
Enemy 4 : Jem'Hadar
Interesting Person : The Profeths

STE
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Captain : Archer
1st Officer : ?
Chief Engineer : Trip
Doctor : Phlox
Security : Reed/Hayes
Helm : Mayweather
Operations : Sato
Science : T'Pol
Councelor : ?
Recreation : Chef
Extra 1 : Soval
Extra 2 : Degra
Extra 3 : Shran
Extra 4 : Silik
Main Badguy : Dolim
Enemy 1 : Xindi (5 races in 1)
Enemy 2 : Andorians
Enemy 3 : Sulliban
Enemy 4 : Sphere builders
Interesting Person : Daniels

2/

Now I need to give points, Method 1 will rank characters per postion best-worse, and give the worse 1 point, the one above that 2, etc.

Captains : Picard < Janeway < Archer < Sisko < Kirk
1st Officer : Chakotay < Riker < Kira < Number one
Chief Engineer : Scotty < Trip < Geordi < Torres
Doctor : Doctor < Phlox < Bashir < Bones < Pulaski
Security : Odo < Tuvok < Reed < Worf(TNG) < Chekov
Helm : Paris < Worf(DS9) < Sulu < Mayweather < Ro
Operations : Data < O'Brian(DS9) < Kim < Sato < Uhura
Science : Spock < T'Pol < 7of9 < Jadzia
Councelor : Deanna < Ezri
Recreation Guinan < Quark < Nelix < Chef

based on these 10

VOY 30
DS9 25
TNG 23
STE 23
TOS 17

Meaning Voyager had the strongest "core crew" on average.

Now I will compensate for the quality of characters and add 0-5 points for each character

Captains : 5 Picard < 3 Janeway < 2 Archer < 2 Sisko < 1 Kirk
1st Officer : 3 Chakotay < 3 Riker < 2 Kira < 0 Number one
Chief Engineer : 5 Scotty < 2 Trip < 2 Geordi < 1 Torres
Doctor : 5 Doctor < 4 Phlox < 3 Bashir < 2 Bones < 1 Pulaski
Security : 4 Odo < 2 Tuvok < 2 Reed < 2 Worf(TNG) < 1 Chekov
Helm : 3 Paris < 3 Worf(DS9) < 1 Sulu < 1 Mayweather < 0 Ro
Operations : 5 Data < 4 O'Brian(DS9) < 1 Kim < 0 Sato < 0 Uhura
Science : 5 Spock < 3 T'Pol < 3 7of9 < 2 Jadzia
Councelor : 3 Deanna < 1 Ezri
Recreation 4 Guinan < 4 Quark < 3 Nelix < 0 Chef

With these corrected Numbers we get :

TNG 25
DS9 25
VOY 24
TOS 15
STE 14

3/

I'm struggling through s1 of tng again and am really looking forward to this episode.

So corrected for how much each character is apreciated, TNG, VOY and DS9 score even, but STE and TOS score a lot lower.

And now with the other 10 factors :

Now ranking the extra's and special people
Kes - Shran - Weyoun - O'brian(TNG) - Pike
Soval - Barclay - Gowron - Seska - Sarek
Silik - Lwaxana - Icheb - Jake - Janice
Nog - Degra - Naomi - Ogawa - Chapel
Gul Dukat < Borg Queen < Lore < Khan < Dolim
Borg(VOY) < Borg(TNG) < Xindi < Jem'Hadar < Klingons
Andorians < Cardassians < Diplomacy < Kazon < Computers
Sulliban < Vorta < Romulans (TNG) < Vidians < Romulans (TOS)
Changelings < Spiecies 8462 < Sphere builders
Q < Daniels < The Profeths < The caretaker < god

STE 37
DS9 34
TNG 30
VOY 30
TOS 10

here it is clear STE scores very well, what it lacks in it's core team, it makes up in interesting side characters, antagonists and storyarcs, TOS scores HORRIBLE in this regard.

