/heem/ - Macaco Edition

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if this 6'8 nigga loses then all slovakians are pussies

First for GSP murking woodlel in summer

Colby Covington

This

6ft 190lbs

No frontin i could heem any of you

I'd drop you like a meth habit, Billy-Bob.

jokes aside, I doubt anybody but me ITT actually practices MMA

thigh’s and pusy

whyd they give her such a tough fight guys

Win Win fight as far as prospect building goes

Main card actually looks decent.

3 inches taller 15lbs heavier
bigger dick
you have nothin on me kid
nothing personal

I can't stop shitting! I don't wanna miss this card!

I believe.

you have diarrhea user?

>bitch wrists
You couldn't heem a fly

Hate these kinds of matchups.

>Skvor likes to bake cakes to give to his opponents to say sorry for beating them
Europeans are fucking weirdos

I just got back from rolling, bud. /heem/ got me into martial arts.

I had to roll with a grill today, the size difference was weird, and i had to be conscious of my hands

CON ER

post dick

>speaks portugese in baratone

Khalidov would HEEM woodlet

He was losing the contender fight for 2 1/2 rounds

i always wonder how they clean their ass after poopoo..

>le wacky inflatable weed man

Glory is better than KSW so far but both have been kinda meh

It's time to break up 170 and introduce 165 and 175 weight classes

>dad jeans
>has a gut

Women don't poo idiot

REMINDER betting against disgraced russian slut natasha in main event who fucked up by shitskin arab

reach the anus through the vaginal side instead of from the back

since when did girls poo

that's a big phone

Meme hair guy is absolute trash. What's his record?

why are you racist you stupid russian pig

for you

they hire skinny young virgins to get all up in them cheeks and clean their asses for them

I think he's undefeated in KSW but I was hoping he would win because Gamrot's pussy ass cornerman sucked punched Parke after their fight. That kid's a fucking faggot and deserves to get starched.

niggers do

Mini Abu Bander

Are the fights tonight even worth watching? Debating heading to the local watering hole to watch

won't O'Malley be caught by USADA because of weed?

who you debating with?

Against the Laotian Commotion? AHAHAHAHAHA

myself

Sargon of Akkad vs Cyborg who wins?

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no

Should be a spicy card despite the memes

>Sargon of Akkad

that's a really random historical figure.. why that nigga?

I hope both these guys get paid OK so they can finish their horrible tattoos

all these goofs questioning themselves and looking for approval need to leave /heem/ forever

>Mackenzie Dern will never sell you her used underwear after a fight

I wonder how many UFC fighters are virgins, like me. Probably quite a few.

Oh fuck how many more rounds are there

Anyone here train bjj?

Cindy dandois would heem that fat cuck

Anyone here train salat?

all of them. a nonvirg would never pass penis inspection in the USADA era.

Can you call yourself a goat fighter without ever winning or even fighting in a tournament?

fights haven't started yet user

lmaooo I heard Andre's last name and thought it was similar to Souphanousinphone. I guess it makes sense that he's actually Lao

Anyone here train wing chun?

You should make a podcast and website dedicated to finding out, making a list, and having special guest Super Sage Northcutt on every week

Sorry, only Wang Chung.

I'm a black belt in wing chung and tai chi and i would heem every here

Anybody here trains wizardry?

Anyone here train schaub?

So is cheddar man sargon's ancestor?

Anyone here train 52 blocks?

no hes going to light up in the octagon after winning and still wont be caught cause there was no scheduled check

wing chun sounds like some kind of chinese KFC dish

i train ufc

Hell yeah

el atrocidad's only good track is gummo though

u about to train my fist through ur ASS

d*mn is that what cheddar woman looked like

hahahawtf
context please
were they reenacting the famous this is sparta scene?

aikido + kendo > boxing + wrestling

calm down whittaker

imagine the log that come out of it

Boxing and wrestling are the 2 biggest memes in MMA

if you weren't such a chilet you'd know I'm right

maybe

maybe tonight

What is wrong with this thread

LMAO I need some context for this and a source

Best martial art?

my walkout song

youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

lots of people running on minimal sleep

Who is this cum drum? And how is the bunda?

*destroys you with one attack*

It's full of /heem/posters

BADR HARI IN A FEW BINGS. KHALIDOV AT THE SAME TIME. AHHHHHH

52 blocks

brap truk just arrive