Why didn't we just listen... edition
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single linkers will be the first to hang
every notice its always lefties making early threads
Most Yanks are huge Anglophiles. When I did Camp America on my gap year all the fat buggers loved me, and kept asking me questions about the UK. Girls loved my accent (shagged 8 American girls and I was only over there for 4 months, and am a 6/10)? Couple of Yanks even asked me if I'd give their kids elocution lessons lmfao, I thought they were kidding but they weren't.
They didn't do this with any of the other foreigners, only the Brits - specifically the English, although they also loved the Scots. My Scottish mate was asked on several occasions which clan he belonged to and whether he knew the 'McIntyres' or whatever Scottish name the Yank happened to have. My mate used to say something like "oh yeah, they're well known back in the motherland for their bravery and stoicism" and stuff like that and the Yanks would walk away looking all proud, puffing their chests out haha
They're simple people but genuinely lovely.
double linkers get the bullet too
god she's perfect
would love to have as a daughter
Mad how both these songs were made by the same band desu
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Just trolled a libtard lads
>Have -£98 in my account
Thank goodness my monthly toil compensation comes through in three days.
haha yeah that's crazy hey
*walks off to another room*
sick of the modern world's debt based society
it essentially enslaves us to our toil masters and consumerist culture keeps us in line
>European Medicines Agency relocates from London to Amsterdam in first Brexit shift
how are you going to eat since then
Yanks are not little dogs you can sate with a pat pn the head and a kind word! We're real human beings with real feelings!
wow mate i'm thinking of you xx
living paycheck to paycheck won't get you anywhere
try to live on less, and save some money
tfw no gf
Have enough stored at home thankfully.
So sorry for your loss. After my daughter died, I got told on more than one occasion the old " she wouldn't want you to be sad" statement. Bitch, please! You don't know what she would have felt about my sadness and even if true, it didn't help me to add feeling guilty about grieving her. I was told this the first time only 3 days after her sudden death. I could have murdered that person. I'm sure no jury would have convicted me.
wouldn't wish a daughter on anyone in this day and age
categorically wrong
>leftypol is a paki/indian
lmaoo
Cheers babs x
It's just this month I was hit with some unavoidable payments. Last few months haven't been too good either. I know how to save I've just been quite careless and a good amount has been unavoidable.
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I have to sell my BOTW copy at CeX to cover a bank fee (like £20) because I didn't pay my Student Loan on time this month (didn't have enough in my account). Shit sucks, but it's my own fault. Guess I'll get it again another time.
wheres ethipiolad
hate the life
in Ethiopia I would imagine
>taking medication that increases weight gain
that's why i'm doing it desu
i used to have a flat belly, but since i started taking new meds i have a disgusting belly that sticks out and i hate it
maybe i'll increase it to 750 calories though.
are you doing any exercise?
will smoking more increase my weight loss?
i can't wait to be skinny again
lets set aside the rhetoric and begin talking about the rhetoric
Can get you a job at the call centre mate give us your CV.
probably in ethiopia
Wish I had a gf
miss Ed
in prison with his dad hopefully
just get some speed mate
kills your appetite and is dirt cheap
see yanks and wacky bruces simply as creatures for our amusement, nothing more.
aching for a spiritual awakening
>are you doing any exercise?
yeah i walk like 5-6 miles a day
>will smoking more increase my weight loss?
i don't know, probably
>i can't wait to be skinny again
don't become anorexic
any radial basis function network man in?
uhhh yeah
don't appreciate this view
*stops what he's doing and turns to look at you*
How may I serve you, British Master?
>just get some speed mate
everyone on /brit/ seems to shill speed as a cheap alternative for coke but apparently the comedowns are gruesome
Any PoC here?
Will perma HEEM anyone who says Italians aren't white
chris sounds like a nice sympathetic person esp considering what an arse you are.
where does he work. want to compliment them personally
on a boat crossing the Med
any jewish man in?
see micks, brits and wacky bruces simply as creatures for our amusement, nothing more.
simple as
NO WAY DUDE. WHAT ARE THE ODDS!
so, why is it so fucking god damn awesome?? aaammmiiirrriteee? ANNs take FOREVER to run am I right?? haha
and RBF? that thing is so fast
glory glory men united
*whips you* do something wacky NOW!
god i despise yanks
why do they post here
bit gay
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this is exactly how danejew acts when you confront him
filthy m*doid
uhh
*meekly raises star of david*
And she willllllllllll be loved
my belly is full
I half heartedly agree, they are way too plastic now.
yeah
I'm alt-right
shalom brother
Stole that from dit, but Chris sounds like a bastard to me
Hail victory brother
worse
nah danejew just stops posting and pretends like he missed you btfo'ing his argument. he thinks no one notices.
if you redose too often they can get pretty shitty
arse but also piss
I'm a full-blooded Ashkenazi. Have ties to a dozen congressmen and supreme court justices.
haha not a Jew tricked you get pwned kiddo
(have been mistaken for one though)
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say a prayer for his safety
goy her, how do i get a big-titted jewess to steal my seed?
are ethiopians white?
Ethiopia is very handsome imo. Not gay tho.
loathe the yank accent and putting it right next to that poncey twat just highlights it more
he a good boy
Off to the football tonight lads.
Balls deep in an Italian pussy
alri alan hows the woman
dubs
what's in his mouth
what happens here?
Just be yourself and be confident. Jewesses can sniff out weak men like a shark sniffs out blood.
earn money
DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND KNOW YOURE HERE? DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND KNOW YOURE HERE
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jesus this man is no way human
Slavery.
islam and slavery
desert
Shall be reporting you to the thought police.
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lil peep was woke
also does being married to said jewess entitle me to a place in the world domination meetings?
as a cup holder or goy footstool perhaps?
There was a guy in my school who was really awkward and ugly, but he had the nerd look going so we assumed that he was at least smart. Well we found out he was failing half his classes. Some people just lose the genetic lottery.
Toil, toil, toil, toil, toil, toil
You see me I be toil, toil, toil, toil, toil, toil
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that toil, toil, toil, toil, toil, toil
When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired
Join me I deserved itNo time to have you lurking
If I got right then you might like it
You know I dealt with you the nicest
Nobody touch me, in the righteous
Nobody text me in a crisisI believed all of your dreams are duration
You took my heart and my keys and my patience
You took my heart off my sleeve a decoration
You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation
All that I wanted from you was to gimmeSomething that I never had
Something that you've never seenSomething that you've never been
But I wake up and everything’s wrong
Just get ready for toil, toil, toil, toil, toil, toil
You see me I be toil, toil, toil, toil, toil, toil
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that toil, toil, toil, toil, toil, toil
Duh, duh, duh, nana nana nana