Makes the total unbiasad score :

STE 60
VOY 60
DS9 59
TNG 53
TOS 27

All good, with STE and VOY as the best series, but TOS is utter crap.

And now the last 10 weighted for quality :

4 Kes - 4 Shran - 4 Weyoun - 2 O'brian(TNG) - 1 Pike
3 Soval - 2 Barclay - 2 Gowron - 1 Seska - 0 Sarek
3 Silik - 2 Lwaxana - 2 Icheb - 1 Jake - 0 Janice
2 Nog - 2 Degra - 1 Naomi - 0 Ogawa - 0 Chapel
4 Gul Dukat < 4 Borg Queen < 3 Lore < 3 Khan < 1 Dolim
4 Borg(VOY) < 4 Borg(TNG) < 3 Xindi < 2 Jem'Hadar < 1 Klingons
4 Andorians < 3 Cardassians < 2 Diplomacy < 2 Kazon < 0 Computers
3 Sulliban < 3 Vorta < 3 Romulans (TNG) < 2 Vidians < 1 Romulans (TOS)
3 Changelings < 2 Spiecies 8462 < 1 Sphere builders
5 Q < 3 Daniels < 1 The Profeths < 1 The caretaker < 0 god

That gives this outcome :

STE 27
DS9 25
TNG 23
VOY 23
TOS 6

Same order, but TOS sucks even more.

Now both weighted results together :
DS9 50
TNG 48
VOY 47
STE 41
TOS 21

Here DS9, TNG and VOY are clearly the best overal, with STE still good, but TOS utter crap.
-This is objectively ranked all.
4/4

Wait till the very end. Conspiracy is fucking crazy.

are you ok dude?

whos the thicc redhead and is there porn of her thanks

These posts are terrible, please delete them.

Also, it looks like you're using < when you meant to use >.

Yes, Reddit remains sunny and lighthearted by shedding off its skin of evil, which is Sup Forums.

Neelix: not even once.

God dammit I hate season 1 so much. Even the sets look like garbage.

Spot on

That analogy doesn't work because this site is much older than the other one.

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>he sees time as a linear concept

nothing's worse than yar's shrill abrasive yelling though

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>much older
2 years.

what the fuck I thought reddit was a 2013-14 thing

Its sad that rape gangs and ipads are all that TNG predicted correctly.

Reddit is just nu-Fark. There was always a moderated aggregator.

me2pal

It only got popular after digg imploded.

No, it existed long before you opened up your account.

what account?

The one where you have a special badge and moderator status on /mlp

what did he mean by this?

He called you a barneyfag, user. You're not gonna let that slide, are you?

Reddit's down the hall buddy, just past the skateboarders.

We still haven't gotten to WWIII yet. Give it time.

What does France have to do with this?

>buddy

Day of the Leaf is coming soon.

so now I am a redditor despite not even knowing when reddit was founded?

I appreciate all the factors being indexed so that I could rank them in my head.

Ledditors olways pretend they are someone else/false flag/use newspeak so yeah, we know who you are.

Digg was the hipper version of Fark, which got insufferable when Bush took office. It blew up, and Reddit is its millennial normie successor, except it's where comedy goes to die.

You didn't know when Sup Forums was founded, yet here you are.

fuck, i meant day of the rake

>when someone that has probably been here less than you accuses you of being a redditor

>Reddit was founded in 2005
>you think Sup Forums is "much older"
So, what, you thought Sup Forums is from the nineties? Get outta here, kid.

>you irl

>Voyager had the strongest "core crew" on average.

please stop

>tfw these two retards are trying to save face on an anonymous bosnian fingerbox-collecting board.
>tfw they derailed the thread arguing about who's the redditest
Get a room, faggots.

this.
nwo needs a little more time for china to make its move.

>tfw no Eugenics wars in the 90's where india becomes a superpower

I am not the one that said that Sup Forums was much older, I was just surprised at discovering Reddit's funding date

dude I wish I had that hair still

>WWIII troopers have a symbol with an upside down triangle superimposed over another with an eye in the center

Why haven't I noticed this before? Am I breaking my conditioning of seeing TNG as the greatest Trek?

You didn't know yet about the Triforce when you watched it for the first time.

No, I mean the symbolism evaded me for whatever reason and I'm usually keen on those type of subliminals in media so I just feel like I've been had in some way.

The symbolism is simple. It represents Courage, Wisdom and Power. Only a person possessing all three traits in equal balance is worthy and capable of wielding its awesome might.

what are you talking about? i dont see anything.

I wonder what social issues the upcoming Star Trek series will touch on.

I wonder if there will be an episode about the moral righteousness of open relationships and cuckolding.

I believe it stands for something Judaic, could be wrong.

>all seeing eye
>equilateral triangle underneath upside down triangle

Come on, don't bullshit me.

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Gender changing aliens and/or gender changing virus. We will get alternate gender versions of main characters.

Eyes inside triangles are masonic.

Space Trump.

sorry, only feet

>The Cardassians build a spacewall

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Right, because Bajorans are stepping over each other trying to get into Cardassia.

They hate them to their core and jihad them just to get them the fuck out of their system.

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Bajor isn't paying in Latinum, it's paying in blood.

>it's a stinky space hag episode

And why was this series not cancelled?

this place used to be good before it was a general

what's goin' on here?

What the frag did you just fragging say to me, you little flatnose? I’ll have you know I survived The Occupation with my cell in the Bajoran Resistance, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Cardassian Union, and I have over 300 confirmed disintegrations. I am trained in mugatu warfare and I’m the top phaser sniper in the entire Bajoran Militia. You are nothing to me but just another holotarget. I will wipe you the frell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my zarking words. You think you can get away with saying that dren to me over Fed comms? Think again, yotz. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Section 31 spies across the Federation and your subspace signal is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, slimedevil. The plasma storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re smegging dead, kid. I can transport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over forty-seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Starfleet's Tactical Command and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable mik'ta off the face of the quadrant, you little bloodworm. If only you could have known what uncelestial retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your rutting tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you tanjing veruul. I will felgercarb fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re frakking dead, youngling.

>implying Trump isn't a Ferengi

shamefur dispray

The Ferengi are actually good at business.

One thing that comes across my mind when rewatching TNG and even DS9 is that these shows didn't assume the audience was stupid. The writers attempted to be thought provoking and entertaining. Shows now don't seem to appeal to the mind in the way that these did. I have hopes for the new series, but I hope they retain at least a little of Roddenberry's original vision...

Jesus just what I was thinking this user has issues. Not just this autism but that captain ranking has me honestly scared for him.

Death Wish was pretty good

dis one

It's ok man, trek is his outlet you know, like varieties of weed and bong types for the dude. man. you know?

>Data is an unmatchable technological marvel because he's a fully sentient artificial intelligence
>TNG goes on and on about how no known species can currently create sentient AI

>In Voyager, they just leave the regular medical hologram on for a few weeks and it develops sentience and emotions

Do they just not test holographic technology in the Star Trek universe? Did they seriously never just leave one on for a long period and watch what happened?

IIRC the doctor was different because of his biogel packs

Data is a computer the size of a human.

Doc is a computer the size of a starship.

TOS > TNG > DS9 > ENT > TAS > VOY

Not to mention that all you literally need to do is tell the holodeck, "Create an opponent who can outsmart Data and loosen up the safety protocols," and the result can potentially cost you your flagship.

And the Federation are such retards that instead of deleting the program they just put him in cyber-Guantanamo and let him fester resentment against them for years.

>defect and become a traitor to your people
>it was all based on a lie to test your loyalty
>you failed your family and your people for nothing
was he a cuck?

Why did they have to add ridges? The whole point of the Romulans is that they're basically just angry Vulcans. If you showed this makeup design to someone who's never seen Star Trek before they'd assume it was for a different species.

probably to make them look more sinister.