/hoc/

...

I WILL marry into the Crosby bloodline.
Pros:
1.Kid will probably be elite hockey player
2. Potential free pens season tickets
3. Greencard
4. Gf

Cons:
1. Will only think of Sid will having sex

FIRST for 2020

håkki :D

>go to Crosby's house for Thanksgiving dinner
>Sid asks me to pass the potatoes
>As I pass it to him he falls out of his chair clutching his knee and rolling
>get assessed a game misconduct and ejected from dinner

> cons

...

>two minutes for hooking
>get traded next day

>tfw the Cole Harbour boys will never double team you and offer some extra gravy on your poutine doughnuts if you get what I mean

WTF ARE YOU DOING VEGAS???

>Tony romo being siren sounder last night

I didnt think I could love the canes even more

Anyone else super comfy right now?

I’d be comfier if >my team could win a game

>Cons: 1. Will only think of Sid will having sex
um

vegas will lose 10 in a row

Are your friends/family into hockey or is it just you user?

dad is a huge broons fan
mom and sister not so much

gf and I are both season ticket holders for local hockey team (Vienna Capitals)
Dad is a fan of one of their biggest rivals
Best friend also Season ticket holder

BASED

sounds like a shakespearean play in the works

i wish i had your life

>7-2
>7-1
What's the matter mild, can't handle the altitude?

no cucking, love-triangle or family feuds here
sorry m8

dont forget to add they also lost against the sparkledogs

Wait you mean watching Japanese cartoons doesn't lead to happiness and fulfilment

ah it's nice but it also has his downsides from time to time

Yours can't be bad though, you sure got a nice one too
Or are you a fan of a team getting BTFO regularly?

i'm still waiting

no im a fan of the NFL so i have to spend the offseason invading other sports' threads

laughing SO HARD at the minnesota wild

Fuck off

thats always how they start

Is everyone hungover or what

how much would YOU pay the mystery man?

A bag of used pucks and a tenner

A fucking leaf

I know I am

>the selection of tonights early games

I would pay nothing for Parise

He also met and touched bulju. I wish I were him so bad...

>he doesn’t love the Lightning

then try to get into other sports
be open minded, I was the same years ago
Hockey only, then opened up to NFL, might gonna try MLB next to fill the summer hole

>he doesn't like to see the Stars BTFO the blues
Step up Finland

>the state of minnesoyta

I not only do not love tranpa bay, i loathe them

>mfw all of /hoc/ supports us when we face the real bad guys in the ploffs again

Wrong image reee

now post yfw you realize you are the bad guys

>less than 15 games left in the season

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I really don't understand Catholicism

>bad guys for cheeky shitposting when there are the bruins, leafs and penguins in the east
yeah nah you’re just thin skinned buddy

Do you know how to count dumbass?

pongs are the good guys. they have /ourguy/ bill kessel

Wrong twice

Tbh

>mad
>at bill

well true desu

bill is /our guy/ but the pongs are BAD

he is the only one with a ring in that room
what does that say about try harding?

tbf I don’t dislike kessel, though the league should have stepped in and stopped the trade from the leafs like the nba did with a Chris Paul trade one time, but crosby can fuck off

Just had coffee + breakfast. Gonna go for a jog and then wait for hockey.

Just give the preds the cup already

>needing ot to beat vaughcouver

nah tranpa is the bad guys faggot
the only good guy on the team is based stammer, all the other manlets and euros are trash

fuck these fucking late games, whoever does the scheduling should be locked in a watertight box and dumped into a deep ocean trench

>watertight box
so you want him to live?

Your losing to the jests in round 2 this year. You missed your chance last year.

did you miss the part about the ocean trench?

Watchlist for today:
Flyers @ Bolts
The 3rd period of Blues @ Stars
Habs @ Bruins
Leafs @ Caps (based outdoor game)
This is taking into account that a game lasts for roughly 3 hrs in total
Roughly 10 hours straight of amazing, high lvl hockey
Fantastic Saturday
We'll be blessed with the wisdom of the Don too

Good guys:
Philly
Pitt
Toronto
Nashville
Winnipeg
Dallas
Florida
Colorado

Bad guys
Tranpa
Washiton
Bombston
Poo Jewsy
Pedosota

any new dahlin highlight videos?

excellent post

only toronno is wrong

not so fast

I'm new, how should i go about picking a team? One with the Finn(s) closest to my zip code? Or the state i identify the most with? Am i destined for Minnesota wild ?

>picking a team
I just root for the finnish players

>doesn't watch rags @ oilels for memes
weak bruh

wait till Seattle gets the expansion franchise so you can be a >lifelong

>tfw only SHIT teams playing early games today

JETS
E
T
S

Souds good.

it's already decided he will play for the oilers
they are playing a game in sweden next season, for what other reason would they choose that team

>jest
>national bredateurs

minnesota mild are no longer our guys

Yes, Wild are /ourguys/

Good guys:
Pitt
Toronto
Nashville
Winnipeg
Dallas
Florida
Colorado
Tranpa
Washiton
Bombston
Poo Jewsy
Pedosota

Eternal bad guys who will never EVER be good guys:
negroedelphia

I subbort da binnish :DDDDD

predict the year Minnesota Wild wins it all

>Good Guys
>Toronto
Fantastic posts!
Flyers @ Bolts is the earliest game, starting in 1½ hrs
Blues @ Stars is a meme game
Habs @ Bruins is an amazing matchup to watch
Leafs @ Caps; based Leafs is a MUST to watch

2032 Minnesota Wild will have relocated to Helsinki and they will go by Helsinki Hellbears and then they win the Stanley cup of the successor of NHL, the Atlantic Hockey League

Do you understand how breathing works?

2018 lad
Just need a ticket to the dance

who watching college hockey tonight?
>tfw going to the game

Your dad has good taste

*wins Hart Memorial trophy*

>minnesota
>finland

seems legit

t. tranny lover

don't worry chicago blackhawks will be relocated to malmö

Your dad tastes good

and like everything sweden has created, finns infiltrated and became ingrained in its culture

>watching the game/asskicking last night
>"you got veterans like MacKinnon..."
>4 years younger than me
JUST

Your team must have at least 3 finns on it or you yourself must be Finnish to post ITT

...

>billy Herrington died today


Press F

You're 30 you fucking loser
Don't @ me again

F to big brother

Wearing shoes indoors tBh