Find a flaw

Find a flaw
you literally can't so just talk about the film

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No resolution of the bonus situation.

Sigourney's ass, or lack of, is the only flaw.

It spawned Aliens and other terrible sequels

There is no perfect movie.

Original release deleted the Dallas/egg scene

what? if anything she has TOO MUCH ass

>Starring Hank Hill as Ellen Ripley

The Alien suit.

80% of every shot it was in just looks clumsy and awkward.

Everything else about the movie is amazing.

They didn't include the humans being turned into eggs in the original version

>Find a flaw
>you literally can't

Ash prop head. I know it dried early and it shrinked, but looks so fake and stupid. They could avoid use it.

This scene look cheap compared to the rest of whole movie

Dude her legs join straight onto her back. She has no ass, that's just more leg.

Why didn't they just freeze him?

horror movie logic

looks pretty good to me

I never liked the Ash subplot about his mission to get a xenomorph to his employers. Movie would be much better if it was simply about astronauts stumbling upon an utterly alien lifeform they don't know about

>They didn't include the humans being turned in
to eggs in the original version

Is one of the most stupid and confusing filmed/deleted scene from the original film. Scott just bring it back because it was the most requested one

That is the flattest ass I've ever seen

>confusing

They slam the table/head two times and in both the cut on the transition is awful. Also, the head dont resemble the actor. Scott himself said he dont like that scene but they cant film it again because how shitty the budget was.

>they freeze him
>once on Earth, he's transported into a Weyland-Yutani facility
>the rest of the team fucks off to solve the bonus situation
>Ash gets what he wants, Weyland-Yutani too, the crew doesn't end up dead (except for Kane)

It would literally solve the whole movie

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they only stop there because of the company. they are out of the route. Ash is the one who allow kane in the ship.

>space jockey skeleton's size keeps changing from shot to shot within the same scene
>they are equipped with surgical electric probes yet they waste time making clumsy cattle prods (pic related) before going after the chestburster
>alien doesn't bleed acid (or ANYTHING else, no-acid-for-the-adult faggots) when hit by the harpoon gun
>they have a harpoon gun aboard a space shuttle

Assfags are borderline homos

>>alien doesn't bleed acid (or ANYTHING else, no-acid-for-the-adult faggots) when hit by the harpoon gun

The harpon was shot when the door was opened, so the acid should be suck by the vacuum of the space.

never mind, I suck dicks

watching the scene again there seem to be some intestines spilling out for a couple of frames, thanks for opening my eyes for that, user

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The floor in the med bay magically repairs itself one scene after the facehugger's blood melts a hole through it. Done

nanomachines bro

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They killed off Harry Dean Stanton

Those are some cute little pokies

>the last scene of the alien holding on to the escape ship where it looks like a cheap home movie of a guy in a latex suit

Like they ran out of money or something

I love these old movies for the amazing set work. I just watched 2001 and was so impressed with the sets for a movie made in the 60s. They made a rotating set that cost $700k. Now they do green screen and CGI it's not the same.

True but Dallas didn't know any of that , he as captain had no reason not to do that

Christ that bush is THICC
Would bury nose in/10

Inferior second half

>They didn't include the humans being turned into eggs in the original version
what?? you mean that deleted scene with captain?

The Alien grows to full size after about 10 minutes

what bonus situation

we don't know how much time has passed between the chest bursting and Bretts Death. seems to me several hours.

The special effects are old as the hills and don't hold up too good these days. Only flaw really.
But I the love story, characters, and settings.

Alien is good, but Aliens is better.

they put duct tape on it

>The special effects are old as the hills and don't hold up too good these days.
Michael please

You're thinking of AvP. The Pyramid shifts every 10 minutes. Facehugger impregnation to chestburster is 10 minutes. Chestburster to Adults is 10 minutes or less.

Disagree. Strips away mystery by explaining how the Xenos "breed" and eggs are created.

>first day of film school
>screenwriter teacher asks if we could fix one movie and make it ourselves what would he do
>immeidately speak up say I'd keep Ripley from going back for her cat because it's fucking retarded to worry about a cat in her situation
>room goes silence
>"user, that's literally why the most popular screenwriting book is called 'Save the Cat', it showed the human motherly side of Ripley and helped the audience root for her"
>never went back for a second day of film school

While emotionally resonant, this scene slows the finale. So, IMO fuck this scene let the tension stay at an even pace and keep things theatrical cut.

Christ it's real. That's fucking cringy

Why do you need help to root for her?

That was four years ago.

I'm a waiter now.

