SEISMIC ACTIVITY DETECTED IN YELLOWSTONE, IT'S HAPPENING

cnn.com/2016/07/20/breaking/seismic-activity-detected-at-Yellowstone-Caldera/index.html

BURGERBROS AND LEAFS OUT WEST PREPARE FOR THE WORST

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=1_PhAerGcPw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

A

...

FAKE LINK

SAGE AND REPORT

FUCKING

somebody said this would happen yesterday
said it was haarp related

It happens all the time.

Fake link and gay.

Old Faithful just erupted! It's happening!!!!!11

Garbage

kek, pls send in big boom

thy will be done

cleanse this fucking shithole

>little tremors occurring on the earth
>HABBENING :DDDDDD DD

We have those every single day in California, go back to bed you syrup nigger.

Los Angeles here.

Prepare the bug out bags boys.

Goodbye trump :)


Hello emergency powers obama

if it ever does blow it will be the happening of all happenings, so much so we'd all probably die and they'd be no happening thread, so everyone panic now and act like its happening

>live in Los Angeles
good bye forever flyover shits

>>live in Los Angeles
NOT ALLOWED TO POST BASED JORDAN

VOLCANO

Theoretically if it blows won't most of Earth die from the ash affecting the atmosphere? I forget the specifics.

>living next to the fault when yellowstone goes kaboom
goodbye friend

...

>alabama reporting in

WHEW im safe guys

>tfw live in instant death zone in Denver

I'm trying to figure out what I want my death pose immortalized in ash to be. Thinking of dying with cock in hand.

if yellowstone blew up the atmosphere would be blotted out with enough dust to end humanity
its not like its going to only destroy the US

WHERE ARE THE MODS

HIRE MODS FROM Sup Forums NOT THE OTHER KEKED BOARDS

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nice proxy bro. This is 17-D Merchant Chess to get us range banned

the united states will be uninhabitable for a good 100+ years, but humanity will probably still make it.

Volcanoes only erupt in 3rd world hellholes, not top tier countries.

top lol good sir

calm down, this happens all the time.

Real happening:

CAPTCHA: 187

I knew it was da joos all along.

It was only a matter of time. Good luck Sup Forumsros

>tfw flying east to west coast this weekend
Show me the plume kek

This is why we shouldn't take refugees

Not unless man out there creates a machine that filters the smoke and ash from the air to make skies pure again. Surely there are ways to absorb clouds and clean them.

>Yellowstone has more frequent tremors during Trump presidency
>Build kinetic space rod
>Hope it pops it like a water ballon
>Pop successful
>Trump hailed as the savior of earth
>Stone monument constructed in honor
>Europe goes full right wing
>Golden age for 777 years across the west

>Hillary is president
>Makes everyone pray to Allah for the volcano to stop
>Unsuccessful, as Yellowstone is redpilled
>Erupts
>Fucks over the world with acidic rain
>6 billion die
>Those who live are ironically all white right winged nationalists because the dindus and shitskins ignored the warnings
>America is being reconstructed
>Europe becomes as cold as Russia, mudslimes die off
>Brits used to the cold
>Slavs freeze because of the fields used for Vodka die from acidic rain
>Asians get imperialized by New Empire of Japan
>Australia uncucks itself and becomes world superpower

without US corperations single handedly holding back the entirety of humanity such a machine would easily be developed and built

to any of you faggots who actaully care, we will have a 6 month to 10 year warning prior to when yellowstone erupts, due to the lower cavern filling up with maga

Any screencaps?

If double digits usa will be destroyed

>life just outside of the affected zones in commiefornia
>LA gets decimated
>SF is spared to see the eventual butthurt of California turning red
Please Yellowstone...

Can't we drill holes to other corners of the country,especially the west to decrease the pressure?

>tfw I live in PA

Stay safe fellow burgers

Fake and gay

Holy shit we have been getting doses of MAGA since Trump started running...


fuck I am going to get ashed

what if no one tells us the lower cavern is filling up? how the fuck would anyone know without govt data?

too soon?

>American """""'"""""education""""""""""""

you fucking dumb leaf nig theres thousands of earthquakes in yellowstone everyday nothing out of the ordinary at all.

Ted Cruz did it

Lol stay mad at our superiority americuck
Pic related: My gf

california is just getting covered in ash it's not getting decimated not only that but also this volcano will never erupt in your lifetime.

>mfw I posted this pic on another thread an hour ago

It's always a leaf

We shoulda listened

Animeme memers leave

only the 13 colonies are spared hahahahaha

>remain calm

Lol keep shitposting leaf cuck
Pic related: Me

That man ass and man thighs.

somebody says that everyday

youtube.com/watch?v=1_PhAerGcPw
Post happening waifus

>There is no evidence that a catastrophic eruption at Yellowstone National Park (YNP) is imminent. Current geologic activity at Yellowstone has remained relatively constant since earth scientists first started monitoring some 30 years ago. Though another caldera-forming eruption is theoretically possible, it is very unlikely to occur in the next thousand or even 10,000 years. Scientists have also found no indication of an imminent smaller eruption of lava.

Lol, you mean quality posting. All American posters should be instantly banned and this board would be 10000% better

I'm excited to attempt survival in the ash cover zone.

It's geologic time, even an educated guess has a margin of error of several millennia. Yellowstone could erupt tomorrow or a million years from now or never again. All that matters is that the blood sacrifices continue and we keep the volcano god pleased with our meager existence.

CAN CONFIRM

check em it blows
praise kek

there is nothing wrong with being an active supervolcano

MUH DIIK!
U
H

D
I
I
K
!

Surrey here, i embrace my possible certain death

WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP

I like you.

Please erupt. I can't live anymore. Just melt my shit up senpai.

[Intelligence]Obviously Trump is the best choice.

I wouldn't mind Hillary being president if it means Australia becoming a superpower

You know you've been on /pol too long when you read it as 'Semitic Activity'

>slavs freeze
we use vodka to cool down, not to warm up
you don't know squat

I-it'll happen this time!

Well shit I was supposed to vacation there DDDDDDDDDD--: