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I DON'T REALLY CARE IF YOU CRIED
ON THE REAL YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER LIED

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reminder

hey mate could I ask you to stop posting threads at 270 posts and wait until 310, the bump limit? thanks!

does this mean I'm getting sacked?

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or it comes about from having typed essays and knowing paragraph structure which doesn't fit in well to expanding long boxes of horizontal text

janny

Why is she so perfect, lads?

these wagies here again haha just about to film my maybe it's you video it's the 20th of november 2017 i've just been minding my own business and these wagies are here this happened the other day where they just post it again and again what's going on here they keep saying the same things all the time haha it's interesting i do enjoy it teddy's got the swiper

>bukowski
reddit

so they're arrogant students who think their posts are more important than they actually are
sounds like reddit to me

i heard that the bitch of ariel winter reduced her boobs

reddit is better than Sup Forums

simple as

chubby spic

better start cleaning out that desk wagerunt

arooooooooooooooooooooooooo want a gf
tights gf
chebs gf
fat gf
any gf
aroooooooooooo

why are you calling her a bitch?

congratulations on your future toil-free life

Reckon its time for me to immigrate lads, gonna come as a refugee and get some welfare and a nice lass

First lil peep now Charles Manson
The world is now a much better place

why is haitiANO suddenly whiteknighting girls here?
why is not french poster posting toot??????????

it's government-speak for 'we noticed you're hoarding child porn on multiple computers and we can't justify keeping you as an employee anymore'

>tights, chebs, fat gf

youtube.com/watch?v=q9Z_TnjU_Y0

>arabic child
>father isn't around
>fat white mum

Is this the quintessential working class british family?

Charles Mansons dead lads

Got a thicc woman body, gonna go sour though the ones with thicc boddies that are young turn into 40 year old woman bodies fast

you would be speaking french if britain didn't have the channel

Don’t care for yank shite

Don’t care about Charles Manson

It’s like Michael Jackson all over again

why didn't she just lose some weight instead of lopping her tits off

Can't mask the suffering of daily life anymore

channel 4
hohohooho

When are you going to have a king anew ?

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might send this to a couple of chubby girls who want to fuck me haha

shit, it's true

I get that, lad. But it's all about enjoying them in the moment, if you know what I mean.

jack kerouac is more reddit than bukowski

ginsberg might be the most reddit 20th century writer p

hemingway, steinbeck, f scott fitzgerald, aldous huxley... all very reddit

henry miller is the anti reddit

There's no one from Haiti posting here

yes, wish the right wing media would stop trying to force the around black man/white woman meme

82020396
the swedish poster is from haiti

just got home from the toil
started toiling at 9 this morning
toiled for precisely 9.5 hours today

giz one lad, go on sharing is caring

He’s mentally ill and/or Mexican government (not fully developed) AI software

I don't watch xfactor because simon cowell supported david cameron and is probably a racist

No he isn't, hes from Denmark

unironically don't know who any of these people are

>or Mexican government (not fully developed) AI software
O_o

you can have em both mate
not interested in bloaters, especially since I'm already shagging an ok looking girl with a tight body

ta lad

>tfw dick too thick for normal condoms and have to go to superdrug to get the king size ones

Nutella is too cold to spread

>the british woman
WE

>No he isn't, hes from Denmark
he is from haiti, later he migrated to republica dominiana, and finally he went to sweden

they're all 20th century american writers except huxley he's english

heat your knife m8

pulled the sicky, lots of spaghetti over the phone
don't think he bought it for a second, simply said I had come down with 'a bug'

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christ, what an amateur

Just a small sample of the places I keep an eye on weather wise lol x

why does fatherhood make people reddit?
i thought fatherhood was right wing and chad?

what would you do
just wish I had my line managers number to drop a text to but I have to phone up the office and get put through

You're supposed to go into detail about having diarrhoea and vomiting

>hapa kid
he was always reddit

so this.. is the power.. of manlets..

82020462
HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

why does he still shave his disgusting torso

unironically because testosterone levels drop dramatically when men become fathers

you're supposed to phone up at 4am when you know it'll go through to the answering machine

the dude had to get a gook he was always a fucking beta he just hid it better when young

No he's danelad, he moved to Germany for a while and now he is in Sweden

i just buy the skyn large from coles

simple as

Shouldve told em you had the Hiv big time lad.

>No he's danelad, he moved to Germany for a while and now he is in Sweden
WRONG

remember when yanks thought they invented the sausage roll and called them "puffdogs"

hate yanks I do

>pulling a sickie

Really is a childish thing to do desu, as an employer I make a mental note that that employee will have to be replaced in the near future.

That and it gets to around midday and you realise pulling the sickie wasn’t even worth it

You're fucked in the head mate

shes literally grim looking
ah yes the ol' "reverse progress" gimmick

shit white people say

>my dick touches the bowl
as if they think that means their dick is long haha s m h

fuck off toilberg
hope the commies string you up on the day of the sickle

>York
hehe thanks for looking over me xx

it's not length lad, the skyn larges are still pretty much just as tight
I get the pasante king size because they're wider and don't absolutely heem my dick

He's not entirely wrong, lad.

screaming

when will they learn

chucking a sickie is a better term

thanks based south african poster

willy bum bum poo (x2)

skyn large are wider base, it's the base for me that makes me unable to wear regular pleb condoms

There is no one from Haiti posting here, beto is mentally ill

steinbeck is not reddit

the one who is labeling me as mentally ill is an irish subhuman

bug implies that
don't think we even have an answering machine out of hours

Beto is an artificial ‘intelligence’ programme gone wrong, somewhere in the favelas of Mexico someone has forgot that the script is still running and we’re all suffering for it

Why and how

the base doesn't really matter to me, it's just the bellend gets so compressed I have trouble cumming

We will never know for sure though, lad. There could be plenty of Haitians posting under Yuro flags.

@82020539
I'm not Irish

The Toilsergeant has demanded I arrive at 8:40 today to help set up for a meeting rather than the usual 9:00.

I meekly complied with his orders and am on my way now.

beto is a russian shillbot directed by a secret cyberwarfare facility in the kremlin's basement

hello fellow white people

Nassim is the one who said that bullshit WTF is wrong with him