Americans to finally celebrate Easter

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Hmm?

>Ferrero recruited a team of engineers to modify the Kinder Egg to make it compliant with US safety regulations.

WE CAN FINALLY SEE WHATS INSIDE

YEEEEEEEEEES

America is an enormous candy market and every major chocolateer is attempting to cater to them. Ferrero is tired of lindt's chokehold over import chocolate sales.

it's just stupid chocolate holy shit

>American engineering

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>The American version of the eggs, which will be called “Kinder Joy,” will be a little different than the ones you’ll find overseas, as they will have two halves — one with pure chocolate, one with a toy, the company said in a press release.
NO NO NO NO NO

Our Surprise Bags are superior to your fucking Yuro Eggs in every way

>a fucking bag

> "Wow! What's the surprise, daddy?"
> "Well Lucy, you get a shitty bag instead of a delicious chocolate egg."

looks terrible

WTF, we've had Kinder Joy for years, this is a scam.

>not wonder ball

now that doesn't sound quite right

Wow the jews aren't even trying to hide white genocide anymore

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>Americans

So they removed the toy inside?

this is what poorfags from the jungle actually believe

what, I've been eating these for over 15 years

Reported to the FBI

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