It also doesn't fit her characterization. This is the woman who refused to let the contaminated crew member on-board and was proven right.

Your mom spawned aliens

Im going to see the directors cut tomorrow at local movietheater

Why do theaters show the "directors" cut? It's not even Ridley's cut.

Idk, man the scene looks bad in high def maybe.

Back in the day this scene literally terrified people to mental health issues.
My aunt was like 17 and a huge scifi/star trek nerd when this movie came out. She went with her older brother to the movies. And to this day she still can't even talk about alien. She just leaves the room. And she never watched anything else from the franchise.

It's actually pretty funny. She always just nopes the fuck out. Talk about an effective movie

>My aunt was like 17 and a huge scifi/star trek nerd when this movie came out. She went with her older brother to the movies. And to this day she still can't even talk about alien. She just leaves the room. And she never watched anything else from the franchise.

She was traumatized by her brother raping her that night, not by a movie you retard.

do your parents know you talk like that on the internet?

I might have to have a uncomfortable phone talk with you mother user, you seem to have a severe incest porn addiction plus some violent fantasies about hurting and degrading women. I fear they have to keep you away from your sister

Eh.

Nice try.

It's old.

Same as Prometheus, same as the upcoming Covenant. Retards looking into egg like things that are clearly dangerous. Every movie that features that is automatically shit because nobody older than five is that fucking retarded.

steve irwin

Second half was meh.

And the effects aged horribly: especially when the just-born alien "walked" over the table.

First half is kino though.

oh snap

thanks for posting what I was talking about in Talk about immersion breaking.

This part was a little on the silly side though.

you have to go back

>tgfw local cinema is showing this tomorrow
hyped

there was loli tits in alien 3

>Kino buzzwordfag is wrong
Every time

The whole point is they're just blue collar workers in space, they do stupid shit like that. They're not scientists or marines or Jedi.

Pretty hot for someone who used to be a dude desu

>Idk, man the scene looks bad in high def maybe.
Implying a print of a film isn't just as hi def or even moreso than a blu ray?

the mastering

You pleb, they wrote a fucking book about that scene and how it established the xeno as a genuine threat to the other actors with its superior acting ability.

>fake and stupid
Well he was an android, meaning he was a fake human, and he was stupid because he failed his mission. Everything checks out.

>tfw you genuinely like all 4 alien movies

What if Ash was the protagonist? With his point of view?

No way dude, me 2.
Tomorrow on April 26, the cinema shows Alien.

Funny, all they do is desperately trying to find a flaw.
Sup Forums literally does not know how to talk positive about anything.
I want more space movies , doesn't matter genre as long as it is trying to be SCIENCE fiction.

It loses momentum after Dallas dies. I always turn it off right after.

Where are you guys going? Either of you heading to the Lighthouse?

>Op ask Sup Forums to find a flaw
>Flaws are pointed out
>WOOOOW WHY SO NEGATIVE Sup Forums?!?!?!

Theatrical cut is superior even Ridley says so.

How?

>Yes they clearly would've expected fucking alien spiders with impregnation fetishes to jump out of fucking egg sacs and attach to their faces

That's why the director's cut is shit, it shows more of the Alien thus ruining the creepiness of it.

This

>Aliens is better

You mean the one that turned Alien into an action movie where a single bullet can kill them?
It was a decent movie but it's nowhere near Alien.

The special effects are good. I think the final scene with the xenomorph and ash's head are the only things that are even a little dated
>Aliens is better
lolno

The awful cheesy jazz hands air duct reveal/jump scare.

they were using high powered rifles, with explosive shell casings

Really reminds me of homosexual rape desu

They didnt kill him the second he came outta chest. It grew 3 meters out of thin air. All kills but first one happen off screen. Alien doesnt hear Ripley making loud noises while sleeping in the wall.

OP here, still waiting for an actual flaw and.not some imdb goofs-teir bullshit. I guess nobody read the just talk about the film part

I came here to post this. Not the head itself but the cut between the actor and the dummy is beyond excusable. Still my favorite series but you said that one flaw didn't exist. youtube.com/watch?v=1Z5sX4qC5HE

Listen to the commentary track on the DC from scott. He outright says the theatrical edition is the definitive cut of the movie, but he included the DC just to give fans an idea of what didn't make the cut.
I highly recommend listening to his commentary btw. Super informative about the filmmaking process. He also says he personally counted the Xeno's screen time in frames, and did his best to cut out everything he could so it would almost attack you on a subliminal level.

He's very much alive

>He's very much alive
He's literally the walking dead at this point. Please RIP in peace HDS.

>Find a flaw

It made Prometheus happen.