European friend walks into my house

>European friend walks into my house
>shocked expression
>"I've never seen a house this big!!! Are you a millionaire?"
>chuckle slightly to myself

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If plasterboard was a legit way of building houses in France I would have a castle.

>take European friend to grocery story
>go to meat section
>"woah, meat is so inexpensive here!"
>hehe yeah yeah
>stop at the gas station on the way home to fill up
>"$2.07 a gallon! How can 'petroleum' be that cheap?!"
>crack a sly smile and pat him on the head

>house completely collapses at the first gust of wind
Nigga you're literally like the first two pigs from the fairytale

Most homes on the coasts are large as well, they just cost an arm and a leg.
Did he take his shoes off?

>Fly to America
>Everyone starts clapping and cheering while taking off
>Land after a peaceful flight
>Passengers go wild chanting "USA, USA, USA" and giving a standing ovation
>Everybody goes to pilot and tips him saying "Good jerb"
>Walk to the airport
>TSA stops me and gives me mandatory anal examination
>They call me out for health concerns
>Medical adviser comes in and prescribes me Estrogen therapy for toxic masculinity
>Take taxi
>Upon arriving to destination he starts clapping and congratulating me for being a good passenger
>Go out to the streets
>Every statue is taken down and replaced by rainbow colored star of david
>Some masked crowd goes by
>They yell "Whatcha doin here honkey"
>See that they have white skin under the masks
>"Dis Antifa territory you Nazi, Watcha doin here direspectin us like dat"
>Tell them I'm Finnish
>They start clapping and saluting
>"Stalin was da real G and LGBTQIOYGEIUHEX supporter, you aright"
>They give me some Estrogen pills and give directions to nearest gay parade
>Try to return in my hotel
>400 pound naked black woman walks by
>She sees me looking and yells "Dis honkey tryin to rape me right here, dis some slavery shiiit"
>BLM jumps out from bushes
>Get shot
>Go to the hospital
>Doctor Prescribes me some Estrogen pills and sends me on my way
>300,000$ in medical bills
>Go back to airport
>Get shot

weren't you arested for not tipping the pilot?

That was a chore to read because it was so unfunny

>literally
aren't the pigs pink, like white people ?

>Most homes on the coasts are large as well, they just cost an arm and a leg.

that was his point.

Serious question, do non-Americans think that all of America is hurricane/tornado prone?

Several lower life forms like fish, molluscs, and Americans have a condition called indeterminate growth, in which they can continue to grow in proportion to their living enviroment. Their large homes account for their morbid obesity.

hurricane, nor'easter, mudslide, tornado, wildfire, avalanche, flood, or earthquake prone anyway.

i'm sorry but mc mansions are nothing to be proud of

>holy shit there are hiden taxes everywhere

>visit american friend
>he puts my shoes in the fridge

His "gust of wind" comment was reference to the fact that typical american house is built much weaker than a european house, not tornadoes.

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Thats cool. I have imaginary friends too.

Not impressive when it's soy fed beef

>crack a sly smile and pat him on the head
That's because everything here is made of plywood and compressed pigeon.

This is very interesting, do you think we'd be able to get pony sized Americans if we put them on tree houses?

>wasting materials when you don't need to
ah yes the european """intellectual""" construction/engineering

I bet you buy gold-tipped HDMI cables, spoons made out of uranium, and and roofs made out of silver as well, you prodigiously wasteful faggots.

common courtesy *tips cowboy hat*

>turns out he's not a millionaire, it's just the land value is low and he needs a big house because he's fat
I wish you were a millionaire

There has been a lot of success creating Ameriponies by stuffing them into overcrowded military barracks.
Here is an example of Ameriponies next to an average European man.

>rationalizing why you're poor
Why don't you just move to Japan and live in a capsule home if space matters so little, Chang?

....And then a hurricane blows it all away

dumb americans build their homes so shitty

Beef here is grassfed, and it's even more inexpensive than in USA

pls don't fry and eat my shoes, burgerbro

fucking kek

Oh yes the poor Japanese living in their poor little houses

>be american
>live in papier-mâché houses

>I don't know what a capsule home is
opinion discarded

You get internet in your pig sty? Impressive Danish architecture

>>go to meat section
>>"woah, meat is so inexpensive here!"
>contributes to 99% of global warming on Earth through excessive cattle farming
Nothin' personal sane part of Earth.

>spouting memes in response to valid criticism

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This is an example of where OP probably lives.

Do you export a lot?

I know what you're referring to although most "capsules" are in hotels, not homes.

Plus home size has nothing to do with wealth, if it did USA would have 27th largest houses in the OECD

You blind? I showed you an actual papier-mâché house, and it looks nothing like an American one. You're just a brainlet who can't hold people to consistent standards.

>I know what you're referring to although most "capsules" are in hotels, not homes.
I told him to live in one, if space didn't matter. Try to keep up.
I don't know why you're defending your boyfriend.

>lying on Sup Forums so you don't feel too bad about what the mean yuros tell you
sad!

You heavily implied that living in a small space was because of poorness and I informed you that it's not as simple as that

I am a bit gay for Kanada though but it's not relevant in this matter

"average" "European" man"

>americans think this is an coherent answer

>bring american friend to hospital
>wow first time i see real doctor

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The he realized it was made by shitty china-tier materials like wood and offered to give you some money to build a real one.

Most states don't charge sales tax on groceries.

>average american home

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

Shut the fuck up you didn't even tip anyone other than the pilot
This story is fake

Went to a friend's house last summer (He lives in the US), he lives in an urban zone, so i saw many of those houses.

Soo...Why are the houses in the US soo expensive and soo cheaply made?
Almost everything is made out of wood and they can't hold up to the test of time, after a while they start to rotten or having problems

Is it even cost effective to build stick-built houses in Europe?
The demand for timber must be sky high over there. I bet bricks and concrete blocks are much cheaper.

That house is worth a lot more than you are.

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David bowie?

looks cozy

>average
That looks like a summer cabin t.b.h.

Probably because houses here are built in tracts. Entire neighborhoods can consist of houses with the same basic design, and they're put up very quickly.

>Almost everything is made out of wood and they can't hold up to the test of time, after a while they start to rotten or having problems
My friend grew up in a house his ancestor built in 1720 and was passed down through the oldest sons. If you aren't a lazy fuck and tack care of them, they are fine. We use wood because it's plentiful and comfier in the cold. No one wants to walk across tile or concrete on a winter morning.

Russian Ambassador is coming to my uni on wednesday for a Q&A, what should i say to the guy

Every time I compared cost of living between any decent place in the US and my city, my city comes out cheaper.

....which makes sense cause our salaries are lower...

Sup Forumstards are amazingly efficient at taking a premise and completely fucking butchering it while running it into the ground. That was impressively bad, user.

>1.95 m
The Dutch are something else, aren't they.

Looks nice.

It looks great, to be honest. Nice and small, plenty of shade and greenery. A shame about the lack of fence on the right but I'm sure you'd get used to it.
What is so bad about it?

>posting a trap house like people live there

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