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Matt

the gf

had a mormon friend once
said his local church was full off islanders

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dont think that actually is your gf is it mate
no, it isn't, because it's actually a picture of MY gf

need a qt shaired gf to cuddle

I want to smell Emma Watson's farts and poos and smell her holes.

bout to smoke a fat one before I head to work

The South will rise again, lads.

me sitting on the far right

Pulled an all night, not tired at all and now face a difficult decision where to go from here..

LMFAO that is novorrosia

we have come for the golden ass

me too la
odd feeling walking around town when all the normos are just waking up

madlads

Just bought my ticket lads

got called a racist on Sup Forums

No shit, Beto.

>You will never be a British panel show star

Emma Watson disclosed to Ellen Degenerate on the Ellen Degenerate Show that she plays music on her phone when she wees to block out noises, essentially confirming that she farts when she wees.

everyone says you shouldn't lie on your resume, why not? what's the worst that could happen, you don't get hired?

What? You think I won’t smack you

Watched a TV programme last night where they travel all around the world showing you cities and shit. They went to London and spent about 10 minutes looking at this narrow road split with a pedestrian crossing and watching the cars go through it, commenting on how good the drivers are for driving through it.

bit odd

bit sick of everyone just using the stranger things font

Canada is a complete fucking right off
just hope the aussies and kiwis don't let us down

I mean the only thing worth lying about is diplomas or certifications and hope they don't check right? You can't really lie about skills you'll actually need at the job.

you and your shitty jokes

>right off

dont think you belong in this thread, pal

>right off

could lie about work experience i guess, maybe say you were spending time building a online business that didn't work out?

the gf

could have sworn we voted brexit

/brit/ is a pro LBGTQ2S+ general

this amerimong doing the "emma watson fart" gimmick really needs a good talking to, but i somehow doubt he's ever had a father figure

*kneels beside bed*
Dear God and your son Jesus. Thank you for granting me the blessing of life. Thank you for blessing me with a beautiful wife and two beautiful children and our dog Spot. Thank you for the Bible and thank you for Church. Thank you God and your son Jesus for my friends and neighbours. Thank you for the everything. Amen

QUE DICEN LOS HIJUEPUTAS
LOS MALPARIDOS
LAS MAS GONORREAS
LAS TRIPLEHIJUEPUTAS
QUE DICEN HIJUEPUTAS

>dog
god's a cruel bitch

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fucks sake lad doing the ol' no wank november and you post this shite

>2S+
???

stop being bigoted thailad

Why is Australian Labour missing the u

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I just want to know what it means

an american came over in the 1910s and changed the spelling, it was originally australian labour party

yanks

because they want to put the "you" in Labour

sounds like a lovely chap

new angrydad video :)

youtube.com/watch?v=TlXZOI_AeXQ

>tfw no qt 3.14 Nancy Wheeler gf.

Favourite way to poo?

thailad how do we end blatant cases off trans-misogyny like this?

>all caps title
>parentheses
haha nah take your trash elsewhere, not going to destroy my recommended video list with that shit

been to england twice, I'm practically english

>that
>qt

947 likes, 3 dislikes

it's funny, get over it

hahaha tricked!!

Out my butt.

ah yes bogans like something, must be good

Getting increasingly irritated by the vapid normie runtoid vloggers the gf insists on watching every morning

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i fight jewish dominance by putting parentheses around surnames
what about you lads?

remember when the runts at Sup Forums were going on endlessly about hilldawg coughing a bit during a speech

We gas everyone involved

wonder if he's actually into trannies or just trying to ruse the runtoid wife

why the fuck would you ever have an open relationship

do NOT understand

Once had a one night stand with some uni tart

In the morning I awoke to her watching stormzy shite on Snapchat on her phone and said “what’s this crap” and she unironically said “ah he’s well fit”

BOLTED out of there

I tickle them until all they've dropped all their shekels

don't want to get a divorce for the kids sake i guess

racist cunt

bogans have a good sense of humor, get over it

bored housewives having read too many books and watched too many movies about tall dark strangers romancing them

would you tickle me if i asked nicely?

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Dark being the operative word

Say something Jewish and I'll tickle you silly

east asians look whiter by the day
thats civilisation for ya i guess

i enjoy having a bagel on occasion

Do browse reddit occasionally haha x

grug care about how people space because some spacing reddit

refuse to believe open relationships actually exist except in a handful of fringe cases involving very mentally ill people in america

>travel susidies
Canada, can you go 5 minutes without fucking up?

*runs at you*

When is Chad going to apologize for oppressing incels throughout history?

it's hot

Ahh yes, the war on drugs, or as I like to call it: the war on drug users!!

incels deserve oppression tbqh
most are horrible people

this country needs a benevolent dictator
otherwise we'll get nowhere

Me like kraftwork cuz dey talk German and make lot beep noise

RIP /our guy/

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alri duterte

Reading the merkel government news on Reddit, every post by a German saying that she should fuck off has several replies from AMERICANS informing them of why they should support merkel and giving the Germans some very kind information about THEIR OWN COUNTRY

fucking yanks I swear, burn the lot

alri duterte

using your own gimmick wrong vietlad

JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

The only "gimmick" originally was obnoxious cave man grunts
But I do like Kraftwerk

only women and soyboys use conditioner in the shower