Is this the correct way to compare?

Is this the correct way to compare?

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>me on the right

Compare what? Be more clear with your shitporn threads.

>young fidel.jpg

What does a penis taste and feel like when you're sucking on it?

Like a bag of sand

A body temperature hot dog covered in slightly salted spit

those are some nice looking cocks, nohomo

A clean penis is flavorless or tastes like skin basically. They're surprisingly hard and kind of silky in texture. Honestly, I'm not into buttfucking, but sucking dicks is a lot of fun. It's no surprise so many "straight" guys suck off other dudes. I wish society was more supportive of this, like the way they are when girls kiss each other.

Not even remotely. You should taste test them separately, rinsing your mouth out between tests. Each penis has its own distinct flavor, and like wine, has descriptive words that help cocksuckers decide which penis they might prefer; woody, buttery, earthy, et cetera.

Your welcome.

I've eaten about a half-dozen clams and sucked two dicks, I gotta say the dicks were best, whereas eating pussy can be a little exhausting, even chore-like. Though the ladies in general gave a better performance.

Lel. This is unironically the funniest thread on Sup Forums. What went right?

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Faggots are funny

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Get a load of this thick cock right here:

>penis aesthetics
Makes you wonder why were all the penises in the Renaissance so boring.

Where are all the paintings with big hard cocks.

It was considered vulgar and still should be

gross

can you please post some girls (female) sucking cocks instead

I have a really good looking dick but it's only 6 inches hard and it has bumps on the bottom that look like an STD even though I've never had sex.

What do I do to make sure my aesthetic cock is not wasted? I need suggestions get rid of the weird bumps and make it slightly bigger.

What did he mean by this?

Why do dicks look so delicious?
I have never sucked one, just looks so delicious

>vulgar
that's now how you spell patrician

It feels hard (obviously) but for reference, if you've ever eaten pussy and assuming both the dick and pussy are clean and not funky, they both taste the same. From experience of course, but just as a reminder, you already know what cock tastes like.

That's correct, because it's not "patrician", it's vulgar garbage

You probably have an oral fixation

Embrace it, find a fag and suck his dick.

>Renaissance
Because Christianity dominated Europe during that time. Most religions before that worship hard cocks.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus

This, but bbc only

I got a nice thick cock so I'm told. But I have these weird circle like dots on the head of my Dick. Always been there but it looks like someone put a cigarette out on my dickhead.

>hard penis is vulgar garbage
sounds like someone has a repressed sexuality

big hard dicks look amazing, i don't give a fuck what some ivory tower snob thinks.

I'm black so I'm actually okay with you responding to my post

>I don't give a fuck what some Ivory tower snob says
And that's why your fatass will never leave the basement, keep watching your shota and fapping to traps while trying to convince people you're not gay

I dont like men. Im fully attracted to tits and beautiful faces and long hair and big butts etc.

I would blow a tranny but they look like ghouls in real life

Why are gay threads on Sup Forums so comfy?