/cyc/ Africa - Nice edition

Today The Paris Nice starts but Also some 1 day races a run.
>Paris Nice stage 1 (shown on Eurosport)
>GP Industria & Artigento (shown on Eurosport)
>Dwars door Vlaaanders (shown on Eurosport)
plus
>Grand Prix de la Ville de Lillers Souvenir Bruno Comini
but i'm sure its shown anywere.
So we have a Stacked day today.

Paris Nice stage 1

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GP Industria & Artigianato.
Vanmarcke, Jay Mccarthy, Rojas, Amador, Restrepo, Impey, Haas, Lobato, Robert Pawa, Adam Yates.
Majka, Visconti, Ballerini.

This is in Tuscany

Dwars door West-Vlaanderen / Johan Museeuw Classics.
CARBEL, Coquard, Richeze, Jacobsen, Hofland,
Vanbilsen, Clays, Backaert, Kenny Dehaes, Armee, Big Pim.

This used to be a three day event but they have taken the stage that was the last stage and made a one day race. Good race but not much in terms of teams.

btw i wrote a mistake. Its Dwars door West-Vlaandered not Dwars door Vlaanderen.

>tfw your parents named you Taco.

It seem witch dutch that you can take any random letters and make a name
huub cees pim gijs tijs wim dim bim bom

How do you go from this

to THIS

Koos, Toos, Henk

whats the worse cycling downfall in modern times? For me its Goss

Haussler is the first one that comes to mind. Podium in MSR and Flanders, stage win in TdF before his innner bogan took control

Toon Aerts

Him and Breschel are of the same mold. They have durability and sprint so they always have hope but there are always someone stronger that takes it in front of them.

Any of you boys know how to cook ?

i don't envy them cycling in this weather.

not really. You should buy cooking machines.

Paris Nice without Contador. What's the point? I will watch Tirreno instead

Just bend my back wheel lads riding on shit roads , what do ?

>tfw no shit roads near me
>barely any hills

bump

i'm not sure you can unbend a wheel but im not a mechanic.

Gran Premio Industria E Artigianato De Larciano is on now if you have eurosport player

fuck

mtb

Just made a delicious green curry with chicken and veggies. Now time to get comfy

where to get a mtb gf ?

im eating chicken wings

become MTB world champion.

cute !

Is the Van Avermaet era over lads?

>wins everything in one year and stops caring

honestly i think the whole gva, sagan, vanmarcke era is over.
Wout, Valgren, Mads P, Benoot, Wizniovski era begun in Omloop.

This meme needs to stop too, how long can you keep saying he won the irrelevant olympics. Even in his best year he disappointed e.g. TdF

>then does nothing next season except winning the rainbow jersey.
Gilbert >>>>>>>>> gva

Where the fuck can i watch Paris-nice ?

>>sporza.be

>geen stream

Because you're too early you dumb fuck walloon fuck

nvm starts at 15:30

Hou u rotte muil stuk ellende. Heeft u pa gisteren in u bek geschoten ofwa ?

>u
Everytime

???

Mohoric Stronk. Wins in Tuscany.

Reporting in. Time to get /comfy/

Yes, though I just keep making the same few dishes because of my autism.

So is anyone watching Paris-Nice?

the key to cooking as a man is buying as many cooking appliances as you possible can.
There is a machine for everything.
If you cant cook an egg buy an egg cooker.

53% likes cycling?

How fucking new are you to /cyc/ ?

im gonna mostly watch the belgian race and see the finish of P-N. Watch a little of both.

Muh lance armstrong or whatever?

>muh no guys fighting over a ball and getting brain damage
>colorado, utah, california likes cycling and those states are the size of ½ europe.

>american only kno earmstrom.

The rain increases the comfy factor x1000

>americans when they see Sagan on NBC

>Americlap only care about armstrong
rather, do it right you walloon fuck

I didn't watch cycling when Armstrong was king

Who's the young american cyclist that was promising a while ago? He's got a fucked up name like Keylor or something. Some kevin + taylor hybrid

>g-ge zijt een waal grrr
Double digit IQ retard. Doe ons en uzelf een plezier en stop met palen.

Tayler Phinney. I still rate him. He is a natural.

sorry taylor phinney

Tejay van Garderen?

Good afternoon lads, how was your ride today? I had a nice comfy ride with some 'hill' loops, nothing too intense.

The weather is finally nice, the 8-10 degrees felt like summer after last week.

Anything happen in the stage so far?

Succes broedt jaloezie it seems

hill looping is the key to success.
nothing has happened

This guy How's he doing lately? Haven't heard too much about him lately

>Netherlands
>hills

>Teejay

NO MORE EXCUSES

>the absolute state of Tejay "no more excuses" van Garderen

Speaking of Tejay, he just abandoned

Did he crash?

Yeah. Looked very undramatic.

Crashed and abandoned

He had a bad injury that has really fucked his progress. He might never get to his top.
The guy is one of those guys who is just naturally gifted and he was on his way to be a serious classics contender imo.

top cringe. Ge zit al een uur te neuten over walen terwijl er niemand hier waal is. Tegenover wie wilt ge bewijzen dat ge een stoere VLAAMSCHE LEEUW zijt ? Ga op Sup Forums een beetje janken over walen. Hier praten we over de koers.

How can it be over? He is number one on all the rankings that matter. It's peak.

Eurosport doesnt have commentators on my streams because they show wintersports and a superliga (Danish premier league) football. And its nr 3 vs 13th (out of 14). fuck neu-rosport!!

I'll try to be in Nice with a cardboard /cyc/ dedication

Rob Hatch and Brian Smith for UK Eurosport

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh

Make it happen

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

oh now i have too.

Did I rustle your jimmies? Don't get your tractors in a twist

>FUUUUUGGGLLL SQUAAAAAADD!!!
I still believe

er zijn hier geen walen miere

I looked more like you rustled your own jimmies with your walloon boogeyman. angry posting like a 12 year old. /cyc/ = /comfy/ Keep it that way

Cort is /our/ guy today.

How is Musseeuw classic looking?

we are about what 5 people in this thread.
no reason to fight each other.

Don't feed the trolls as they say, anyhow who's in P-N? Sagan and the other big guys?

It's now half a decade since he rode a GT without getting his chances ruined by accidents.
5 fucking years.

three guys got 50 seconds with 18 km to go.
nothing much is happening

If that Groenefaggot is wins, I'll fucking kill myself

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