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Rule, Britannia edition

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GOOD thread

Need Ariana Grande to rob me of my virginity

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anime

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Anyone notice how southernerd always engage in this petty conversational one-upmanship

>talking to a southerner about where i live
>" yeah just down the road from the stadium
>Southern runt scoffs "ahh thats an important landmark" sarcastically
>"well yes it is... its visible from far away and big?"

>Talking to another whose telling me about the time he went skydiving
>i say "ahh my mate did that, said it was one of the most life affirming things he ever did"
>he says "haha would go that far"
>"right so junping out of a fucking plane isnt life affirming."

Hate them. Their banter is just about being a sour twat

The absolute state of the papacy

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South Africa but why did you beat them? How did they upset you?

I'd cum in 0.5s

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>Britannia

haha is that a CODE GEASS REFERENCE!? (:

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he's saying what we're all thinking
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yanks shock, confuse, enrage and upset me desu

smoke 'em if you got 'em

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Been on hold to sainsburys HR for ten minutes and I’m tempted to lose my rag

small brain: white pepper
big brain: black pepper

imagine what sort of runt calls someone a "weapon" as an insult

Do you lads reckon that the Alt-Right, Ethnonationalists, Racists and Race Realists are just the low IQ whites who are too dumb and incapable of adapting themselves around different people and/or cultures?

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Redpill me on this woman

regret reading this post

shooped

simply do not have enough time to research that

guy i know just got hired by goldman sachs

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Pls post more. I'm in love with her.

Post more lewd Ariana grande

janny

soyboy spammer posting dicks again

this

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Don't post jewed willies

want her tae shit on is

Why do low-class people like tattoos so much?

she used to love me a lot

lots of willies?

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Would probably have sex with her all things considered

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yeah was only something britons would really be albe ot understand

how long have you toiled?

i've done 3 years and 2 months with 5 years education and about 2-3 years neethood in total

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bowel_syndrome

Gives them internal locus of control

This is the ISIS concert bombing isn't it, lad? Not clicking on it. Last thing I need to see before bed time.

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God this film is a huge kick in the bollocks.

alri grandad

4 years of higher education
1 year of toil
3 months of being a certified neet.

have unironically not been happy since i was 3 years old

*refuses fascism*

ah yes gay sex is perfectly natural

here come the ice cream man
dark skin nigger with a 90s twang

what fuck are those feet

I'm having a productive day for once.
I feel like I've earned this /brit/ time.

willies

>tfw a week ago I was on track for /gf2017/ and now i'm utterly alone with nobody that even talks to me
wew lads what a difference a week can make, eh?

This isn't something unique to low-class people though. If anything low-class people believe they have a greater degree of control within their own power than higher class people.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay-related_immune_deficiency

I was at a party and had to pee really badly, so I casually made my way over to the bathrooms. After doing the deed I left the bathroom and to my surprise there was a girl waiting outside, she seemed fairly drunk. After she noticed that I was done she walked up to me and said:

"Haha, wow I just heard you pee, that was quite the stream, you must be pretty decently sized."

She eyes at my junk and bites her lip.

I told her that I didn't have a big penis at all, that the size of my genitalia is actually underwhelming but I just happen to have very wide urethra.

"W-What.." She stammers. She stops staring at me and raises an eyebrow.

"You know, like a pencil sharpener." I add.

She just left. Walked away from me right there and then. What a fucking whore. Stupid fucking roasties like her are actually ruining society.

no, it didn't happen during the concert but in the foyer when everyone was leaving

no idea. her arse looks nice in it desu

why are gays prone to noncing

glad irish computers finally have colour now

Got called a nonce in wimpy

tiny brain: frequent anal sex
medium brain: no anal sex
big brain: letting your gf sneak a cheeky finger up there every now and then.

>gayness is natural because animals do it!

ah right so animals don't suffer mental illness do they?

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*accepts compression*

they're not right in the head

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they are literally mentally ill

no drumpf
no kkk
no fascist usa

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im only 28.
think i over estimated my neethood because it wasn't successive and i sort of lose track of time in those periods.

They have lost almost all their edginess and are socially acceptable now if you can cover them up for interviews.

why are people posting massive cocks in /brit/?

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any techno man in?

I would like to breed her

brown eyes are a physical disease
disgusting

this so much

what film

>people
would bet money it's the same guy that spammed the "turning point usa" memes (leftypol)

leftypol raid

>talking to agency on phone
>having to explain a 4 year gap

need to sniff her musky knickers after she's been performing ngl

just realised i've only toiled about 2.5 years of my life

This is what happens when you let the gays marry.

make up an autistic brother

>the singular penis poster

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Need to cut down my ASMR patreon spending

doesn't explain why lower class people love having "motivational" paragraphs tattooed under their armpit or think it's a good idea

this but unironically

if a fit girl with brown eyes came onto you, you'd change your mind fairly quickly

>frozen pizza for tea

danejew's surname is unironically rothschild
watch out for him

Been on hold to sainsburys HR for 15 FUCKING MINUTES

Not hard.

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