Why Should I Keep Going On Dates?

You have an eternity to convince me why the choice on the left is better

tip: you can't

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>both have had loads of cum in them

Tough choice. I'll go with my right hand.

>I'll go with my right hand.
Which has also had loads of cum in it.

the only winning move is not to play

>average date: $180
What kind of dates do you have?
I live in one of the most expensive countries and i have never paied more than 50 bucks for a date

2D>3D

and it's free.

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Sup Forums BTFO

There's always the risk of getting busted by the police. I always go to reviewed hookers but even still there's that element of unease.

What kind of dates are you going on where you AVERAGE $180?
Protip: if a woman actually EXPECTS you to spend money on her for a date then you're a meal ticket.
Go walk through a national park or something. Women love that shit.

Use your hand bro it's free. Don't use porn unless you're totally hapless, imagination works great especially if you only jerk it once a week or so.

An escort in America costs 150€? Holy shit, thats expensive.

Had an excellent dinner at cheesecake factor with my girl last night and spent 130. We spent about 1hr and a half at our booth talking shit and politics while slowly enjoying our meals. We had lots of free sex at home afterwards. This is a weekly thing for us

>150/half an hour

Here you can fuck a 19-year-old photo-model for an hour for a 100 Euros.

Check-mate, Murifats.

I wouldn't spend more than $20 for the first date dinner.

You're doing it wrong if you are paying 180. Stop being a cuck and make her pay half.

If you actually laid out what you want to do upfront (ie not looking for long term shit) then you can just gain a fuck buddy which is the cost of a friend.

Escort is only better when you have no game and got a specific kink that would take to long to gain in the wild.

>be me, nig nog
>live near military base
>soldiers wives are horny when their husbands are away
>invite me round for sex and they cook me dinner

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I wouldn't spend anything for a bitch's dinner.

180 dollars for a date? ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? I never spent more than 20-30 dollars on a date

does the 180$ include a tip?

>dates costing 180 dollars

there is no way that is necessary until you're 30 and can't date college students and new graduates anymore.

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daj njen br pls

Just cook some shit together, you can make something delicious for little money, can talk while you're at it, bond over the cooperation and then enjoy something you both together have created. Then you innocently ask her to get the good wine from the basement, and while she struggles to find the light switch (it's hidden), you close the door behind her and pull the lever that fills the sealed room she is in with nerve gas. Moving her body and chaining it to the wall requires a lot of energy, so make sure you eat up.

It's like you can't into romance.

too bad escorts in america are mostly shit and illegal

if I could get a real hot stripper for $150 then I wouldn't give a shit about womyn

>right hand
>he still doesn't own memeholes

Mislim da je to protiv pravila 4chinza.

I consistently spend $0 on dates.

However depending on how much you value your time an escort can be worth it even so.

I can smell this man's superiority through my screen, he knows exactly that 3D will never be more faithful than 2D.
If OP wasn't such a faggot he could be having his best time on this planet, fapping to lolis.

Only if I'm able to give her my tip.

absolute god tier memehole taste senpai.

because its very difficult to find a hooker who isnt undercover?
sure there are plenty of sites that you can look them up on, but still, tricky.
this is why i wish I lived in Reno/Vegas

Is that all on the sleeping spike?

last 4 date I went on the woman paid for 3 and on the 4th we split it 50-50 wtf you guys just are being jewed hard

>a study by match.com
match.com is a site dedicated to making disgusting 50 year old single women think they still have a chance.
This is just saying "look at how much money a man will spend on you! You should totally buy a subscription to this shitty site!"

you choose left if you want companionship and the possibility of a life together that produces children.

You choose the right to fulfill a physical need and a night of enjoyment

>god tier
Except it doesn't last more than 30 uses, I still have it but it's all mushy and teared inside :( meanwhile my other 2 onaholes are alright.

Biggest reason why I don't order lolinco or lolinco virgo, because I think it's insides gets mushy just like MoT. I really want lolinco virgo tho. Soon I'll be able to order another one and a lotion so I have to find something one layered and durable.

Other than that if you can keep ordering every time it gets mushy it's GOAT.

There is nothing better than that dynamic between a man and a woman when both are into each other and it's firing on all cylinders. Escorts are nice I'm sure but it doesn't compare to the hunt, meeting the beast in the wild, mastering the animal and making it yours. It's the difference between hunting and going to one of those places from king of the hill where they deliver you a deer to shoot. I honestly sincerely genuinely feel sorry for any guy who hasn't felt that energy and experience with a woman. I know they are fucking awful monsters, but that's the curse. Deal with it.

tfw even fritzl gets Internet

My nigga.

Fuck I think the most I've spent on a date was 50$ in my beta days.

ew

Anyway this is all nothing compared to the cost of marriage. Chances are you'll end up splitting and that's when she really cashes in. You think you'll get credit for all that money you spent on her? Nope! You got to use her Golden Cunt for a few years so therefore you have to support her shopping sprees until you die.

Modern women aren't worth it.

The woman on the left looks like BanIta Sarcasmian. So I'll keep my money and find a better woman to date, marry and reproduce.

The most I've ever spent on a date was £20. It was a 1 year anniversary and that was for my half of the meal, she paid her own share. If you're letting women rinse you for money, that sounds like a you problem.

about the same as a loaf of bread in spain I assume.

Hows the corruption spainbro?

