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How terribly inefficient. Why would they do that?
The Empire is supposed to be pure evil so they took queues from Israel's """Defense""" Force.
Uhhhhhhh
werent they all cloans of jango fett?
(boba fetts father who got cloaned by the big tall kaminoans but died when mace windu decapateighted him)
>storm troopers are supposed to be the elite troops
>we never see regularly infantrymen
I forgot about all those boobplates I was seeing throughout the movies
time for another enhanced edition of the OT to reflect all the diversity
Clonetroppers =/= stormtroopers
why werent they in the films
Cannon fodder knows no gender.
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wait, but i thought the Empire was a mysoginist, white supremacist organization?
Why would an evil regime hell bent on taking over the galaxy care about equality n sheeit?
>Storm Troopers are all men
"Ughhhh this is more of Hollywood being librul and anti-man! Typical, we always have to be the villains!"
>Storm Troopers are both men and women
"Ugghhh typical Hollywood trying to shovel diversity into our faces!"
But doesnt all this diversity conflict with the crappy writers constantly trying to make the empire into racist facists?
They are supposed to be, but this is Disney. They don't care about the lore as long as they can pander.
Those were Clone Troopers.
Storm Troopers are different people.
Well no wonder they lost.
>Empire is literally Nazis
>they employ women, blacks and other species
Cant these shitty writers at least stay consistent?
What part of lore said the empire was a mysoginist, white supremacist organization?
Disney lore :^)
maybe its supposed to be sarcastic?
also
>implying luke wasnt going to join an empire flight academy in the first movie and boba fett isnt dead and han didnt shoot first.
That's what Wookieepedia is for.
Holy strawman, Batman.
No wonder they can't aim worth shit.
>women
It made sense within ANH which is all that matters at this point.
Rogue One's writers
so men that think they are women.
But doesn't Jango Fett bang his head in Episode 2 as a nod to the Stormtrooper banging his head in Episode 4?
>Nazi Germany didn't employ women, blacks and other species
Does no one remember the line:
>aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Or is that no longer canon.
Nazis unjustifiably considered their race/religion/sexuality to be superior.
Space Nazis unjustifiably considered their species to be superior.
Same thing, different scope. If we ever make contact with aliens you can bet your ass that people will unite over their perceived superiority.
>Nazi use the waste of space as cannon fodder
All the leaders are white.
>lore
Explains their shit aim. Military lowered standards so women could get in and fucked the whole empire.
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>Nazi Germany employed women, blacks and other species
THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!
No wonder they can't aim
>shitlords denying all the powerful female nazis
If we met aliens, I would HOPE that humanity would, in the even of the aliens attacking (and we could actually defend ourselves which is so unlikely it's hilarious) would go "Fuck aliens, humanity No.1!" regardless of anything.
HFY! is GOATYAY.
Silly me, I forgot that the Nazis gassed everyone who wasn't a blue eyed, blond, CIS white male.
WELL WHICH ONE IS IT??
SOCIAL MEDIA IS A DISEASE
But this never makes sense in scifi.
The basic argument that racism is bad on Earth is that there aren't actually major differences between races (NOTE: Please PLEASE do not argue whether or not this is true, I'm not interested in a Sup Forums debate, I'm just saying this is the premise)
But in virtually every sci fi setting with aliens this isn't true. Wookies for example are objectively stronger than Jawas, Vulcans are smarter than Pakleds, etc.
>white women supremacists don't real xD
what is this
this is how libshits actually see diversity "aliens" are just a cover.
>unjustifiably
Wrong. Nice marxist buzzwords, Chaim.
>do I believe the shitty middle aged numale writer that has never been involved with a single good film or the account that exists only to shill and persuade people into buying products!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yikes, what a conundrum for you to be in, mr brainlet!
honestly, even if the aliens didn't attack I'd imagine we would be much more unified
Think he's equating being a human being with being white there.
One tweet is a tweet with nothing to back it up, that was deleted with an apology issued.
The other tweet is based off of lore that is true in both the old Expanded Universe and the new one.
>If we met aliens, I would HOPE that humanity would go "Fuck aliens, humanity No.1!" regardless of anything.
IF humanity won, we'd end up killing each other with the leftover mass destruction weaponry.
Specifically Saudi Arabia would obtain an antimatter nuke or something.
Stop discussing Nu-Star Wars
When have there been female stormtroopers (genuine question I don't know much about the old or new EU besides the meme shit).
You're fucking delusional, you Israelis would be the ones to do it. Stop blaming everything on the Arabs.
>Twins, one male, one female
>Just like Luke and Leia
>The female "discovers" the Force at a place that becomes known as the "Force Tree"
>The female twin founds the Jedi Order
>The male twin is evil and kills the female.
>Before she dies she makes a prophecy that she will return as The One
>Meanwhile Darth Sidious creates >Anakin Skywalker to be a false prophet / golem type creation
>The Jedi are fooled into thinking he's The One
>The Jedi only realize their mistake too late.
>Anakin destroys almost all the Jedi
>Luke tries to redeem his evil father who literally slaughtered children.
>Rey is born and she is the perfect reincarnation of The One. Flawless in every way.
>She finds Luke Skywalker, who now just like his evil father, wants to destroy the Jedi Order
Rey will stop Luke's plans, restore order to the galaxy, and will destroy the dark side. She will also bring about the rise of the new Jedi order as predicted by Supreme Leader Snoke in TFA.
