WHEN I LOOK AT YOU
OH I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL
/brit/
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try work not rape you dumb nigger ape
Always funny when Alan tries to make friends with the nonce
We're already good friends (online) thailad and I, dumb yank.
Love this fucking album
HAHAHAHAHA another mexican is posting here
REST IN PEACE
cold out, tired, don't want to go to toil. very unhappy with this turn of events.
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Another post sabotaged by an idiot posting a new at 250.
On May 8, 1945, in Berlin, representatives of the German High Command signed the instrument of unconditional surrender of the German armed forces.
The Great Patriotic War which the Soviet people waged against the German-fascist invaders is victoriously concluded. Germany is utterly routed.
Comrades, Red Army men, Red Navy men, sergeants, petty officers, officers of the army and navy, generals, admirals and marshals, I congratulate you upon the victorious termination of the Great Patriotic War.
To mark complete victory over Germany, to-day, May 9, the day of victory, at 22.00 hours (Moscow time), the capital of our Motherland, Moscow, on behalf of the Motherland, shall salute the gallant troops of the Red Army, the ships and units of the Navy, which have won this brilliant victory, by firing thirty artillery salvoes from one thousand guns.
Eternal glory to the heroes who fell in the fighting for the freedom and independence of our Motherland!
Long live the victorious Red Army and Navy!
;_;7
I don't know exactly, I could hazard a guess that she may be looking for some financial support somewhere down the road in some form or another, perhaps a free place to live or whatever, or mayeb she thinks if she has bf she can get out of the game.
El mexicANOs
it's too cold today
not having this
haha a flag from the same place as your flag haha i can't breathe haha
remember when nassim said that China was supprasing the United States hahaha
bit rude for the red air men
Hello new Mexican poster
Can we swap you for beto we don’t want him
POST IT
post toot haha
Yeah watch a documentary once about a French guy who married a bar girl and got her out the game and later opened a bar with her. Could be an interesting life direction ngl. Becoming a literal pimp in Bangkok via your ex prostitute wife.
fosy (fuck off stupid yank)
much prefer the new mexican to beto
would be quite happy if mexico sank into the ocean
nassim is able to hack ur computers
pd. toot poster doesn't post it
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he's not a new mexican
remember when haitiANO liked to insult americans and called them ameriturds
Would be more interesting than opening a library I suppose. Still.. greasy, greasy business.
how autistic is this fucking mexicunt? i can barely even stand to post here for more than a day or two without quitting for months but this cunt is able to do it and keep up his autistic fucking gimmick seemingly for weeks on end, this place really is a breeding ground for the cretin
Beto (Anagram of E-BOT) is in fact an ongoing experiment from the University of Mexico to create a bit that passes the Turing test (it's not a very good University).
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the alarm sounds
employment beckons
noseberg, amused he
my head pounds
60 remaining seconds
until Tuesday
It is
2040 and China will be more powerful in all areas, even naval power
>Why yes, I do feel the need to use legacy captcha for no justifiable reason
Yeah it definitely is. Although it seems less grim and more chill a job, in small towns. In Hua Hin for instance where I was yesterday, the local brothel is just like a bakery or salon.
China without the US, would be a complete shithole
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pretty sure he's got a genuine mental illness tbf
China is literally poorer than Mexico
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i like u beto
of course he does
>even naval power
*does a giggle*
ah yes, abandoned soviet aircraft carriers, definitely the sign of a world superpower
PLAN is a joke lad
Everything seems to be nice in Hua Hin tbh
And it seems to me
You lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
No it's not
Wages keep rising rapidly there too unlike in Mexico
Reckon we need to build a wall to keep these mexicans out
Life is truly horrible
Didn't know the irish were using UK proxies today
>£1 to £2 an hour
>100% rise in wages
want a girl with red lips and white skin and black hair
>no justifiable reason
what
her lips aren't actually red without lipstick
fearing the morning poo today lads. was constipated af over the weekend, think it might split me in two. got the vaseline on standby.
This Mexican fella seems like a pretty good poster
So much better than Mexican government shit AI test beto
>2040 and China will be more powerful in all areas, even naval power
>the US is going to be the same in 2040 and not improve at all lol
>After being elected in May, the 39-year-old president’s popularity dipped precipitously a few months later amid gaffes and preparations for budget cuts. Since then, Macron has implemented both a landmark reform of labor law and pushed through a 2018 budget as economic growth improves. His popularity is now higher than Francois Hollande’s was six months into his mandate, though it remains below the level of Nicolas Sarkozy in November 2007.
based macron
Bent twat
reckon they are
How does vaseline help
Macron is married to someone who could be his mother WTF
Woke up from a nightmare that toilberg fired me and I lost everything
Looked at the time and it was time for me to get up ready for toil
Literally woke up from one nightmare and into another
truly jupiter in human form
helps it slip out if it's a dry and spiky one desu
think macron was in the same class as his wife's daughter
bet he's fucked them both desu
Toil posting is my favourite posting
Makes me feel cosy aswell because I’m laying in pitch black darkness all cuddled up in bed with the radiator on
just had a really awful thought lads
imagine if you put your flaccid willy in the hole of a cd and then you started getting a stiffy and your willy gets stuck and you start freaking out trying to get rid of your stiffy but you cant get it down so you try and snap the cd because your freaking out and you cut your willy
>higher than hollande
WHAT A FEAT
Is Macron really plating 60000'd chess
Wouldn't you have to wait ages for the vaseline to pass through the digestive system
is that why he married a grandma LOL
Toot poster voted for Lepen O_o
JUPITERIAN
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off to work lads
The obvious problem being that anyone with a dick isn’t gonna be able to get it into CD player slot but yeah ok
that sounds really nice
Imagine if it actually fit in a cd hole
can't be good for your eyes
Mitchell IS DEAD
NO
MANSON IS DEAD
emperor macron will save france
you'll be laughing pierre
a large flaccid willy is a sure sign you're not white
growers, not showers
Departing for toil in about an hour
mine does haha got a small willy lads
Got my phone on night mode lad x
>Based on recent survey conducted by OKcupid, women perceive 80% of men as unattractive. It means women think majority of men are basically below their league.
If women aren't really attracted to men's appearances, why do they sleep with us? Only 20% of men are "hot" to women, but not only 20% of men are in a couple.
That means women are attracted, for the most part, to other things about men other than their appearance. Women like men who are wealthy, funny, rebelious, enigmatic, and either fulfils social or economic desires.
Whereas men are attracted to women mostly based on appearance. We just want to bang hot broads.
I've always thought human sexual dynamics were uneven. We want women for their bodies, and women want us for things and emotional fulfillment.
very jealous of this lad
The toil beckons for me
12 straight days of toil commences tomorrow lads
Holy fuck, he is really playing 69000000'd chess
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duolingo says i'm 54% fluent in french
i don't believe it
women and men aren't as different as you think
is he ok
absolutely superb edition
You can’t fit a willy into a cd hole
You’d have to have a 1.5 inch girth surely that’s not possible
when you fap do you think of fatties or hot perfect cuties?
honestly i have a female friend who described her then bf as "beautiful" but then after they broke up she started calling him ugly
women are weird