>A witness in Richmond, London, told yesterday how screen hardman Tom Hardy chased a thief through gardens and across a building site — before proudly announcing: “I caught the ****.”
>The Legend, Batman and Taboo star vaulted walls as he sprinted after the crook — then grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and patted him down for concealed weapons.
>Arun Pullen, 22, said: “It was mental – like he’d switched to superhero mode in an action movie. Two boys on the nicked moped had jumped a red light and smashed into a car.
>“Tom must have been walking down the road. He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. If the kid had been dumb enough to resist I reckon Tom would have given him a good hiding.”
>like he’d switched to superhero mode in an action movie
Robert Butler
>get ran down and beaten up by a roid-head manlet
i would kill myself
Kayden Richardson
Well with any luck he'll split your head open on the curb with his boot sparing you the trouble.
Brody Bailey
His lips bother me
Angel Scott
He must of felt in charge
Noah Carter
>must of >of
He did it. HE ONLY WENT AND DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN.
Jeremiah Ortiz
>i'm not gay haha i was only patting him down to check for concealed weapons
Gabriel Scott
why does he dress so weirdly?
Brody Nelson
Crashing this moped
Evan Ramirez
it's just a backpack
Cooper Morgan
>old hat >two bracelets and a watch >lanyard with a bunch of keys >army backpack >sweat pants >shirt with a blob on it >bottle full of cum and an e cig
Luke Moore
How do you dress to fight crime?
Thomas Ward
with a... mask.
Ayden Hall
>they survived the crash
CIA still alive confirmed as canon?
Kayden Peterson
Absolute madmax.
Kayden Taylor
>be driving stolen moped down street >holy shit is that Tom Hardy walking down the street? >crash because I'm not paying attention >stagger away, bleeding profusely >suddenly feel a hand on my shoulder >"mmm I have a use for you, mhmm nootka" What do?
John Allen
He's a big guy
Jace Cox
>not drinking the semen of a virile bull
Josiah Phillips
Must have been a company man trying to pilfer his pockets for important documents in order to frame him.
Joshua White
>>"mmm I have a use for you, mhmm nootka" underrated
Jacob Ross
MHMMMM CAREFUL NOW
Xavier Young
>Tom Hardy chases me down >grabs my neck and pins me down >he reaches for my id and says: "let's see who you are." >"it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan." >Tom looks at me with a shocked expression as he realizes that the tides have turned and I'm in charge now >I gently whisper into his ear: "I have use for you" as I take his pants off >he squeals as I enter his boipussy and begin pounding him
Evan Cook
I caught the Paki? Nigger? What was the ****?
Jonathan Perry
cunt?
Jace Fisher
don't know about brexit laws but if this was in the US the kid would sue Hardy for millions for breaking his leg.
Samuel Miller
>be driving stolen moped down street >holy shit is that Tom Hardy walking down the street? >crash because I'm not paying attention >stagger away, bleeding profusely >suddenly feel a hand on my shoulder >"you see, they all got my name wrong. it's acutally Tom hard D" What do?
Isaac Morgan
...
Andrew Jackson
WHATS IN THE BOTTLE
Jeremiah Ramirez
You should kill yourself, anyway
Jack Lopez
>475$ for a belt
Jaxson Miller
These prices are ridiculous, Patrick Bateman-tier
Brandon Parker
>$1467 The CIA spends way too much on making it's agents look terrible, that's about the price for one of Bonds cheaper tuxes.
Josiah Stewart
i have a use for your penis
James Gutierrez
Cunt.
Cooper Rodriguez
Same over here, sadly. Where there is a blame, there is a claim.
Charles Wilson
>vaping you can already see his wrist start limping
Nolan Thomas
his sexy dsl?
Evan Reed
thankfully
Dominic Jackson
Was getting caught part of his plan?
Justin Hall
>be a thief in Britain >don't have a knife to stab-a-bitch with
This whole thing smells fake and gay and set-up.
Angel Robinson
You have to turn in your knife collection to the police before attempting robbery in the UK.
Charles Wright
The UK hasn't quite reached US levels of "SUE EVERYBODY", but it's getting there.
Ethan Ward
Why? In the USA you'd legally be able to stab Hardy to death due to Stand Your Ground laws. Even if you're armed in UK, there is no law to be able to defend yourself like that UNLESS they have invaded your home.
Camden Sanchez
Dude this is London and he's rich, the little chav's mum is probably already earmarking the winnings for a trip to Lanzarotti.
Anthony White
what the fuck he just keeps getting bigger and bigger
Tyler James
>475 for a fucking belt >240 for a fucking polo shirt >445 for a pair of fucking boots >130 for a pair of fucking cargo pants
Jacob Torres
for you
Isaac Price
He looks DYEL as fuck. 2 years of lifting will easily get you there even without roids (which he probably takes).
Hunter Brooks
...
Benjamin Young
>belt is the most expensive item Poorly memed. With that belt, everything else should be much more expensive.
Christopher Rodriguez
Why would he take roids unless he needs to get crazy buff for a role?
Nathaniel Cooper
>I've seen Tom Hardy make publicists cry kek, based Tommy
Adrian Perez
Kek. He got so butt blasted by the Big Guy that he complained for a whole day. Based Tom.