Rey being the reincarnation of The One explains why she is such a Mary Sue in TFA. She's literally a perfect super being.
The entire Star Wars saga is about how women are good and men are evil.
The women are all leaders (Padme, Leia, Rey, Mon Mothma)
The men are all drawn to the dark side (Anakin, Palpatine, Snoke, Kylo)
tl: dr = Men are bad, women are good. Thanks Kathleen Kennedy!
>Stop blaming everything on the Arabs.
Meanwhile the Sauds are in control of the UN human rights council and the refugee committee.
Majority of refugees in the past 10 years have been nothing but Sunni Snackbars.
Well maybe if arabs didn't routinely swing butcher knives whilst driving on sidewalks they would have a better pr image.
>RETCONNED
It explains the terrible aim at least.
Possibly would be for the best.
Judge Yoda by his size, would you?
What exactly is a "marxist buzzword"? Are you off your meds?
Even in the IDF, the female soldiers that everybody goes on about are relegated to units and postings that are the least likely to see combat. The IDF knows that they aren't as capable.
How progressive of you, Star Wars.
>claps
>cries
>shits pants
Thanks Star Wars for making Stormtroopers fair.
>masturbates furiously
Actually, """marxists"""" are moral relativist (ei amoral) scum who would justify anything.
IDF girls mostly do checkpoint guard and inspection.
Does anyone really give a fuck?
Seriously, who fucking cares?
Remember when Star Wars was a decent franchise that didn't pander to special demographics, or political agendas?
evidence?
I thought the Empire was nothing but evil white supremacist men.
Jesus, George, why'd you have to sell out to Disney of all companies?
So same case with the Empire?
you'd be surprised, neo-liberals eat this shit up and anyone calling it out for what is it (pandering) is labelled a man-baby who hates women
it's self-parody at this point. are they going to rejoice if an SS officer announces that half of the guards at Auschwitz were women?
It should be noted that in the nu Disney canon, Stormtroopers are no longer elites and Army troopers no longer exist. Stormtroopers do everything.
Did you say vulcans?
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Truth. Its ridiculous what libs attach themselves to.
Then again, I feel like most of the population is retarded, so they'll eat the propaganda up like good little tards, and the neo-libs will continue to stay relevant.
>Disney has only white men in evil empire positions
Sup Forums: FUCKING JEWESSES AT DISNEY PUSHING THEIR SEXIST POLITCIAL AGENDA< FUCK KATHLEEN REEEEEE
>Disney starts putting women and poc in empire positions
Sup Forums: WOW FUCKING DISNEY, PANDERING TO THE LIBERAL MEDIA AND FORCIGN DIVERSITY AGAIN, TYPICAL
The lore says they are a human supremacist organization, they are a metaphor for white supremacist fascist nations though
DID YOU KNOW?
NO WOMEN SERVED AS SOLDIERS IRL
Not according to canon
>DID YOU KNOW BOTH MEN AND WOMYN SERVED AS STORMTROOPERS IN THE GALACTIC EMPIRE, BUT IT WAS THE WHITE MALES WHO DID ALL THE BAD STUFF.
You haven't actually engaged in canon outside of the first six movies, have you?
>implying anything else matters
is he saying that only whites are really human?
really gets the ol' synapses firing
I had a hearty kek user. Fuck these globalist hollywood jews, if not only for their pure cynicism when pushing their consumerism
a visual nod, yes.
Not to mention, SOME clones would still be in service by Ep 4, it's like 17 years later.
god this is fucking embarrassing
FUCK DISNEY AND
FUCK KATHKEEN KENNEDY
It's not inefficient. What is inefficient is cutting your draft pool in half just because of what's between someone's trousers.
>But women are weaker than men
Okay? Not all jobs in the military are footsoldiers. More women behind the frontlines means more men on the frontlines. It's not that difficult a concept.
Well that explains the horrible aim.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? There are female soldiers in virtually every military. The dykes are agitating to have them in combat roles.
that's not the point. it's a clear retcon to pander to neo-libs in the most embarrassing way possible
>it's a clear retcon
>The force went from an undefinable energy that binds as in someways is generated by all living thing to a fuckong tree on a forgotten planet.
Was this in the EU or something?
>blacks and other species
A bit redundant don't you think?
I sear to God, I have to post this atleast once a fucking weak to some whiteknighting faggot.
>neo-libs
lmao, that isn't what "neo-liberal" means. Read a book retard.
Funny how stronk womyn soldiers are always 'there' but they're never the ones screaming in pain or clutching their disembowelled guts or getting crushed into paste.
And they are shit compared with clones, now we know why.
Why? I can buy women as support staff but not as frontline combat units. Every intelligent statesman knows that women are the most important intergenerational resource because they produce more soldiers for the next generation's army
>2017
Men have a right to produce soldiers too, shitlord
you're right. i thought neo-lib was just a catch all term for the current era of liberals that obsess over identity politics, not a strictly economic term about the free market. thanks for the enlightenment.
>serving as a stormtrooper in a non-frontline role
what?
>Get the Israel deck for Wargame
>Female soldiers are the shittest infantry they have.
I love how they finnaly admit blacks and women are also the bad guys