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Ignore the dirty (read: all) yanks (edition)

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HAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID CUNT HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

I vote that this is the new

preposterous

Wacky Bruce has arrived.

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lol owned

want a lily allen gf

Ol' triple nipple

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there

Before I post on /brit/ I take two capsules of Brain Force Plus

any slagman in?

want a sylvanas gf

I need a Brit to train me into the perfect Yank.

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82017908
Hope a drug cartel behead him

gf found the el goblino folder

any lil pump man in?

"user why are you so racist to mixed race people"

gf found the qt feminine traps(but not in a gay way) folder

So many layers to this one

4'11"
Go for it.

>Jamaican

Go for it

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Who are the people on the right

Please someone just put me out of my misery

Fall.
You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These black kangz are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army. We will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every white has been extinguished.
You are strong, white boy, but I am beyond strength. I am the end.

romans and greeks

mexicans

Italians who invented civilization

ppl from the roman empire

The Greeks invented Western civilization though.

they laid the foundation but roman(italian) bulls built it

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>t. Vincent Scuratino

why is /brit/ so slow

Gotta go to work tomorrow

its 5am beto

my last name is Caecilius

wow 3 yous on a row WTF

>start watching rome (the bbc show from a decade ago)
>a few episodes and really enjoying it, recommend it to my older sister
>a few episodes later get to an incest part where an older sister seduces her little brother
>mfw

racism

THE irish DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF WHISKEY
``THE irish ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the irish DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY irish IN ``LATIN ???

*`MICKLOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN irish IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``GUINESS``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE FLAT NOSES LIKE PIGS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE GINGER NIGGERS GOOKS AND HAVE NO SOUL
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES

Hawt

that pasta is shit, you are using the N-WORD

i've never been to australia and never intend to go there but for some reason i love your country so much. There is a video of one of your old PMs necking a beer at a cricket game it's just so banterous. It's just like England without the snobbishness

if you like films about rome i reccomed you watch caligula (it has a young helen mirren naked with bus and all)

the anglo have always portrayed them as negroes

The animals in PNG have just attacked a 6yo for being a witch. Why is Aus's only colony a piece of shit while all British colonies are going gangbusters?

It's been a boring Monday. Anyone else bored?

Screaming

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then why does your pasta call them asians lol

the n-word sounds too horrible, even if you use it against those fucking monsters

it's based on another pasta

ammm yes the pirates are sleeping with their gf's, thats why they do not post right now

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witch is just the primitive term for socially unaccepted woman a.k.a most likely a slut or a drug addict
if the west killed "witches" we would be in a lot better place then we are now

>three posts in a row from three different spanish speaking countries

Appalling

some pirates are having sex with their gf's

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with their sisters, you say?

Lads I think the SSD is dead
Typing this on my phone since my computer gets stuck at the sign in screen

Love learning about the economy. Thanks The Economist.

Can you boot into safemode?

Yes
Can't for the life of me figure out what the fuck is the problem though

thailad what's your opinion on paternal interracial cuckoldry?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Several times
That's how you launch advanced startup

beautiful song
youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY

I doubt it's the SSD, windows 10?
degenerate

What it do shawty

not going to click this link beto mate
thought you should know

Yes
Windows keeps telling it failed to clear the SSD every time I try

Is it Windows 10? Could be fast startup fucking with it. Hold the power button down for 10 seconds then try powering it on again.

Here to announce that normal brit posting will resume in approx ~ 2 hours

The darkness of the night shift and JF dire contribution is coming to an end

Don't know if that's it
The problems started when my computer froze and I tried restarting

feel like making a poo nigger post

your probly a shiah innit

Alri lads shall try to disable fast startup through safe mode

Are you able to get into startup repair?

Perhaps with a boot disc

why do brits have a childrens tsar?

Tried and it told me repair failed.
Will try again after I try turning fast startup off.

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im gonna set my dog on you

do you feel good about that racist thought you just had?

N-no not the sausage dog. Haha

listening to sun kil moon

THE FUCKING (((PARASITE))) IS HERE

Alri, good luck,be back in a bit.

no

>being an anti semite
tut tut beto

Beto is all riled up

On tinder I changed it from girls within 80km to girls within 14km. Now the girls are a lot less wealthy and more relatable.

And I mean a lot less wealthy.

anti-semitic cunt

>Startup Repair county's repair your PC
Going to HEEM the Sheed behind this code

last time someone bullied me he got banned, be careful pedro.

Mad that all countries don’t have walkers crisps (especially the third world which has “”lays”” that you have to endure when you go there on holiday)

Tucking into a packet of roast chicken walkers crisps as we speak. Literally a delicacy

THE germANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF FARTS
``THE germANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the germANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY germANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``GERMANOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN germANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR FRENCH COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``BERLINER WEISSE`` AND ``SAUERKRAUT``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ITALIANS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED REFUGEES/LIBERATORS

People who the government appoints but aren't actually politicians are called Tsars here

why do pirates who contributed positively to this world, tended to hate the jews