Brazilians, please stop memeing and take this man to the World Cup

Brazilians, please stop memeing and take this man to the World Cup

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This is one of his goals today: youtu.be/Q1HzB4XjuZ8?t=250

>3rd highest scorer in all competitions in europe
can someone explain why he doesn't get more caps?

>ligaJUST

doesn't matter

>Seferovic is going to WC, but Jonas won't
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probably because he doesn't have a fancy name like Jonasinho or Jonaldo

Kitten stomping with Bas Dost doesn't take you to the world cup

good one

why? so he can keep the bench warm while gabby J plays?

Jonas was awful when he played here in Brasil, and I mean awful. Terrible, Andre Gomes-tier. Because of plays like this he'll never be considered a good striker by any hue, no matter how many goals he scores in Europe.

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kek

literally who

But Falcao scoring in the shitty ass french league does

>awful
>44 (Forty-four) goals in 65 games in the season prior moving to Europe

Portuguese, please stop memeing and take this man to the World Cup

THE DESTROYER OF MARITIMO!

And he left for free
It's fucking karma and he won't be going to the WC. I never hated a player so much in my life.

statistically he was pretty good. If you watched him regularly you know he would waste ridiculously easy chances quite often and he embarrassed himself many times. Coaches haven't forgotten that.

As a grêmio fan, I fucking love Jonas and would enjoy seeing him in the world cup, but realistically he's unproven against good sides, and Benfica's atrocious CL run didn't help.
To be called up while playing in a meme league you sort of have to be one of Tite's pet players already.

He was called for Copa America

>goals don't matter, I swear he missed as many as he scored

>braguilha

good post.

>Bas Dost goes to the dutch NT
>Salvio and Acuña go to the argentinean NT
>Seferovic goes to the swiss NT
>Coates goes to the uruguain NT
>Jonas doesn't go to the brazilian NT

>0 goals in champions league
>1 goal vs sporting in 3 seasons (1 penalty)
>1 goal vs porto in 3 seasons (1 penalty)

literally the destroyer of tondela pls don't fall for this meme

literally the best brazillian striker at the moment

Jonas + Firmino would be deadly

costa rica, serbia and switzerland would stand no chance