You can see me in water but I never get wet, who am I?

You can see me in water but I never get wet, who am I?

A reflection.

Whoooo is that gurl I seee

Hydrophobic sand.

I too played the witcher 3 and it's dlcs

An easy one to get the blood flowing!

You have been given the task of transporting 3,000 pies 1,000 miles from Pieland to the local bakery. Your truck can carry 1,000 pies at a time. Every time you travel a mile towards the local bakery you must pay a tax of 1 apple but you pay nothing when going in the other direction (towards Pieland). What is the highest number of pies you can deliver to the bakery?

I feel like I am missing something here.
I'm not paying in pie, I am paying in apple, so I guess that I can deliver my 3000 pies to the bakery without trouble

Not a trick! You were paying attention.
The reward is that the number is the combination to the safe that holds the cure to your poison.

im a fag lol

those were some great f'ing DLCs.

Khal Drogo

You are no match for my intellect Riddler

What gets wetter as it dries?

Ur mom lol

beat me to it

a towel

Correct!

A duck!

lol'd

What type of duck?

Stop this! Answer my riddles!
A very famous pilot was found murdered in a laboratory today. The police have no suspects but found the numbers "5-53-31-16-16" written on the wall.
Inside these numbers is the safe which holds the cure, to which you have the combination.
Where is the safe?

P.S. I sucked 20 dicks last night

You are The Riddler

And you are testing my patience! Answer my riddle!

>Inside these numbers is the safe
>Where is the safe?
Are you ok?

P.S. I sucked 20 dicks last night

inside the numbers lel

Yes you fools! Figure out what the numbers are! Inside them is the safe. I'll give you a hint this ONE time. Remember where the body was found.

Oh I know!
The safe is inside the numbers!
You just said it
Step it up Riddler

PS. I am enormously thirsty for cock.

But where is the safe!

My ex wife.

t. Harry Plinkett

INSIDE THE NUMBERS, YOU FUCKING STUPID SHIT.

IN THE NUMBERS YOU SPANDEX WEARING CUNT

Wait a second. Laboratory. Lab is short for laboratory, while also a dog. Labs are dogs, but to be dogged in pursuit of something is to also make an ass of yourself. Robin, the answer is:

BIG ASS

you just said it was inside the numbers, stop lying

It's on the table!

In you're big ass

my ass LOL

One of the best games in general.

Fuck me I shouldn't be laughing this hard, but taking advantage of namefags is pretty funny.

How did you! Okay. I made that one too easy. Now I'm back with a vengeance.
As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Every wife had seven sacks
Every sack had seven cats
Every cat had seven kittens
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives.
How many were going to St Ives?

Just you and the man, 2.

PS I Just saw Die Hard 3 last night after I sucked 20 dicks

Just you, but since I'm about to fuck up your shit, I'd say it's safe to say ain't no one going to St. Ives, bitch.

Well it depends.
Did you met them going to the same directions or where you crossing pathes,
I guess it the latter, so none of them where going to St Ives

Stives is latin for kill your wives and drown the cats so there's only one left

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Why would you assume the man he met was also traveling to St. Ives? Also, the question is how many kittens, cats, sacks, and wives were going to St. Ives; the answer is none.

Haha too late you an idort

You never had your wives.

the 1 riddler man was, it can't be so simple though, THERES ANOTHER LAYER OF MEANING.

Nun uh, there's a full stop after wives, and THEN there's a question. The answer is 1.

I was going to St. Ives.

(You)

For my next riddle

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

only you were going to Saint Ives

BECAUSE IT S A HORSE
AND HORSE HAVE A LONG FACE

YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT THIS RIDDLER

lol did you really think st stood for saint?

Coordinates.

WHERE IS HE?

Now you're really starting to get in my face.
Looks like you two get to go on to round two.
What is mine, but is used more by those around me?

Try this one on for size

A reporter interviews the winner of the Kentucky Derby and he says "Why the long face?"

Your gender identity

Your vagina.

The horse says "For you"

your name

Because the winner was a horse

your shadow?

The winner asks the reporter?

Vince Vaughn

Your name

When you speak about me I stop existing, what am I?

No because the winning jockey just found out his wife died

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH[/spoilers]

who gives a shit, lex luthor is just gonna steal them all like he did that one time I was delivering cakes

silence

Leave the jokes to the Joker please

I've talked about it a lot and it still exists.

You are a state of victory in The Game.

Winner was actually Jewish. The nose was long as fuck

DING, DING, DING, looks like you won't be visiting the King's son in the hospital wing.

The king dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be his long-lost son. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right age, height, coloring and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One man agrees to the test while the other flatly re-fuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who re-fused is correctly identified as the rightful heir. Can you figure out why?

My wife's orgasms apparently

the test was to fuck the queen

they asked which one wanted to be BLACKED

she fucks niggers lol

Because one had everything to win by taking the test, while the other had everything to lose by taking the test.

But why is the king's son in the hospital wing? Is this an english expression or something?

it's cause the king's true son is a hemophiliac, it's a clue to the answer of the riddle, it's a stupid stupid fucking riddle

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You're in a running race and you've just overtaken the runner in second place. What place are you in now?

second place, is this a real riddle?

Still last, I've just un-lapped my un/fit/ ass. :'(

OP's Dick

My guess is my reflection, or the letters w a t e r.

HAH! You're too clever. Too clever.

Many have heard me, but nobody has seen me, and I will not speak back until spoken to.What am I?

Noone because St Ives is a shithole

an echo, this is getting boring

Echo?

an echo

Did I forget to mention it was a two-man race?

You're really shitty at this.

An Echo?