>spend 130
>had lot of free sex
Nice mental dissonance and denial there.

Did the gravel king ever get that road done lol?

>lolinco virgo

i ordered one months ago but it was out of stock and still hasn't been delivered to from nipland. feels bad man.

>ew
You clearly haven't used any onahole, if you only knew how convenient it's to use one while looking through any 2D/3D porn and return back to shitposting right after you ejaculate.

If I should get personal, I fap daily aroudn 4-5 times and right now I'm visiting my parents and didn't had any urge around 2 weeks because it's kinda not worth it without onaholes.

kek chinese are everywhere and they are bro tier

180 $ for a date?? giddings me?

kek
my gf always pays for me because her parents are well-off
also
>implying you have to go to expensive restaurants to have a good time
Who the fuck goes to restaurants in this day and age anyway? it's pretentious as fuck

are you a native?

I don't think Erdogan would approve of your lifestyle choices.

1. Disease

2. Do you really want to kiss/fuck a girl who has already been with a guy as little as an hour ago?

3. Save your money for when your old and can't get a girl.

You know, some people actually enjoy spending time with interesting women and like taking an interest in their lives. You should try it some time.

>inb4 beta
>inb4 cuck

Save your breath, faggots, I have heard it all before.

>using separated plastic bodyparts to masturbate with
>not a psychopath

pick one

if you date a 10/10 it's probably more expensive than a 10/10 escort

So you're saying the best thing is to live and work in a country with a high living standard and get your cheap sluts from countries with lower living standards? Gotcha.

10/10 woman pays her share of the date. Otherwise she is not 10/10.

I'm a bit dried up on where to go for dates.

Usually we go for cocktails in central London (Leicester Square, Covent Garden, Picadilly, etc.), but sometimes the bars can be a bit loud, can't really talk there. I do know quieter cocktail bars but they're a bit out of the way, or really upmarket and a bit much for a first date. I personally don't mind meals as a first date but lots of women do and I have been told by numerous women that they don't like eating on first dates.

What else can I do? Suggesting a more involved activity seems a bit much for a first date where I literally don't know the person yet.

I usually progress into a meal at a nice restaurant on the second date followed by maybe a higher class bar.

God this makes me so wet, and I'm a bloke!

those women do not exist bro

(cliche Muslim joke)

hey u like black,?

So how is the bull prep going there Franz?

Unfortunately he doesn't get to say anything, also we got erotic shops inside Turkey as well.
It's not like I've severed human bodies and fucking them, onaholes&bodypillows is the future imo, forget that robot wife shit, and it's a great market with lots of customers. We should be rejoice.

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So you want me to use separated human body parts?
Tough luck, I'm not Bosnian.

Obviously you have not heard of the infamous nordic egalitarianism.

You're just doing it wrong
A date should be at your house and you should cook it all yourself, go to the American equivalent of waitrose and it'll cost £50 max for the food and get an aldi equivalent wine for £20 or less they're cheap but good

Der ewige Österreicher...

>getting anywhere near roasties
boipucci is best senpai
i met a guy 10km to me on fucking Sup Forums lol and he was pretty feminine too and everything (balkan descent maybe)
he was so tight and succed so good, women are obsolete

I only fuck hookers at this point.

Modern Women are undateable and are too much of a risk for false rape claims or publishing private information over social media.

>drinking the grape Jew

Wow, a war veteran fucking simulator.

Cartoon pedophile thinks he isn't a cuck

"I only fuck hookers" wow and people wonder why your nation is dying,worry not ill fuck your woman

That's the dumbest thing ive ever read.

>balkan descent maybe
lel

lmao yeah, he had green eyes and pretty long blond hair like those shotas, also a soft high pitch voice, must've been european genes

are you fucking serious ?

report to erdogan

...Was his name Anzu btw?

t.Canadian with proxy on

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>wow and people wonder why your nation is dying

German women dont want to settle down and be mothers until they are in their mid 30s so they are of no use to me.

Fucking a hooker is cheaper and safer since white girls are so fucked up that they see one night stands as a form of relationship now

How can you only spend 20 dlls on your 13 wives?

I hate dating. I don't know how it is elsewhere, but American women have priced themselves out of the market. They have over inflated senses of self. They undervalue men. The whole process is like walking the fucking stations of the cross, overly regimented and ultimately boring. A lot of people just accept that they have to put on a mask and pretend to be some ritualized version of themselves to attract a mate who will behave overly emotional and constantly move goalposts only to dip out the moment a shinier set of keys gets jingled in their direction.

It just isn't worth it.

most turks are really just ROACHED greeks, armenians, and anatolians...

is that a show or something

"Nice"
anzu's not feminine enough 4 me tbqh
watcha thinkin bout komsu?

With realistic standards they do

sparringmind.com/supernormal-stimuli/

le 0.7 replacement rate man

delicious :3
wish you could be as white as us don't you

No I'm not that Aussie poster.

Good luck finding him though, like you I suspect he's a proxy

IDk, possibilly of finding love maybe

I thought doctor Notipstein cut off all of your "tips"in order to make beauty creams

Mr 62% whos raising a anti white transgender youth shouldnt be talking

Youre women are the patient zero of the spoilt, entitlement ballbusting bitch that has become the norm in the West

Love is a meme.

>greek admixture makes you white

fuck this im downloading tinder

You wont find wife material on a hook up app you stupid nigger